Cuddle Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

He changes his position to face me. "Can you close your eyes and pretend to sleep?" I look at him, puzzled. "Why?" "Can you do it?" I nodded my head and closed my eyes. I opened it after a few seconds. His face is puzzled. "You look like someone I know." He whispered. I suddenly chuckled. "I do?" He nodded. "You look like my wife," I wanted to laugh. "Wilson, your pick-up lines are something," I commented. "Well, I just heard and read from the internet." He is such a clown.

Noelle blushed at his remarks, after all this time she still can not get used to his cheesy pick up lines and this does not go unnoticed by Alexander who also knos his ife to the best of his abilities. "You will have me all throughout the honeymoon a few hours on't kill you," he sighed out. "That is here you are wrong baby girl being without you a couple minutes alone is a pain you think I can go hours without being able to touch you or hold you, or kiss you or make sweet sweet love to you, how whipped I am for you baby," "If you look to your left you will see the beautiful view of the city of love below you, so please buckle up as we prepare for landing and do not release yourself until we

I replied with a matching pickup line. “Your pickup lines were so old school!” She commented. “Why? We were old in the first place! And I want us to be old forever,” I told her. She smiled. “Even though I already know that, I’ll still give it to you. Why then?” She replied. “Cause I want to grow old with you.” I kissed her cheek at the same time. “In fairness, I shivered ten times!” She was still smiling. “Ten times only?” I asked with a sad tone.

“Boring.” It wasn’t surprising that he was mocking them. The contents of these little notes were utterly unoriginal, filled with cheesy pick-up lines. Some asked directly for her contact details, while others were more detailed: “I’m the guy sitting at your seven o’clock. If you turn around, we’ll be friends.” There were even some who gave their phone numbers directly, listing their height, weight, and hobbies, and claiming they had no bad habits, no ex-girlfriends, and were as pure as a blank sheet of paper.

But, it’s better to have company than be alone tonight. Instead, she nodded. “Go ahead.” The stranger then smiled and sat beside her, eyeing her with a hungry stare. He surely has his looks, but he’s obviously a womanizer. But, it’s better to have company than be alone tonight. The man then cleared his throat and offered his hand, “I’m Ian, by the way.” “I’m Maria.” She lied, not wanting to reveal her identity. “What a beautiful name for a beautiful woman like you.” She grimaced at that, hearing that overused line for a million times now. Can’t they be creative and think of another pickup line? Men really have the same brain cells. The man then inched closer, starting to make his move. “So…y

“If a guy tries one of those cringy pickup lines, we all freeze and go: ‘You can see us?’ like we’re ghosts. Then we ran towards him with crazy laughter.” I wiggled my eyebrows at them with all the enthusiasm of a sleep-deprived squirrel. Kate looked over her shoulder at me, laughing. “Where do you get these crazy inspirations from?” “From one crazy chick on I***a.gram reels,” I said honestly. “She’s a gift from the chaotic gods.” I don't want to take credit for something that isn't my own creation. “I’ve used a bunch of her stuff. Works like a charm – guys run off like scared weasels. Which, obviously, is the goal.”

He had just smiled at all of them when they walked in and said goodbye when they left. “Why is that?” he said. “Because you were the cutest person in the office,” Adam explained with a wink. Zach froze in surprise. Was that a pick up line? He reminded himself that he shouldn’t take it to heart. Adam could just be a flirty person.

"Nice try, Taylor. But I've got one for you: Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." Taylor chuckled. "Touché, my friend. You've been practicing." Their lighthearted banter extended beyond the confines of the school walls. At a local mall, they found themselves in a competition to see who could come up with the cheesiest pickup lines to use on unsuspecting shoppers. D'Andre approached a group of friends with a confident smile. "Excuse me, ladies, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?" Taylor wasn't one to back down from a challenge. He sidled up to a couple window shopping and struck up a conversation. "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connec

I know he's Chase, one of the 'populars', so why is he talking to me? "What do you want?" I said harshly, but I don't think he got that I didn't want to talk to him because he just smiled flirtatiously at me. "Someone better call God, because I think he lost an Angel." he smirks at me. I give him a straight face. That's the worst pick up line ever. "No someone better call the devil because I escaped from hell." I said sarcastically "Hey baby girl what's your code."he asked

She scoffed. "Just like a candle can burn my shirt, I want to dump my hot sperm in you. Do you care to burn too?" I whispered, my fingertips grazing her arm. "Is that a pickup line? Sperms don't burn, sir." I chuckled, yanking her more closer to me so that her lips are pressed against my hard chest. "Tell me what my sperm does to you then? If it doesn't burn, tell me what happens when you feel it in you or better still when I release it and it flows down your pussy."