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Then, other times it contained the petrifying screams of anguish from every living thing it had ever consumed, their tortured wails entrapped there for all eternity. “Crazy bastard.” Chiri wheezed. Lifting her head enough to glare intently at the black patent leather shoes of Cazer Krane. “I see this foul-mouthed wench decided to return to us.” He remarked coolly. Peering down at her loftily from an armchair, he cradled the perfect curve of his angular jaw in the palm of his hand.

His voice is hoarse and croaky but he manages to cough out, "How are you?" I laugh. It isn't very pleasant. "How do you expect me to be Sia? Jovial? Excited? Oh no, dead?" He flinched. "Just answer the question Crinka". "I'm not fine. I have been locked up here for days, surviving only on hard bread and raw meat. I feel so disgusted with myself, I wish I was dead". His expression is that of...pain? "Don't say that Crinka please". "But it's okay for you to say it? It's okay for you to remind me of my status? It's absolutely fine for you to wish me death? Sia, you have no.."

Cringe. What are you doing Morowa? He's a creep and shouldn't be trusted! My inner stubborn voice already starts condemning him. I type in my reply; Me. Hey, sugar bun:) No, maybe I shouldn't lead him on. I was about to erase it when another notification jolted me and before I could even comprehend anything, I had hit the send button. Classic Val, that bish. Creep. *Gasp* You actually acknowledged me today :0 I felt my eyes run in a circle in their sockets before I type in a reply.

"Get off me you jerk," ~AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAF~ Creed grabbed his leg and crushed it with all his might. "Do you think I am your ride or something?" ~HE HE HE, I ENJOY SITTING ON SHOULDERS, AREN'T YOU SCARED?~ "Scared? don't give yourself too much credit," Creed huffed and smirked slightly. "I don't get scared this easily..." ~HE HE HE HE, WHY ARE YOU CLIMBING THE TREE? IS SOMETHING UP THERE?~

I crawl back to the wall, my body shaking with sobs. ##########

Perfect employs the flawed logic of a math teacher who accepts homework that could have been copied off of each other, just as long as it shows the right equation. One clever guy cut and pasted an image of Salvador Dali’s melting clocks to represent the habit of unpunctuality (“Wait lang”) he had developed after he got addicted to computer games. Yssy pasted images of wine bottles, pills, a car crash and prison with an accompanying backstory that’s actually stolen from Lindsay Lohan’s life. Another guy (Nathan) was more truthful and posted a picture of an arguing man and woman.

She joined her hands while looking up at the ceiling, blinking. “If someone up there is listening, I wish all these men would suffer from crabs so bad , they would scratch it so hard that their dicks will fall off ”. She looked down and pointed a finger at them. “This is my curse on your species ”. She turned back to her friends leaving behind a group of mortified men with wide eyes who were left there holding their junks in fear . Her friends send an apologetic smile at them .

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" Sookie dislikes the new plan. Amber fixes her hair and says, "I did until Sophia decided to disgrace the squad by making Jaylee topless out there." "And now the nobodies will think we are as miserable as them." "I'm sorry; I will never try to start a fight again." Sophia apologizes sorrily. She then walks away. "Follow her, to ensure she doesn't do another stupid thing," Amber orders Sookie. "Thanks for not punishing me," I tell Amber as we are alone.

The laughter was laced with ridicule and derision, making me feel physically sick. I had no idea what was happening, but an ominous feeling crept into my heart. Thus, I followed the crowd to the lobby on the first floor. The moment I looked up, my eyes flew wide open. While I'd been trying to retrieve the surveillance footage, someone had used AI to create a pornographic deepfake video of me and displayed it on the giant screen outside the company building. An indecent woman with my face was seductively posing for everyone on the street. I felt a surge of rage shoot up, causing my temples to throb. A loud ringing filled my ears, and my mind went completely blank. With trembling hands, I open