Cringe Copypasta Novels & Stories

"Too glittery. What are you? A unicorn sh*t? Go put on something else please. Next!" "Too poofy. You look like a freaking girl from candy lala land. Next!" "Too Tissue-y. That's so not you. It looks like a used paper towel and then reused again and was pasted on the dress, like eww. Boo take it off! Next!" "Too cringey. Are you trying to give me a heart attack?! Go fudging change please"

Napagod ako sa pag hahanap kaya naisipan kong I-chat si Maddy, my close friend. Messenger Athena: Hanap kali tayo trabaho? Bakasyon niyo na diba? Maddy: uwu A notification that pops up so I just seen her message too engrossed in wanting to land a part time job. I grimaced as I skim the job description and qualifications. What the heck is Copywriting? Apparently, the hope in my heart is gradually vanishing. May nag pop up ulit kaso sa f******k naman. I have seen one of my cousin's parents' post. Telling how proud they are about her. I feel the insecurity creeps in my bone twisting it. I closed the application and just lie on the bed.

She said. "But you like it big."He said while smirking. Zelia rolled her eyes, "Oho... who wouldn't have thought that the Emperor is a pervert and knows how to talk dirty.", "Don't worry, I only became like this when it comes to you."He sounded like a flirt, flirting with his woman. Zelia felt rolling her eyes so she did," What's up with this cringe line?" "C-Cringe? You didn't appreciate it?"He looked down, like he was sulking.

*STOMACH GRUMBLE* I accidentally let out a low chuckle after hearing his stomach grumble from his hunger and he started shaking my shoulder while barking which I calmed myself and stop chuckling at his stomach whom just grumble out.We then proceed to the apartment and change clothes before I started cooking some food for our late dinner after running away from the paparazzi earlier and got into the ferris wheel while I also knocked out from sleepiness. *PRICK* The oil that I added earlier from the shrimp started to be in a chaotic mode which I got startled since a portion of the oil went into my arm skin which I cursed out from the pain but still frying it until it fry deep.

*I'm screwed. ****

[AZTEC] "You would leave me, the woman who was beside you, for a woman who is clearly lying to you? You’re pathetic, Aztec,” Beatrice said and Aztec let out a growl. It wasn't the growl of power, but it was the growl that reminded him of his guilt.

I'm so fucked. *****************************************