Dad Joke Examples

Biru Alesha Zahra. Gadis berusia 29 tahun yang masih melajang karena belum ingin punya pasangan. Mungkin lebih tepatnya ia sebenarnya tidak ingin punya pasangan, makanya menuliskan kriteria pasangan yang sedikit terlalu berlebihan dalam motto hidupnya mencari pasangan. Kaya, mapan, dewasa, bertanggung jawab, tampan, dan yang pasti menyayanginya. Ia tidak ingin mencari laki-laki yang usianya sepantarannya dengannya, apalagi di bawah usianya. Bahkan meskipun laki-laki itu lajang dan usianya 40 tahun, selama memenuhi kriterianya di atas, Biru tak keberatan. Lalu, tiba-tiba semuanya berubah, termasuk dunianya karena Langit, seorang pemuda yang lebih muda lima tahun darinya datang ke hidupnya dan mengacak-acak prinsip hidupnya. Apakah Biru masih akan bertahan dengan prinsipnya mencari hot daddy, atau harus takluk dengan baby manis yang menerobos hatinya?

After being humiliated for being barren in my three years of marriage, a one night stand with a stranger got me pregnant with triplets. Avery Ryan is an Orphan Omega who has always loved her husband Alpha Drew all her life but he never loved her, all he wanted is a pup from her. On the night of their third year wedding anniversary, she caught him cheating on her with another lady who is already pregnant with his child. She decided to feign ignorance because of the love she had for him, but he threw a divorce papers to her face and severed the bond. Drown in her sorrows after divorce, Avery decided to drink herself to stupor in a bar, where she had a one night stand with a stranger, her Wolf got agitated but she shut her off and take it as just the Alcohol effect. Two months later, Avery found out she was pregnant with triplets for the stranger. What will be her reaction? And if she ever comes across the stranger again, will she admit to having birthed his children?

"I didn’t know," I said, trying to steady my voice. "And stop throwing it in my face like I planned this. Bella is my best friend. I would never do anything to hurt her or ruin our friendship." He let out a low, dark laugh. "And she has no idea how sweet her best friend tastes when she is soaking wet on my tongue." **** Aria Grace loves to play dangerous games, but nothing prepares her for the fire she feels after her one-night stand with a cold, rich, and unforgettable stranger. She thinks it is just one night until she walks into her best friend’s mansion the next morning and sees him again; Nicholas King is her best friend’s dad. Aria knows she should run far away, but she keeps running back into his arms. But when his hidden life and her mother’s old lies come crashing down, will their dangerous love survive? Author's Warning: This book is sinfully steamy and not for the faint of heart. Expect explicit adult scenes, a forbidden age-gap romance, and a dark, dominant daddy who breaks all the rules. If you're under 18 or easily scandalized, turn back now. For the bold, the curious, and the daring, welcome to your next obsession. 18+ only. Read at your own risk. NOTE: You'll also find other bonus, short stories aside the first story that are strictly 18+ as well, and contain graphic sexual contentl, hardcore sex, stepfather, double penetration, multiple partners, gangbangs, taboo fantasies, and emotional entanglements. If you cannot handle messy emotions, power games, and men who do not play fair, this story is not for you. Proceed with caution. You have been warned.

Anna menerima perjodohan dengan Jeremy, duda satu anak. Namun setelah menikah, gadis itu baru mengetahui satu per satu fakta tentang suaminya itu, tentang anak sambungnya, dan tentang banyak hal yang membuatnya tercekat. Sayangnya, Anna tak bisa lepas dari genggaman Jeremy. Lantas, bagaimana kisah Anna selanjutnya?

After a night of reckless indulgence, driven by the intoxicating allure of alcohol, her life began to unravel. She watched helplessly as everything she held dear - her lover, her family, her flourishing career - slipped away. Following her father's mysterious and untimely death, she transformed from a wealthy heiress into a humble rural dweller. Years later, returning to the bustling streets of New York with her two young children, she was determined to unearth the hidden truths of her past. Who was the enigmatic father of her children? What secrets surrounded her father's demise, and who was responsible for the downfall of their once-mighty family business? In her quest for justice, she confronted a world veiled in corporate conspiracies and personal vendettas. Yet, beneath the city's frenetic surface, a more profound darkness awaited. In the heart of this journey for truth and redemption, her two innocent children became her beacons of hope. Their laughter, innocence, and unwavering love provided her with the strength to face a world as unpredictable as it was unforgiving. Amidst the chaos of New York, her children were the anchors that kept her grounded in the face of adversity, offering the courage to confront a capricious world.

A velha amiga de infância de Valentim Leal, Dalila Travassos, voltou a ocupar o banco do carona. Dessa vez, não fiz escândalo. Fui direto pro banco de trás, sentando ao lado do melhor amigo dele, Guilherme Novaes. Com o carro sacolejando na estrada, meu joelho roçou na coxa firme e tensa do Guilherme. Não tirei. Ele também não se mexeu. Na parada do posto, Dalila arrastou o Valentim pro banheiro. Assim que as portas se fecharam, Guilherme segurou minha nuca e me beijou. Perdida naquele beijo quente e confuso, pensei: Desconfiar dos homens. Entender os homens. Virar um deles. Essa é a grande verdade.

Dua puluh juta kuberikan setiap bulan pada Rania, istriku. Aku percaya sepenuhnya padanya. Karena latar belakang pendidikannya serta kepandaiannya. Pada suatu hari, aku hendak meminjam uang pada Rania, karena sahabatku membituhkan biaya untuk operasi istrinya. Ternyata Rania bilang tidak memiliki uang lebih, hanya ads tiga juta di rekeningnya. Kemana uang yang kuberikan selama hampir lima tahun? Karena kecewa, akhirnya kuputuskan memberinya hanya seratus ribu per bulan, atau sekitar tiga ribu rupiah sehari. Bagaimana Rania bisakah dia bertahan? Kami juga belum memiliki anak. Rania memintaku untuk menikah lagi, agar dapat meneruskan keturunanku. Namun aku menolaknya, tapi Rania masih sering membawa teman perempuannya untuk dikenalkan denganku. Apakah aku sanggup menolaknya?

Alana Mendoza, a sunbeam in a world of shadows, had her life meticulously planned: a dream job, independence, and the loving embrace of her family. But when her parents shatter her reality with an arranged marriage to a powerful Italian billionaire stranger, her bright future dims. Ricardo Romero, a single father hardened by loss and ruthless in his pursuits, wants nothing to do with the cheerful woman thrust into his life. He's a fortress of icy arrogance, a man who lives solely for his son. Yet, beneath the cold exterior lies a burning intensity, a dangerous allure that threatens to ignite a forbidden passion. Haunted by his past, he views Alana as nothing more than an inconvenient obligation. He's a man of sharp edges and sharper words, a fortress guarded by ice and grief. But beneath the surface, a fierce passion simmers, a desire that threatens to shatter his carefully constructed walls. Can Alana melt the ice around his heart, or will their forced union become a battleground of pride and hidden desires? In a world where wealth breeds danger and love is a dangerous game, will they find solace in each other's arms or be consumed by the flames of their forbidden attraction?

He groans as he sucked and probed my pussy with his tongue, and at the same time reach to grip and fondle my Breast which caused tones of moans escaping my mouth. “Arhggg senorita,” He said as he lifted my legs on his shoulders and put his cock just before my entrance teasing me.My moan got intense as he slipped into me and fucked me like he had never had a lady before.He began to pound me harder and faster …………. It all happened in a blink of an eye and Samantha was forced to leave the city after a one night stand with the Alpha of the most prestigious pack and a billionaire, after finding out she was adopted while Maeve ,Samantha suppose sister takes advantage of the situation paving her way with the alpha who was guilty thinking he had a one night stand with her.5 years later Samantha return but as everyone tried to make the life of her and her 3 babies living hell,she was forced to bring the warrior in her as she fought her way through getting entangled with the alpha again!.what will happen to Samantha as she doesn’t remember the father of the triplet? Will the alpha accept her with the triplet? What does faith has in store for them?

Gagal menikah, membuat Erina sekali lagi terpuruk. Bukan karena malu, tapi jika dia tidak menikah dalam seminggu ini, maka dia harus menikah dengan pria yang sudah memiliki beberapa istri. Seorang Pria Tampan dapat tepat waktu menolong nya. Lalu tiba tiba menawarkan pernikahan dengannya. Erina ingin menolak karena sama sekali tidak mengenalnya, tapi dia butuh pernikahan ini.  Pernikahan pun terjadi dengan mendadak sekali. Pada akhirnya Erina mengetahui jika Fico Albarez, pria yang telah menikahinya itu adalah seorang Presdir ternama. Tidak punya masalah apapun, tidak sedang patah hati ataupun tidak sedang gagal menikah seperti Erina.  Kenapa pria itu tiba-tiba meminta Erina yang baru dijumpainya untuk menjadi sang istri?