Dad Joke Examples

Tempat baru, kota baru dan juga universitas yang baru. Membuat Ryana yang cantik jelita mengubah seratus delapan puluh derajat penampilannya. Rambut di kepang dua. Kaca mata besar dan tebal. Wajah yang selalu diberikan warna berbentuk layaknya bekas jerawat. Membuat Ryana tampil berbeda. Kenangan pahit di masa lalu membuat Ryana berpikir jika dengan berpenampilan seperti ini, maka ia bisa melihat mana orang yang benar-benar tulus dengannya. Namun, sayangnya semuanya tidak berjalan mulus. Ada banyak rintangan yang harus Ryana hadapi. Wajahnya yang buruk rupa, serta status yang dirahasiakan. Terlihat miskin di depan para mahasiswa yang lainnya. Membuat Ryana selalu di rundung, bahkan direndahkan tanpa ampun. Lalu, bisakah Ryana mengatasinya? Dan dapatkan Ryana mencapai misinya. Mendapatkan orang-orang yang benar-benar tulus dengannya? penasaran? Yuk mari kita simak kisah selengkapnya! Jangan lupa subscribe, like, dan komentar ya. Di tunggu juga kunjungannya di IG @Fakhiral2013

Alvaro Xaviera Smith adalah pria kaya raya pemilik perusahaun Smith grop apa yang dia mau pasti di dapat kan nya. Auberta Aillen William adalah wanita beruntung yang akan menikahi nya,namun di hari pernikahan dia kabur,adik nya yang bernama Audrey Liora William harus terpaksa menggantikan sang kakak. Dia harus menikahi calon kakak ipar nya Alvaro Xaviera Smith. apa yang akan terjadi dengan pernikahan nya?apakah mereka akan jatuh cinta?........

Despite being the late Beta's daughter, Elizabeth's life in Midnight pack was no less than a slave. Being used as a killer machine on every night hunt added to her misery. With a tyrant mysterious man as Alpha, all females were regarded as slaves and sex toys. 19 years old, Elizabeth committed a heinous crime when accidentally killed two werewolves on a dreadful night, one of them being the alpha's beloved woman. She and her mother fled the pack to another country. As protection, her mother got married to a wealthy businessman and the most feared 35 years old man. Mason Wilder, a hot and handsome man with looks that melted her heart the first time she saw him. His gaze pulled her little wolf in, and she found herself yearning for her stepdad's touch…he was strange and hid too many secrets and Lizzy's curiosity led her into a trap “You are mine, little one…your stepdaddy wants a piece of this little wolf,” even his voice was something which made her weak and yearned for him even in her sleep…will she ever escape? What will happen when the blue-eyed devil turns out to be something Lizzy didn't imagine, and what will happen when something shocking and life changing threatens to resurface. Strictly 18+ contains illicit contents and mature language.

⚠️ WARNING: 18+ ONLY. Extremely Explicit. Dark Themes. This is not a "sweet" romance. This is your new obsession. Read only if you're ready to get ruined. Age Gap,Best Friend's Father,Obsessive/Possessive Hero,Praise/Degradation & Primal Play,Graphic Smut & Mature Themes🥵🥵🔞🔞 Let’s be honest. You’re not here for the plot. You’re here for the sin. Welcome to the Smut World🥵 "Call my name, Ariana" Mateo’s breath was a scorching sin against her ear, his hand tangled in her hair, forcing her head back to expose the pale, trembling line of her throat. He didn't wait for her answer. He bit—a sharp, possessive claim that made her arch against him, her fingers digging into his expensive suit. "M-Mateo," she brokenly whispered, her dignity dissolving in the dark of his library. "Again. Tell me who owns you." ___ Ariana Cole came to Madrid to be a nurse. She came to save lives and build a future. But the moment she collided with Dr. Mateo López, she realized she wasn't there to save anyone—she was there to be consumed. He is the "Ice Surgeon." Twenty years her senior. Her boss. And her best friend’s father. He is a monster in a white coat who doesn't believe in "no." He doesn't want her heart; he wants her submission. He wants to hear her scream his name while his daughter sleeps just down the hall. This is a hostile dance of power, denial, and filthy, intoxicating lust. Every sterile hospital hallway is a hunting ground. Every midnight encounter in his mansion is a lesson in how much she’s willing to lose. Her career? Her best friend? Her sanity? Mateo is going to take it all. And Ariana? She’s going to beg him for more.

Rae just wanted to lose her virginity and forget the name of the boy who ruined her first time. So when her wild best friend dares her to visit Club Obsidian - a secret invite-only pleasure club where older men pick submissive girls for one unforgettable night - Rae agrees. She expected nerves. She expected heat. She didn’t expect a hot and sexy tattooed stranger in his forties with a tongue piercing, three rings, and a voice that could melt bone. He didn’t ask for her name. He just whispered, “Dance for me, kitten.” And by morning, Rae was ruined - in the best way possible. But her world shatters when she walks into her mother’s house… and finds him standing in the living room. Because the man who owned her body last night? Is her stepfather’s brother. Her step-uncle. Now he’s living in the pool house, teasing her at dinner, flexing shirtless by the pool, and whispering filthy things when no one’s around. He says it was supposed to be one night. But the way he touches her? The way he stares at her like he’s starving? He doesn’t want to let go. And neither does she. Even if it means losing everything.

"Lalu kamu mau sampai kapan hidup seperti ini? Dikeluarkan dari kampus, dipanggil polisi karena tawuran, dilaporkan karena menabrak kendaraan dalam kondisi mabuk?" "Oma ... aku masih muda. Aku masih pengin hidup bebas, jalanin hidupku sendiri!" Regita merengek. Suaranya mulai pecah, tubuhnya gemetar menahan gejolak dalam dada. Menikah bukan keinginannya. Pernikahan orangtuanya yang berantakan, menyisakan trauma untuk Regita. "Cukup!" potong Oma dingin. "Semuanya sudah Oma bicarakan pada keluarga calon suamimu. Lamaran akan dilakukan hari Sabtu ini dan menikah secepatnya di Minggu depan." "Omaaaa—!" Regita menjerit frustasi, melempar bantal sofa ke lantai. Regita terdiam dalam tangis yang tertahan. Sekuat apa pun ia ingin melawan, ia tahu hidupnya masih bergantung pada sang Oma. Rumah tinggal, biaya hidup, bahkan nama keluarganya. "Kalau kamu tetap menolak." Suara Oma kembali terdengar, pelan tapi menusuk. "Mulai besok, kamu silakan cari tempat tinggal sendiri. Uang sakumu, makan, fasilitas, dan semua yang kamu gunakan, akan Oma cabut." Regita terdiam. Sang Oma sedang tidak main-main. "Bereskan dirimu. Jangan buat hal memalukan lebih besar lagi. Berhenti main-main dan kamu harus berubah!" Menikah? Satu hal yang tidak pernah masuk ke dalam harapan Regita, tapi justru akan menjadi kenyataan yang tidak bisa ia hindarkan.

Aska Pradipta seorang CEO muda yang memiliki ketampanan yang begitu memikat, tak heran jika banyak wanita di luaran sana yang rela menjajakan tubuhnya demi lelaki sejuta karisma itu. Entah hanya untuk menikmati ketampanannya atau justru uangnya saja. Sampai suatu ketika ia mendapati seorang bayi di depan rumahnya, yang tak lain adalah hasil buah cintanya dengan sang mantan kekasih. Dimana mantannya itu meninggalkan bayi untuk ia rawat, dan saat ia meminta sekertarisnya untuk mengasuh bayinya tiba-tiba saja ibu Aska datang dan salah paham kepada mereka berdua. Mau tak mau Aska pun meminta Naura untuk menikah dengannya atas dasar kesepakatan, dengan imbalan yang begitu menggiurkan. Lalu bagaimana kelanjutan dari kisah mereka? Yuk baca!

Pernikahan Nathen Shawn Wilson terancam batal, tepat dua minggu sebelum hari H tiba. Tak ingin menanggung malu, lantas Elena meminta sang cucu untuk menikah dengan Nathen yang merupakan anak angkatnya. "Jika aku menikah dengan Paman, kekasihku bagaimana?" - Felicia "Putuskan saja. Mudah, bukan?" - Nathen Antara Nathen yang hanya bisa pasrah menerima keputusan mendadak sang ibu, sedang Feli masih belum selesai dengan masalalunya. Lantas bagaimana kisah mereka akan berjalan? Ikuti keseruan Feli dan paman tampannya - Nathen, hanya di Istri Dadakan Paman Nathen.

Mahirap ang buhay para sa labing-anim na taon gulang si Cassandra Vidal. Napilitan siyang magtrabaho sa club upang ipagamot ang inang may malubhang karamdaman. Akala niya'y hanggang doon na lamang ang kan'yang kapalaran, ngunit hindi nang makilala niya si Arman Solis, ang lalaking labing-walong taon gulang ang tanda sa kan'ya. Nagkaroon sila ng relasyon. Hindi naglaon ay namatay sa isang aksidente ang lalaki at iniwan sa kan'ya ang lahat ng ari-arian nito kabilang na ang Hacienda Miraflor. Lumipas ang limang taon, isang bagong pag-ibig ang dumating sa ngalan ni Mateo Bermudez. Mabilis silang nagkapalagayan ng loob. Subalit isang linggo bago ang kanilang kasal ay bigla itong naglaho sa hindi malamang dahilan. Labis na nasaktan si Cassandra, hanggang sa bumalik ang binata, hindi para sa kan'ya kun'di para sa hacienda. Sa kanilang muling pagsasama, paano niya lalabanan ang pag-ibig na muling sumisibol? Paano kung isa pala si Mateo sa mga taong nais magpabagsak sa kan'ya?

Menolong kakek tua yang mengalami kecelakaan malah membuat Fitri diharuskan menikah dengan cucu sang kakek, Azmi. Dihari pertama mereka bertemu saja Azmi mendesak Fitri untuk bersedia menikah dengannya. Bukan karena cinta, tapi karena satu hektar tanah milik kakeknya lah yang membuat Azmi mendesak Fitri untuk menikah dengannya. Setelah menikah bukan kebahagiaan yang didapatkan Fitri, tapi rasa sakit atas perlakuan Azmi yang ia rasakan. Sering bergonta-ganti pasangan dan membawa wanita murahan masuk ke dalam rumah mereka. Itu semua membuat Fitri muak dan dia tidak tahan dengan semua keadaan ini.