Cursed Pickup Lines Novels & Stories

I sighed. "So when are you free?" I asked him. "I am always free for you," he said. "Really? That is the worst pick up line I have ever heard in my life and I have a thing for pick-up lines," I said. "Do not worry love, I have a lot of lines down my jeans," He said and I laughed.

I started reciting all the cringy, weird and perverted pick up lines I could think of, all the while watching the jerk King lose his cool. I put my hand over my heart to make my performance seem unfeigned, looking all touched and moved, a bit misty-eyed too. "DARLING, who'd have ever imagined you to be so naughty when you asked me if I sat in sugar because I've got such a sweet ass... I mean buttocks(I feared these primordials would mistake my ass for a donkey if I didn't enlightened them with the specifics). That I'm in all of your inappropriate..."

Atrocious replied, rubbing an orb on the armrest of his chair. "Reveal? What do you have to reveal?" Draco raised an eyebrow, realizing that it must be serious if Atrocious was acting this way. Atrocious was never one to think or worry so much about anything and when he does, it meant it was something to be taken very seriously. Atrocious sighed heavily, picked up the orb, and muttered a spell. The orb became surrounded by a mist of emerald color, and an obscure figure appeared within it. "It's a curse. Your brother, the Alpha King, is cursed."

she replied expectantly. It made the corners of his lips curl up. “I have a…” Rhys trailed off as he felt the weight of Amira’s stare on him. Her whole attention was on him now, and it was more unsettling because she was in his body watching him. With a sigh, he started again. “The men in the Quintrell family, the royal line… are cursed. Finding our mate puts an end to it.” Amira closed the book and set it aside. “What curse? I didn’t hear anything about a…” Amira trailed off, realising it was the royal family and there were probably many secrets the public was not aware of.

I snatch the fifty dollars from his hand. “I will bet fifty dollars on you not getting your cock between my boobs tonight.” He winks and clinks his glass with mine as he raises a sexy brow. “Thank you. I will take that as a personal challenge.” I shake my head as I sip my drink. “Does that ridiculous pick up line work on many women?” He smiles and winks cheekily. “You would be surprised.” I smirk. There is something extremely honest about this guy. He isn’t pretending to be someone he’s not.

I was an unusual child, I began speaking and walking flawlessly at only six months old, I had impeccable hearing also, of all my very special and strange abilities, I hated that one the most, because I’ve heard nothing but hurtful words. My eyes often randomly turns golden yellow and then goes back to normal, I grew up hearing parents tell their children to not have anything to do with me, I grew up hearing everyone say I was cursed and I brought bad luck to whoever gets involved with me. Ofcourse what would I have them think, even I knew that I wasn’t normal. I grew up watching family and friends desert my mother, leaving her with only me. The guilt plagued me. Her suffering was my fault. I

A freak accident that left me completely alone in the world. But now, I couldn’t help but wonder. Were they werewolves too? Had they known this would happen to me? Alaric said the curse didn’t activate unless you killed someone. If they were werewolves, had they never triggered the curse? Or was it something else entirely? I glanced at the window, where the light of the setting sun was fading, giving way to the night. The full moon was coming. I could feel it—a strange hum at the back of my mind, growing stronger with each passing moment.

The bell rings. "Saved by the bell." I pack up my laptop and decide to skip the next class and go for a run. I needed to get this girl out of my head. I get to my car and toss my bag in. Texting my buddy Link to meet up for some beers after my run. I love this run-down bar on the other side of town. They have this jukebox that plays oldies. Link texts back, skip the run and let's go now. I head over to his place to pick him up. I walk up to the penthouse apartment that daddy bought him. This guy wants for nothing, he has a billion-dollar trust fund and ridiculous access to anything. Do you want a jet or a desert island? I jump onto the couch and turn the TV on because I know he will be at le

] I taunted him, hiding the fact that I felt blue when he was obviously hiding something from me, [Death is always around me, and this happens when I don't grab on to the things I cherish. [It won't.] Al suddenly said, [I will end that curse, and death won't be around you ever again.] [That's not a curse!] I burst into laughter, [It's a metaphor! I'm just THAT unlucky--] The scary Alpha made his move and I shut up instantly. He lunged at me with such a fast move that it scared me by itself. I gulped as I weighed my chance against him.

Big and dangerous that will no doubt have grave consequences for us all. Especially the one who has hired us all to this Facility. He is mad with a desire for eternal life. He has mages visit us sometimes to do different experiments on the Subject. What they do to him is beyond me. It sometimes appears back in its room with strange black markings on its body. After a few days though; the markings just disappear. This place fills me with dread, and I don’t know how much longer I can continue to work for these kinds of people. The work here greatly tests one’s faith in God.