Dad Joke Examples

Berniat ingin melamar kekasihnya, Arsenio justru mendapat cacian, yang berujung membuat dirinya babak belur. Tak hanya itu, Arsenio juga dibuat hampir tenggelam! Mengira dirinya akan mati begitu saja, tiba-tiba, sebuah sistem mafia terkuat muncul dan akan memberikannya 10 Juta Dolar untuk sebuah misi! Apa yang akan dilakukan Arsenio selanjutnya?

Here I am, sitting in my truck driving back home. I can't believe dad has finally decided to step down and he wants me to become the new Alpha. I can't believe that has been 10 years since I left. It's been 11 years since I lost my mate. 11 years since my younger siblings were born. 11 years since I became depressed and I was on a journey of self destruction. The loss of a mate is the worse thing we can ever go through. Follow Leon’s journey in becoming a powerful Alpha and getting a second chance in , but will he take it? Will his mate accept a broken ? A broken Alpha. Book Twoo of My LycanNow it's Leon’s turn.

I stood between both of them masking my son from his gorgeous daddy but my stubborn son cocked his head and gave his dad a very beautiful sunburnt smile. I couldn't help but chuckle my baby is too cute. "Mommy, is this Daddy?" Oh my God! I looked behind us at Jale who was only a few steps away from us. I bet he clearly heard what my son had just asked me. The was he was looking at me with curiousty, I knew he wanted an answer to that question too. Who am I even kidding from his viking gold hair, brown chocolate eyes, his fair skin, to proud attitude. Everything he was was the same thing my boy was. Chase was a true young version of his daddy but I would never let him know that. I crouched down in front of my angel and kissed his forehead before answering his question. My eyes shot up at Jale again who pretended like he was looking at something on his phone yet his phone's screen was blank then. After making sure he had his attention to us, I cupped my baby's cheeks and made him look into my eyes. "No honey, this man is not your daddy but uncle. He is uncle Jale." I could see Jale's face fall from the sides of my face. Suck a jerk! What did he expect that I was going to say Chase is his son. That is something I would never do in my life. I would never let Jale into my son's life. I will never let him know he is my baby's daddy because he doesn't deserve my little boy at all. He doesn't deserve us after all the horrible things he did to me five years ago.

He had everything money can buy. Everything but a mommy to care for his infant son. He needed help fast. A nanny was the quick fix for all his problems for now. Could this new nanny help mend a broken man? And his broken family?! • 18 +Up! • Main Wattpad Account: @bonbonsandbooks • Former Book Title: Another Chance For Love!!l!

Life sometimes can be unpredictable for some people. Mateo: "How can this be possible?!. I only spent one night recklessly. It wasn't supposed to be any big deal. My life of being single is finally over!". …… Mateo, a big time celebrity superstar and the little brother to Alexander Cassano. Just a while ago, he was celebrating the end of a hit movie he featured in with his co-stars, and the next second, he got carried away and got drunk in the process!. Everything was finally over, but not until a young lady claimed she was pregnant for him!. What is Mateo going to do?. He can never let his Big brother, Alexander Cassano, ever figure out about his carelessness, especially not his Mother, Deborah. But how's he going to hide this sudden pregnancy news?. And for how long?. Let's find out!. . Book 1: "Oh no! The Ruthless Mafia Is The Father Of My Kids!". This novel can be read as a standalone book!.

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Yasmine dan Melati adalah kembaran yang terpisah karena sebuah tragedi masa lalu. Dua puluh tahun kemudian mereka bertemu karena sebuah ketidak sengajaan. Yasmin lalu menyuruh Melati untuk pergi ke rumah kakeknya dan meminta bantuan untuk menyelamatkan dirinya dari suaminya. Saat Melati pergi ke rumah kakek Yasmine, kakeknya tidak pernah percaya jika dia adalah Melati. Saat semua dilanda kebingungan, tiba-tiba ada sosok anak kecil yang berlari menghampirinya dan memanggil Melati dengan sebutan "Mama". Melati pun semakin bingung dengan kehidupan masa lalu Yasmine. Adrian seorang anak buah kepercayaan kakek Yasmine satu-satunya orang yang percaya jika Melati bukanlah Yasmine, karena pada suatu malam secara tidak sengaja mereka menghabiskan malam bersama dan membuat Melati kehilangan kehormatannya, saat itulah dia percaya Melati bukanlah Yasmine. Lalu mereka berdua pun mulai melakukan misi mereka untuk menyelamatkan Yasmine, apakah mereka berhasil? Apa saja teka-teki yang terjadi pada keluarga mereka? Lalu pada siapa hati Adrian akan berlabuh? Yasmine yang menjadi cinta pertamanya atau Melati yang telah dia rampas kehormatannya? Keep stay tuned ya gaes ️

"Sophie Patterson. Don't you dare walk away from me." Logan's menacing stare bore at me. I suddenly didn't feel drunk anymore. I sobered up quickly. "What, Logan? You're gonna tell me that you suddenly love me again? That you're here to sweep me off my feet? Please! I didn't need you all this time, and I don't need you now." He clenched his jaw, fisting his hands. "Enough. Stop being so damn stubborn. You know I do. I love you. I never stopped loving you, Sophie. It was always you." I left my hometown hoping to never see him again. I left with his baby still inside of me. Seven years after, and here I am again. Standing before him and a six-year-old wanting to know who his dad is, and asking me to marry him because everyone in his class but him and his best friend don't have a daddy.What am I supposed to do with all these feelings that are resurfacing? I'm realizing every day that I never got over him. I merely suppressed my feelings, and him telling me this now- in my face, just made things more complicated.

Aqila, gadis manja yang terpaksa menerima perjodohan dengan seorang CEO tampan-Azka. Awalnya tidak ada cinta di hati Qila, tapi seiring berjalannya waktu, rasa itu mulai tumbuh. Azka, yang menyimpan rasa suka tetap berusaha menutupi. Mereka saling menutupi satu sama lain. Perlakuan Azka yang terkadang membuat Qila merasa sangat kesal, malah membuat gadis itu merasa rindu saat Azka jauh dari dirinya.

"Kalila melahirkan. Lebih tepatnya, mau melahirkan." Bak dihatam palu godam, dadaku mendadak terasa sakit dan sesak. Tenggorokanku seketika tercekat, sehingga jangankan untuk bicara, bernapas pun teramat sulit. Gusti, kenapa ini semua terjadi? Apa selama ini aku salah mendidik Kalila? Tak ada angin tak ada hujan, tiba-tiba aku akan mempunyai cucu.