Cop Jokes Novels & Stories

The other two girls giggled, as well, and Riley chuckled. “No,” Cindy snickered. “I’m Cindy.” “Oh, that’s right,” Amy declared. “I forgot. Sorry. Go ahead, Cindy, tell us your joke.” “Okay. What did one casket say to the other casket?” Amy glanced at Riley, but the awareness in his eyes made her look away. “I don’t know,” she said. “What did one casket say to the other casket?” Cindy giggled. “Is that you coffin?” Amy laughed. The joke was funny enough on its own, but the impish look on Cindy’s face was even more amusing, making Amy laugh all the harder. “That’s a good one, Cindy.”

"You sound like Xavier. But I understand…" Hallec said and then a smile stretched his lips. "You might want to leave before people get the wrong idea," he said. Cole arched an eyebrow at him and Hallec laughed. "Wow… I didn't even know you can do that." "Do what?" "Make a joke," Cole said, causing Hallec to chuckle.

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At least not him me; "Doesn't mean you should be scared, there's no scarecrow here or do you see any?" I laughed as he pointed his hands around the room in a bid to make his joke sound funnier. "Your jokes," I told him. "They've changed a lot." "I'll take that as a compliment," he said with a small smile."A compliment saying that I am funnier." "Well, yeah. That's it and I'm not going to deny it." We both burst into a round of laughter cause it felt good hearing jokes and reacting to it in the same way. I felt a bit relieved and it showed from the way I became relaxed all of a sudden.

He was always making stupid jokes, even at the worst times. “That’s not funny,” I snapped. “There are people’s lives we are talking about, the pack members are counting on us and also the alpha, it’s only a matter of time until people start moving out of the pack,” I said, although I was also considering that in case things went sideways. “Sorry, sorry,” he apologized, raising his hands. “I was just trying to lighten the mood, you know, humor is a coping mechanism.” “Well, it’s not working,” I said, rolling my eyes.

A group of players stood nearby laughing about something, and the moment I recognized the direction of the conversation, every muscle in my body tightened. "Can't believe Cole landed her," one of them said, while the others exchanged knowing grins. "Honestly, give it a month and she'll probably be just another story." The laughter that followed grated against my nerves, yet I might've kept walking if they had stopped there. Unfortunately one of them decided to get creative, and the crude joke that came out of his mouth made my vision narrow so fast it almost surprised me. "What did you just say?" The words came out calm enough to make them all turn around, and the silence that followed felt

It might help if I get lost…or accidentally set the apartment on fire,” I teased, getting a hint of a smile that he buried by denying. "Or you'll probably starve the poor animal to death," he returned the joke, narrowing his gaze, making the lines of expression visible at the corners of his eyes. Since the incident in my bathroom we acquired the ability to joke when it came to Alzheimer's. Black jokes made the situation less overwhelming. He was the first person he could joke with like this. My friends didn't like it when he said things like that and found it cruel; what they didn't understand was that at the end of the day the one who would live in limbo would be me, and taking it so seriou

"Man, what did you just say?" The guy scoffs and repeats. "Stupid slut!" CJ laughs. "Please tell me it's me you called that." The guy scoffs. "It's your cheap whore right there..." "That's funny bro!" CJ laughs and the Indian guy joins in and now they are both laughing. "See you around bro..."

“You know, Ruby, we learned a joke yesterday. Want to hear it?” I nod eagerly, intrigued by the joke that has captured their attention. “Alright,” Ethan begins, a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Why don’t grumpy people like corn on the cob?” Playing along, I pretend to ponder the question. “Hmm, I’m not sure. Why don’t they?” “Because they think it’s ‘a-maize-ing’ that anyone could be happy!” Ethan bursts into laughter, and soon, the infectious giggles spread throughout the room.

“Viv, what’s going on with you? What are you laughing about?” She kept laughing until tears rolled down her cheeks. She wiped the corners of her eyes continuously and tried to suppress her laughter to tell him, “I was joking with you. I heard a joke from my colleague today. She spoke about how fiancées are proposing break-ups with their fiancés. The fiancés answer with all sorts of strange replies. As a result, we made a pact to try it out with our partners when we got home.”