Dad Joke Examples

Hindi akalain ni Serena na ang simpleng pagtanggi niya na sapilitang maikasal sa kuya ng kanyang best friend ang magiging daan pala para maungkat ang isang rebelasyon tungkol sa pagkatao niya. Iyon din ang naging simula ng isang napakalaking pagbabago sa buhay niya. Mula sa pagiging tagapagmana ng mga Choi ay natagpuan niya na lang ang sarili niya na nasa isang napakahirap na kalagayan. Mula sa naglalakihan at mga bonggang runway platform na nilalakaran niya suot ang iba't-ibang designer items ay naroon siya ngayon sa isang maliit na entabladong nasa gitna ng madilim na club— sumasayaw ng malaswang sayaw habang suot ang maliliit na piraso ng tela na kaunti na lang ay maglalantad na sa kaluluwa niya. Mula sa tingin ng paghanga at sigaw ng admirasyon mula sa mga umiidolo sa kanya ay nauwi siya sa pagsalo ng mga malalagkit na tingin at mahahalay na salita mula sa mga lalaking hindi niya kilala na pawang mga hayok sa laman. Ang magandang katawan na dati niyang iniingat-ingatan, ngayon ay naging parausan na lang ng kung sino man ang may kakayahang magluwal ng pinakamalaking halaga para sa isang gabing impiyerno sa loob ng VIP room ng club. Paanong ang simpleng paghahangad ng kabutihan niya para sa sarili ay naging sanhi ng pagbaliktad ng mundo niya at pagkawala sa kanya ng mga taong mahalaga sa buhay niya? Ngunit sa kabila ng hirap at walang katiyakan ay pinili niya pa ring mabuhay. Kahit alang-alang na lang sa isisilang niyang anak sa lalaking nakasama niya sa isang gabing impiyerno na iyon. Sa lalaking hindi niya man lang nakikilala...

Trigger Warnings: This is dark, not soft romance. Expect BDSM, breeding kink, power play, rough sex, omega submission, orgasm denial, impact play, primal rut/heat, age-gap obsession, violence, and depraved scenes. Read at your own risk. ~~~~~ I spent two years grooming myself into the perfect omega for the man who rejected me: the deadliest SSS+ Alpha alive. Marcus Kane—my father’s best friend, old enough to be my uncle—wants no children, but only a woman dark enough to take his brutality. So I became her. If he craves a throat that swallows his cock or cum without complaint, thighs that spread for his waist to occupy, or a body begging through pain and filth… I’ll give it all. But he still fucks other omegas. Never me. Then danger stalks us when my father’s research puts a target on our backs and shadowy enemies are looming, leaving Marcus as our only shield. I had to move into his penthouse. And now, I’m done waiting. I will have him. The Alpha who swore he would never claim me is ready to burn the world before anyone takes what is his—ME!

Babala: Para sa mga 18+ pataas lamang. Tampok ang mga bawal at erotica na may agwat sa edad. Ito ay isang erotikong kahon na naglalaman ng labindalawang kwento ng hindi mapaglabanan na sigla, sigla, saya, at malaswang kwento. Kung wala ka pang labingwalong taong gulang, hindi para sa iyo ang librong ito. Maghanda kang maintriga. Makaramdam. Magkasala.

“Kamu pernah ciuman?” tanya Yudha. “Ciuman apa?” “Bibir.” “Belum… tapi mau.” “Kamu pacaran sama Revan lama, belum pernah ciuman?” “Belum. Makanya… Om ajarin aku ciuman di sini. Aku mau ngerasain main lidah!" Satu permintaan polos berubah menjadi badai yang tak bisa dihentikan. Setelah ciuman pertama itu, Wilona kehilangan lebih dari sekadar logika, dia kehilangan kendali atas dirinya sendiri. Alih-alih menjadi kekasih ketua BEM yang dielu-elukan kampus, Wilona justru jatuh dalam pelukan seorang CEO dingin dan berbahaya hingga tanpa sadar menjadikan dirinya sugar baby pria yang seharusnya tidak boleh ia sentuh. Karena Yudha adalah tunangan kakak sepupunya sendiri, Evelyn.

Mae Madison has been a childhood lover of Raymond Wright. They had pictured themselves becoming a couple someday until disaster struck them. Will their relationship even survive? Mae's family business went bankrupt and his father died because of a heart attack. Raymond wasn't left out too in this chaotic disaster, as he lost his only sister to the cold hands of death. Mae was angry, he accused Raymond of leaving her when she needed him most, and before he'd explain himself, she broke up with him. Raymond became a shadow of himself, he needed her too by himself, but now she's long gone. He became cold, heartless and suffered from Schizoid Personality Disorder for the remaining days of his life. 3 years later, Mae came looking for a job in Monroe Groups to start over her crumbled life, but the truth won't be farther than that. It was Raymond's company, and he was the new CEO. “What happened when their cross paths, A Forgiveness, Salvation or more hatred to ensue between them?” “Will Mae even tell the cold CEO he had a son with her for the past 3 years after their separation?”

After my father died, my mother remarried and took my younger sister and me with her. But her new husband had one condition—she could only bring one child. From people who used to hang around my dad, I later learned that my grandfather was actually a wealthy antique collector. My sister clung to him for her own future, refusing to let go. But in his eyes, her only job was to get straight A's; everything else—her clothes, her meals, her allowance—was kept to the bare minimum. I went with my stepfather instead. His business took off, and we eventually moved into a huge mansion. He even set me up with an engagement to the heir of a powerful, wealthy family. My sister was eaten up with jealousy. One day, she doused me in gasoline and dragged us both back in time to that day we had to choose our futures. This time, she lunged for my stepfather's hand and held on tight. "I want to stay with Mom and Dad," she announced. I didn't miss a beat. I immediately ducked behind my grandfather. 'Fine, Phoebe. You're the one who chose a life as a bargaining chip. Don't blame me for it. You can have it.'

Clarissa Lesmana, si pelayan bar, tiba-tiba diakui sebagai cucu perempuan Keluarga Lesmana. Tapi bukan kekayaan atau keluarga bahagia yang ia dapatkan, melainkan perjodohan. Perjodohannya dengan pria lumpuh, anak pertama Keluarga Adam, Bryan Adam, hanya sebuah kesepakatan. Kesepakatan yang menuntunnya pada hubungan yang lebih kompleks serta pergolakan emosional yang belum pernah ia rasakan. Bagaimana kelanjutan kisah Clarissa dan Bryan? Apa mereka akan bertahan atau mencari kebahagiaan masing-masing?

Cassandra knows loving him is wrong. He’s older. Forbidden. Her mother’s husband. She was hired to take care of him. She never expected to crave him. George’s touch ruins her innocence, his kiss burns through her rules— and right when Cassandra finally gives in, a single threat from her mother returns to tear everything apart.

Ayra Adriana adalah gadis yang di asuh oleh paman nya, orang tua ayra meninggal kecelakaan saat ayra berumur 7 tahun. Ayra sangat bahagia dibawah asuhan paman nya. tapi dia diperlakukan bagai pembantu oleh istri dan anak perempuannya ketika sang paman tidak ada dirumah. Hingga suatu hari, perusahaan paman ayra mengalami kesulitan karena hutang yang begitu banyak kepada seorang CEO. dan paman pun terpaksa menjodohkan anaknya dengan CEO tersebut untuk melunasi hutangnya. karena istrinya yang tahu siapa CEO tersebut, tidak setuju jika anak semata wayangnya yang di korbankan. terpaksa paman memohon kepada ayra agat bersedia menjalani perjodohan yang menyakitkan tersebut. Akankan ayra mampu meluluhkan hati suaminya itu?

When Raven Carter's mother marries werewolf Alpha Dominic Steele, she inherits more than a biker family—she inherits a curse. Her first shift under the blood moon awakens something ancient, drawing four dangerous men into her orbit: her stepfather bound by forbidden mate-bond, an enforcer hiding murderous secrets, a hockey star playing double-agent, and a ghost wolf cursed to protect her. But Raven's destiny demands sacrifice, and someone she loves must die.