Novel & Cerita Damon Salvatore Funny Quotes

) She teased him. Damon threw his head back not knowing if he should laugh or cry, never thought that he will be doing all this with his girl. "Achha suno, ek baat puchu?" (Okay listen, can I ask you something?) She asked again with a naughty grin. "Nhi!" (No!) He smirked knowing she would ask now. "Sach sach batana, insaan khate ho na... Isliye you are so strong." (Tell me honestly, you eat humans... That's why you are so strong.)

“It fits your daughter very well.” “She is my precious gem,” Salvatore grinned. “La mia gemma preziosa.” “Well, that gives us some more names to think about,” I expressed. The servers came out with dessert at that moment: chocolate soufflé. “You could be like a weird actor couple and name your kid something bizarre like souffle,” Dante laughed. I shot him the dagger eyes. “Just kidding!” He laughed even harder. “Don’t rile up the pregnant woman, Twerkley,” Kimmy said, smacking him.

“Who?” “My Spanish friend,” Simon said. “The one you used to bully in high school.” Recognition dawned. Damon burst into laughter. “Shit. Dork Xavier?” Simon rolled his eyes. “Yeah, yeah. You call him that. But he’s not a dork anymore.” He leaned against the wall. “He’s built now. Like… really built.” Damon grinned. “No way. I can’t wait to see him. I kinda miss his dorky ass.”

Ivan roared. "Oh, I don't know. Maybe I'm just a wonderful Samaritan. I was helping little old ladies cross the street all day. And let me tell you, there were a lot of little old ladies out today," Damien hissed with sarcasm even though he knew his attitude wouldn't go unpunished. Ivan looked at him and blinked twice. Here it comes, Damien thought.

“Well believe it or not, his supper unbearable, when it comes to work or sticking to rules or..” “..when his right about something and tries to rub it on your face?” Damien finishes off my sentence for me. “Yeap, that Lucian for you. Always serving as the god of Ego, fucking egotics.” That had me bursting up laughing my head off. I was laughing so hard that Diamen couldn't help but join me. We laughed for what felt like a minute before catching my breath. Damien's laughter reduces to a chuckle as he tries to calm himself .

I say. "I know it. I know you. You don't want my money. You don't even want me. It is a shame. I kind of like you. Who knows, maybe later you will give me a chance to prove to you that I am not an asshole. Let's go and get that burger and coffee. I need to sober up and prepare for the attack of the terrible three. I don't know if Mike is a part of it, but if he is, they are the terrible four," Damon laughs.

Damon cleared his throat and looked at me from head to toe, he replied, "Everything." "That hurts my feelings." "Well, you should consider having me instead." "You're a casanova." I scoffed, "Choosing you is twice the heartbreak." "Or twice the fun." "You're disgusting." Damon smirked, "Am I? Or are you falling?" "Never." "We'll see." "Tch." Dylan Ashton Crap, I barely escaped that embarrassment. I can't believe I said such straight forward remark. Did Olivia hear? Ah crap, this is just so... ah never mind.

Damon stopped what he was doing and gave Salvatore a I didn't ask for the details look. Salvatore stopped talking. He never asked for the details, he doesn't need them but Salvatore never fails to deliver them. Damon continued what he was doing again, his face was devoid of emotions. "He asked if he can see Daisy" Salvatore spoke again. Damon's bulky shoulders stiffened and he paused writing. His head raised to stare at Salvatore without saying a word. "I told him you didn't order that. I didn't let him" He provided quickly.

"I’d rather not explain to the rest how my second-in-command couldn’t handle a little scratch." He let out a short laugh, but I saw the way his jaw tensed as he tried to keep himself steady. "If I pass out, it’s just to avoid hearing more of your terrible jokes." "Wouldn’t blame you," I said dryly. "Even I can’t stand myself sometimes." Damon groaned. "You know, if I die in this car, I’ll come back just to haunt you." I shot him a side glance. "If you die in this car, I’ll kill you myself."

Grant parroted, baffled. Damon’s frown deepened. He spoke up and cut Xavier off. “Stop it. You’re always making these stupid jokes at the least opportune time! Have some respect for Mr. Gunn and be serious!” He turned to Grant and started apologizing, “Pardon him. That’s my brother to you: a bit of a manchild at times, I’m afraid. He loves flexing his ‘humor’, and I put that lightly, at the least suitable time. Please don’t take those jokes seriously.”