Dad Joke Examples

Sue Greene in one elaborately planned schemed steamy night, lost her home and reputation... but gained just one thing that encompasses it all. Ford Mason, the current CEO of the Mason Group, fell for one cute and sweet woman just for one hot and steamy night. As Sue's family wanted her to marry instead of her sister to a vegetable, she refuses and is given a choice. To Marry him or to get Disowned. She chooses the get Disowned and leaves the country. Five long years later, Sue is back as a woman with a child and the founder and CEO of the brand that is on everyone's lips. And she's back to have her revenge on those who asked for it.

Marco adalah seorang CEO perusahaan raksasa dalam bidang makanan instan. Kekayaan berlimpah namun kehidupannya terasa kesepian dan menyedihkan. Laura, Istri yang Dia cintai dengan sepenuh hati ternyata tega mengkhianatinya, istrinya bercinta dengan mantan kekasihnya dahulu. Memanfaatkan kekayaan Marco untuk kesenangan pribadinya. Marco membalas Laura dengan menghianatinya juga, menjelajahi cinta untuk menemukan pelabuhan hati yang bisa membuatnya nyaman dan bisa melupakan Laura. Hingga pencarian Marco terhenti kepada sosok gadis cerdas bernama Bella yaitu karyawan baru berstatus karyawan kontrak di perusahaan Marco sendiri, yang berpenampilan lugu dan polos tetapi cerdas, menjadi sugar baby nya. Mampukah Bella membuat nyaman Marco hingga merebut Hatinya? Banyak intrik dan kejutan manis di dalam novel ini. Selamat membaca.

Bagaimana jadinya jika dua orang yang selalu bermusuhan tiba-tiba harus tinggal seatap? Setelah kehilangan ayahnya dan harta kekayaan yang disita bank, Veline terpaksa menerima tawaran sahabat ayahnya untuk tinggal bersama mereka. Namun, harapannya untuk hidup tenang hancur saat mengetahui putra dari sahabat ayahnya adalah musuh bebuyutannya di sekolah. Hero Arjuna Wiratama, lelaki tampan dan populer, digilai banyak wanita karena pesonanya. Meski sikapnya terkadang cuek dan dingin, banyak yang justru semakin tertarik pada lelaki itu, tetapi tidak bagi Veline. Namun, siapa sangka, di balik permusuhan itu ternyata tersimpan takdir yang mengejutkan—orang tua mereka diam-diam telah menjodohkan mereka sejak lama. Akankah perasaan benci mereka berubah menjadi cinta? Lalu, mampukah mereka mengesampingkan ego masing-masing dan menerima perjodohan tersebut?

Bara pikir, hubungannya dengan Cindy sudah berakhir. Ia mencoba untuk melupakan gadis itu, melanjutkan hidupnya kembali, lalu jatuh cinta kepada Nilam, wanita baik hati bersuara merdu. Cinta yang gila membuat Bara tidak peduli pada status single parent Nilam. Ia berjanji akan menjaga Nilam dan Leo sebagai suami dan ayah yang baik. Hingga Cindy kembali datang, dan memintanya kembali.

"Change of plans, you are coming with me and you are going to be a good girl if you don't want to lose your son" I threatened even though it was an empty threat it worked on her. "What do you want from me? Why are you here?" She glared at me. "I'm here to take you back home, Rosie, oh how your parents have missed you" I taunted as she quavered obviously. "I'm going to kill you" She seethed. "I'll be looking forward to that threat, Little Fox" **** Rosella Santino is on the run from her own family, after running away from home because she got pregnant due to a one-night stand with a stranger, her parents suggested she get rid of the child but she didn't instead she ran away. Running away from her responsibilities as the next leader of her clan, she builds a successful life in another town far away from home. Everything changed one day when her baby's father came looking for her. She didn't know he was from the Silver Bullets clan, a rival mafia group her family hated and it was mutual, both families had hated each other for years and they didn't bother to hide it. Seth Acapella didn't expect her to have a child when he found her, but then he finds out the child is his. Even if he is supposed to abduct her and use her against her family for a business transaction, he found himself changing his plans. He wants to keep her. But will she allow him? Will she let go of the past and forgive him for all he did to her? Will she choose her enemy over her family and fight for love?

Asha mendadak dijodohkan dengan pria yang tak pernah mau ditemuinya. Sialnya, pria itu adalah seorang Pak Ezar--dosen yang selama ini membuat dunia perkuliahannya sangat rumit! Lantas, seperti apakah kehidupan pernikahan keduanya? Mungkinkah, keduanya justru jatuh cinta pada akhirnya?

Arindinita adalah gadis cantik berusia 20 tahun yang sedang menjalani kuliah di Universitas ternama di kotanya. Terpaksa harus menikahi sang mafia yang kejam tanpa ampun. Entah apa yang telah diperbuat oleh ayahnya dulu sampai-sampai dia harus berurusan dengan pria itu. Arin harus terbiasa hidup sengsara dibawah tahanan pria itu. Hidupnya bagaikan di neraka yang tidak akan habis ujungnya. Bagaimana kisah cinta antara Arin dan Levis selanjutnya?

Mature Content||R-18 Giovanni Del Ville tasted success at a very young age. By the time he turned 40, he has everything a man that could ever want in his life. A successful business, a vast property. When he meet this young girl at the club. He want to save that young girl. He want to cage her in his arms. In short he want that young girl, he want to claim her as his. Ruwy Villamor ay isang strip dancer, sa club na pinagtratrabahuan niya ay kailangan na matibay ang sikmura. Lalo na't may mga customer na sadyang malikot lang talaga ang mga kamay. Pero mayroong isang lalaking namumukod-tangi. Isang lalaki na naiiba sa lahat. Bigla ay bumilis ang tibok ng kanyang puso sa di niya malamang kadahilanan. Pag-ibig nga ba ang nararamdaman niya para sa lalaki? O baka pagnanasa lamang. Paano kung isa gabi ay magawa nilang dalawa ang isang bagay na di naman dapat? They had sex all night. Pinagsawa nilang dalawa ang kanilang sarili sa pag-angkin nang bawat isa. Paano kung iiwan ni Ruwy, si Giovanni ng umagang iyon? May pag-asa pa kayang magkita silang dalawa? May pag-asa pa kayang maulit ang isang THE LUSTFUL NIGHT?

Walang mga lalaki sa aming nayon. Kapag umabot ng 18 taong gulang ang isang babae, sumasailalim sila sa isang seremonya ng pagdating ng edad sa ancestral hall. Suot ang mga damit pang-seremonya, pumila sila para pumasok, at paglabas nila, ang mga mukha nila ay may halong sakit at saya. Noong ang panganay na kapatid na babae ko ay naging 18, pinagbawalan siya ni Lola na dumalo. Gayunpaman, isang gabi, lumusot siya papunta sa bulwagan. Paglabas niya, hirap siyang maglakad, at may dugo sa pagitan ng mga binti niya.

One morning, Piper Smith woke up to find herself naked with clothes scattered on the floor and kiss marks on several parts of her body. She had no memory and no idea with whom she had spent a passionate night. The incident led to her being evicted from her grandma’s mansion. Eight months later, she gave birth and became a single parent to her son. Until one day, an offer to become a private tutor for a girl from a wealthy family came to her. Piper, who was struggling financially, did not hesitate to accept the job offer. And from there, Piper finally discovered a shocking fact that had been hidden from her all this time. What was the shocking fact? Who was the man she had spent the night with? Will Piper and her son be happy? Note: Book cover from Kiss.