Dad Joke Examples

Warning! 18+ Let's put her in the golden cage." He suggested. A smile formed on Jackson's face when he heard his twin brother's insistence. It doesn't seem like the solution to the problem, but it would give them enough time to figure out their new sex slave out. "Then bring her out when we want to fuck her or when she needs our dicks inside her." Married, sex-deprived Anna didn't expect that her sexual fantasies will be fulfilled to the peak when she decided to accept the invite of the Twins sibling she met on Tumblr until she got to their mansion and she was caged and prisoned after signing a legal consensual form. "Why did you accept our invite? Tell us again, " Jacob asked Anna as he slapped her already, red swollen cheek. "Because I want you guys to treat me like a sex slave, " Anna gulped. Anna Walson, 18 years old virgin and high school dropout who was maltreated by her father after her mother's death was sold to his creditor, got entangled with the Michealson brothers whom she met on an online platform. She had sexual relations with them, which in turn made the twins run a background check on her because they NOW wanted her to themselves ONLY.

"Menikahlah demi keluarga kita! Toh, kamu tahu kan hanya orang kaya yang berhak punya mimpi?" Laras tercekat. Meski harus jatuh dan sakit, dia bersedia mengejar mimpinya. Bukankah itu lebih baik daripada harus menjadi istri kedua? Tapi, sayangnya tidak punya pilihan..... Lantas, bagaimana nasib Laras selanjutnya? Akankah dia bahagia kala harus menjadi Istri Kedua CEO Muda?

Walang mga lalaki sa aming nayon. Kapag umabot ng 18 taong gulang ang isang babae, sumasailalim sila sa isang seremonya ng pagdating ng edad sa ancestral hall. Suot ang mga damit pang-seremonya, pumila sila para pumasok, at paglabas nila, ang mga mukha nila ay may halong sakit at saya. Noong ang panganay na kapatid na babae ko ay naging 18, pinagbawalan siya ni Lola na dumalo. Gayunpaman, isang gabi, lumusot siya papunta sa bulwagan. Paglabas niya, hirap siyang maglakad, at may dugo sa pagitan ng mga binti niya.

Getting a job to work as the agent of a top artist in the country, Lyron is excited for the extra pay to cater to his siblings' needs. But when his boss, Amil and him find themselves on a rollercoaster of feelings harbored towards each other, starting with dislike and hate, they both do not expect to be bound by these feelings especially when Amil is betrothed to marry the daughter of his family's friend. Lyron is pregnant but emotionally broken. Amil keeps denying his sexual orientation and feelings for Lyron. What happens between these two lovers when fate comes into play?

Camila Carson was tricked by her step sister. She ended up sleeping with a mysterious Billionaire and later got pregnant with twins. The agreement was for her to hand over the child to him in exchange for a huge amount of money to save his father who she thought was kidnapped. She decided to sell her son to Samuel Hudson in order to start her life over and then she left the country with her daughter. 5 years later she is now a successful fashion designer and she gets an offer to work at the company headquarters back home. Her new CEO is Samuel Hudson, the mysterious billionaire and he starts to flirt with her. Camila falls in love immediately with his son the first time she saw him and her daughter couldn’t help embracing Samuel. Samuel Hudson adores the kids and his only intention was to marry Camila so that they can become a family. “For being a virgin, you will get a bonus of 20 % after you have done your part. “He said and then added” the deposit amount of 3 million dollars has been transferred to your account. But make sure you perform well or you won’t get the rest.” His voice was cold and distance. “Thank you. Camila muttered.

Aku dijadikan istri hanya untuk melahirkan anak untuknya. Suamiku tidak mencintaiku dan harusnya aku sadar dari awal bahwa posisiku hanya sebagai istri kedua, istri yang tak pernah dianggap keberadaannya oleh mereka. Bagaimana bisa kehadiranku di tengah rumah tangga Zayn dan Alysa dianggap sebagai pembawa luka? Haruskah aku menyerah atau bertahan dalam rumah tangga yang tidak sempurna ini?

"Bu Valen, apakah arti selingkuh itu?" Valen sangat terkejut mendengar pertanyaan muridnya yang masih duduk di bangku kelas 2 SD. Pertanyaan itu juga yang mengiring Valen untuk masuk dalam konflik besar rumah tangganya Evan dan Jojo yang mulai hancur karena perselingkuhan Jojo. Valen menyimpan rasa kasihan dan simpati besar pada Evan, yang menderita dengan perselingkuhan istrinya. Dia semakin terjebak dengan perasaannya. Semakin menyimpan rasa untuk Evan. Sehingga dalam waktu singkat, Evan telah menjadi sugar daddynya. Salahkah perasaan yang tumbuh di hatinya ini? Salahkah hubungan yang dia jalani ini? Haruskah dia mundur, atau terus maju dan terus mempertahankan sugar daddy, yang adalah ayah dari muridnya sendiri itu?

Yvonne always believed in happily-ever-afters, until her ex spectacularly dumped her at his workplace on what was supposed to be a special day, leaving her heartbroken and humiliated. Then, a mysterious man swoops in to save the day. Little does she know, this charming rescuer is the father of the adorable twins she teaches. The twins, intent on finding a mommy, see their father as a bonus. As fate would have it, this dashing single dad has an unconventional proposal on behalf of his children. They want Yvonne to be their mommy, and he comes as an irresistible bonus. With twin-sized mischief and unexpected romance, Yvonne's life takes a hilariously unpredictable turn. Will she find her own fairy tale ending in the arms of the man she never saw coming?

Seorang wanita penghibur bernama Shanum, ditugaskan oleh sang mucikari untuk mencari pelanggan yang akan meramaikan rumah bordir miliknya. Di rumah bordir itu juga Shanum mengais rejeki, sehingga mau tidak mau dia harus menuruti perintahnya. Tepat ketika dia melaksanakan tugasnya, Shanum malah terjebak pada seorang Kyai pemilik paras tampan. Awalnya Shanum mengira dia adalah pria blasteran atau turis asing yang sedang berkunjung di kota ini, namun ternyata dugaannya salah. “Karena kamu adalah wanita yang masuk ke dalam mobilku, maka maukah kamu menikah denganku untuk membantu diriku memenuhi janji yang telah aku buat, Nona?” Ucapan pria itu sungguh mengejutkan Shanum, tidak mungkin dia menikah, itu artinya dia tidak bisa bekerja dan bersenang-senang dengan banyak pria lagi. Sebuah syarat akhirnya diajukan oleh sang kyai bernama Rasyid itu, yang pada akhirnya disetujui oleh Shanum. Namun ternyata menikah dengan Rasyid adalah awal penderitaan bagi Shanum, lalu, mengapa seorang Kyai yang taat agama bisa membuatnya menderita?

Gara-gara calon istri Mas Jimmin kabur di hari H pernikahan, aku dijadikan pengantin pengganti. Mana galak lagi orangnya dari dulu. Dia pikir aku takut? Tidack. Ayo kita duel kalau perlu