Dad Joke Pick Up Lines

"Stop the car!" Shouted Albert "Boss!" "I said stop the car or you are fired!" Albert said coldly. 'Screeeeeeech' the driver stepped on the emergency break. Before he could react, his boss had already flung the door and was running towards a certain direction... .... "Let's go home." Hearing the word home, Velma looked at the man before her dumbly. "Let's go home..." Albert repeated himself. Before waiting for Velma to reply, he took her hand and led her to the car.

Ava: Nine years ago I did something terrible. it wasn't one of my best moments but I saw an opportunity to have the guy I've loved since I was a young girl and I took it. Fast forward to years later and I'm tired of living in a loveless marriage. I want to free both of us from a marriage that should never have taken place. They say if you love something.... It was time to let him go. I know he'll never love me and that I'll never be his choice. His heart will always belong to Her and despite my sins, I deserve to be loved.Rowan: Nine years ago, I was so in love I could barely see right. I ruined it when I made the worst mistake of my life and in the process I lost the love of my life. I knew I had to step up in my responsibility and so I did, with an unwanted wife. With the wrong woman. Now she has once again flipped my life by divorcing me. To make matters even more complicated, the love of my life is back in town. Now the only question is, who is the right woman? Is it the girl I fell head over heels in love with years ago? or is it my ex wife, the woman I never wanted but had to marry?

Marco adalah seorang CEO perusahaan raksasa dalam bidang makanan instan. Kekayaan berlimpah namun kehidupannya terasa kesepian dan menyedihkan. Laura, Istri yang Dia cintai dengan sepenuh hati ternyata tega mengkhianatinya, istrinya bercinta dengan mantan kekasihnya dahulu. Memanfaatkan kekayaan Marco untuk kesenangan pribadinya. Marco membalas Laura dengan menghianatinya juga, menjelajahi cinta untuk menemukan pelabuhan hati yang bisa membuatnya nyaman dan bisa melupakan Laura. Hingga pencarian Marco terhenti kepada sosok gadis cerdas bernama Bella yaitu karyawan baru berstatus karyawan kontrak di perusahaan Marco sendiri, yang berpenampilan lugu dan polos tetapi cerdas, menjadi sugar baby nya. Mampukah Bella membuat nyaman Marco hingga merebut Hatinya? Banyak intrik dan kejutan manis di dalam novel ini. Selamat membaca.

"Kawin yuk, Hen!" Desis Brian serius. "Ogah!" Tukas Heni tegas. Brian tertegun, mendadak hatinya terasa begitu pedih. "Tapi kenapa, Hen?" Heni menghirup udara banyak-banyak, "Nama kamu Brian, depannya huruf B. Nama aku Heni, huruf depannya H. Ogah aja nanti di undangan nama kita disingkat jadi BH. Berlaku untuk backdrop nikahan kita juga, kan nggak keren!" Brian melotot tajam, "Jadi lamaran aku kau tolak cuma perkara huruf depan nama kita, Hen?" Pada akhirnya, kesalahpahaman membuat Heni terpaksa harus mau Brian nikahi. Lantas bagaimana pernikahan itu kemudian? Apakah benar Heni tidak mau menikah dengan Brian? Lalu bagaimana hubungan keduanya ketika kemudian masa lalu Brian terungkap oleh sang istri? Sebuah bukti bahwa cinta itu unik, bahwa cinta bisa datang kapan saja, bahwa cinta itu sejatinya begitu sederhana. Disarankan membaca "ANNOYING MARRIAGE" terlebih dahulu di mana kisah ini bermula dari sana. Terima kasih. Cover by @reistyaa

I bet you’ve heard the story about the player that gets played. Yes, that’s me, Dylan Ashford. I am in an open relationship with my long-term girlfriend, and when I realize she is only using me for my name, I discover I am in too deep until I meet her, the girl with the brown eyes that make my world spin upside down, and believe I still have a chance of the love I always dreamed of. People see me as a Joker and a Playboy, but deep down, I am a romantic, and I need to find my own true love. Watching my big brother fall in love gave me hope. My name is Joanna Thompson, but my friends know me as Jo. I work in a security firm, and after a traumatic breakup with my ex, I am looking forward to finding my true love, but my head gets turned by the one person I absolutely despise for everything that he represents. Dylan Ashford is everything I always hated in humankind. He is cocky and a player. This book can be read as a Standalone, but for better comprehension, you should read The Big Shot first. This is book number two of The Ashford book series.

*The sequel to this book will be here from now on----------Daughters of the Moon Goddess-----------All the chapters you purchased here will remain here. * Kas Latmus isn't even an omega with the Silver Moon pack. She's a slave. Her Alpha has abused her for years. On her seventeenth birthday, her wolf wakes up and insists the Moon Goddess is her mother. Kas knows it can't be true but she is too weak to argue until she starts to go through an unusual transformation and display abilities that are not normal for a werewolf. Just as Kas is ready to give up on life, the ruthless Bronx Mason, an Alpha werewolf with a reputation for killing weak wolves shows up and claims her as his mate. Will Kas be able to overcome years of abuse and learn to love the menacing Alpha that is her mate or is she too far gone to be able to accept him and become the Luna her wolf believes she should be?

If it hadn't been for what eventuate at the hotel on that momentous night, Charlotte wouldn't have given birth to her eight babies. The identity of the father was unknown to the babies and to their mother who had no idea who the mysterious man was. Four year's later, Charlotte took a part time job at a bar to meet ends means, there she met Xavier, the president of Xi group. He is ruthless and stern, known for his iron and bloody skills. He has never been interested in a woman, but there was something different about Charlotte, that kept drawing him closer to her.

Naomi Green spent a hundred million dollars hiring an older man, Jack Hough, to fake a marriage, not knowing that he was Gin City's most influential person! After getting married, Jack doted on her as if she was his precious, pure, and kind little Buttercup, regardless of whatever she did!Beating someone up so badly they ended up in the hospital? Great job! Spending a fortune on acquiring a trashy company? Way to go! No matter how despicable Naomi's reputation was, Jack spoiled her through and through! Everyone thought that Jack was nuts for marrying her. No one knew of Naomi's multiple secret identities: genius hacker, brilliant doctor, supermodel, and exceptional gamer! Naomi was hellbent on revenge and she would stop at nothing!

Alina menikah dadakan dengan pria sederhana karena desakan dari iparnya yang menginginkan dia pergi dari rumah sang adik. Setelah menikah, sang adik ipar yang tak menyukai Alina, lantas meremehkan Aksa–suami Alina, yang memang berpenampilan biasa dan sederhana. Namun, siapa sangka jika pria yang diremehkan dan memiliki penampilan sederhana itu, ternyata memiliki rahasia yang sangat besar. Siapa Aksa sebenarnya?

After being kicked out by his family because of his sexuality, Ashton now needs to find a way to survive. Eventually, he agrees to take up Zie's offer to be his bed mate. Will everything go as expected? Will Ashton fall for Zie–the sexy and ruthless billionaire? Note: The English version of this story is exclusively available here on GoodNovel. It's called 'Daddy'.