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He pouted. "I learned them online. Online, they say these are the top pick-up lines that will make your wife happier and love you more." "It turns out they're all lies." Kane sighed in disappointment, hanging his head. Unable to bear seeing him sad, Lani comforted him. "They're great, I like them. I'm just surprised you could come up with such sweet lines." Kane's eyes lit up with delight. "Really? Then I'll say them every day from now on!"

I asked with a stupid smile impossible to be erased from my face. He chuckled and kissed my cheek. “Because you light up my dark sky with different colors?” I scoffed and laughed it off. “What a corny pick-up line,” I mumbled making him laugh as well. He hugged me tighter and kissed my temple. “I’m not dreaming, right?” he whispered. “I am not going to wake up now and see that everything is a dream, right?”

“We could do that.” “I love it when they’re so confident.” I shook my head, taking a deep breath in a bid to regain my bearings. And to think that was the dumbest pick-up line I’d ever heard. He wiggled the five hundred dollar bill in front of my eyes. “Um, hello? I’m not playing.” “Fine,” I groaned, snatching the five hundred dollars from his hand. “I will bet five hundred dollars on not getting your disgusting cock anywhere near me tonight.”

I said. " Will you please rub my back in the shower?? " He asked. " No!! " I was shocked at his request. " Wash my hair?? " He gave another option as if was asking about breakfast options. " Get lost!! " I said. " I want to get lost in your arms and eyes." He said romantically. " Ughh!! This dialogue is so cheesy. " I said with a smile. " I like cheese... C'mon, darling, we are getting married today, you won't let me make love to you, at least let me use some cheesy, romantic dialogues. " He said.

For a change, he gave me a beautiful smile, which I most definitely didn't stare at for longer than a second. "Did anyone ever tell you you're stunning?" The blush was starting to creep down my cheeks from his stare and his words. But I couldn't let him know he got to me with his cheesy lines. "Did anyone ever tell you, your pickup lines are rusty?" "I think a beautiful woman at the airport told me that approximately 30 minutes earlier, yes. But they are not really pick-up lines if they are the truth." What is it about this man and me becoming soft around him?

Her ecstatic cries filled the audio. A text message followed a moment later: "He said fucking me in your bed was the best he's ever had."

I can guarantee you that my chat up lines are worse than anything you've ever heard! "spill Jones!" fuck her cheeky side is such a turn on. "haha, ok ok, feel my shirt. know what it's made of? boyfriend material!" "that's brilliant, another one?" "Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen!" she's laughing so hard that she has tears in her eyes and her laugh is music to my ears. "now your turn!" "I've only ever said a chat-up line to someone once and that was because I lost a bet but it was... I think there's something wrong with my phone. your numbers not in there!"

As the wedding date steadily approached, Mason and I grew closer with each passing day. One evening, instead of sending his chauffeur, he picked me up himself and drove us up the mountains until we reached the summit. Pointing at the starry sky, he asked, "Do you like it?" I found the gesture amusing and teased, "Is the starry sky your gift?" He lowered his eyes, shook his head slightly, and pressed a finger to his lips. I instinctively fell silent.

A text pops up in the screen diverting my attention. Grayson: Good night cutie. A smile makes it's way to my lips at the sight of the sender. Cutie...? He must still be looking for the perfect nickname. He really sucks at it. First hon. Baby...I hate that word, you should know why. Kitty....what am I? A fucking cat. Bae....the same as baby. I hate it. Sweety...I don't know. But I still don't like it. Cheese.....for real.

At the start, I had genuinely wanted to make it work with Pamela. When we first met, I actually liked her. She looked innocent and delicate, as if she were well-raised. Unfortunately, I had been fooled by her appearance. Once she got what she wanted from me, she got bored and tossed me aside.