Cop Jokes Novels & Stories

I replied. Cole raised a brow. “Right, because bottling them up has worked so well for you in the past.” I snorted, kicking at a chunk of frost near my boot. “You should try stand-up comedy. I hear sarcasm’s all the rage these days.” “Already do that every day with you, kid,” he said, smirking. “You’re my toughest crowd.” I shook my head, trying not to smile. “You must be bored out here if picking on me is your entertainment.” I said, arching a brow.

We had been working together for weeks now, and I had grown to trust him implicitly. Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered a silly joke my brother used to tell me when we were kids. "Hey, Claus, why did the chicken go to the doctor?" I asked, trying to stifle a grin. Claus raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "I don't know, why?" he asked. I giggled. "Because it had fowl breath!" I exclaimed, bursting out laughing. Claus chuckled, shaking his head. "You're such a goofball," he said, smiling.

The other two girls giggled, as well, and Riley chuckled. “No,” Cindy snickered. “I’m Cindy.” “Oh, that’s right,” Amy declared. “I forgot. Sorry. Go ahead, Cindy, tell us your joke.” “Okay. What did one casket say to the other casket?” Amy glanced at Riley, but the awareness in his eyes made her look away. “I don’t know,” she said. “What did one casket say to the other casket?” Cindy giggled. “Is that you coffin?” Amy laughed. The joke was funny enough on its own, but the impish look on Cindy’s face was even more amusing, making Amy laugh all the harder. “That’s a good one, Cindy.”

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

"And guess what? He raised his cup, moving it in circle as he waited for me to guess. Yeah, he probably knew I was really poor in making guesses. He had talked, he let the cat out of the bag. "I know how dumb you could be most at times. So let me not keep the newe waiting and the excitement dying because of some dumb soul." He scoffed, laughing hard as he banged the table at his own jokes and what was required of every one who was present there was to laugh alongside with me. Even if…. It was a boring joke, no one cared as far as they wouldn't lose their life.

"You sound like Xavier. But I understand…" Hallec said and then a smile stretched his lips. "You might want to leave before people get the wrong idea," he said. Cole arched an eyebrow at him and Hallec laughed. "Wow… I didn't even know you can do that." "Do what?" "Make a joke," Cole said, causing Hallec to chuckle.

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?

A group of players stood nearby laughing about something, and the moment I recognized the direction of the conversation, every muscle in my body tightened. "Can't believe Cole landed her," one of them said, while the others exchanged knowing grins. "Honestly, give it a month and she'll probably be just another story." The laughter that followed grated against my nerves, yet I might've kept walking if they had stopped there. Unfortunately one of them decided to get creative, and the crude joke that came out of his mouth made my vision narrow so fast it almost surprised me. "What did you just say?" The words came out calm enough to make them all turn around, and the silence that followed felt

It might help if I get lost…or accidentally set the apartment on fire,” I teased, getting a hint of a smile that he buried by denying. "Or you'll probably starve the poor animal to death," he returned the joke, narrowing his gaze, making the lines of expression visible at the corners of his eyes. Since the incident in my bathroom we acquired the ability to joke when it came to Alzheimer's. Black jokes made the situation less overwhelming. He was the first person he could joke with like this. My friends didn't like it when he said things like that and found it cruel; what they didn't understand was that at the end of the day the one who would live in limbo would be me, and taking it so seriou

"Man, what did you just say?" The guy scoffs and repeats. "Stupid slut!" CJ laughs. "Please tell me it's me you called that." The guy scoffs. "It's your cheap whore right there..." "That's funny bro!" CJ laughs and the Indian guy joins in and now they are both laughing. "See you around bro..."