Dancer Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

“You’re going to need it when you finally break something.” “Not funny,” I shoot back and walk to turn the music player down. “And for the record, this is the start of greatness. Just wait the Nationals will be my big break.” “Or,” she says, raising her mug like she’s delivering bad news, “you’ll end up in a ‘Fail Compilation’ video. Title: ‘Wannabe National champion dancer goes viral for falling into a judge’s lap.’” I grab a kitchen towel and throw it at her. She dodges, laughing like a maniac and spillimg some coffee on the floor.

I am very sure she understood what I meant. “ You can stay here and watch me dance for you then. Just watch me dance and laugh to your heart content.” Loretta said. “Alright girl. I will be here watching you.” I said. “is there anyone else who would like to step out?” the moderator asked. “Yes!” she shouted. That was funny as well. She can’t dance to save a soul but she was willing to just to make me laugh. I can’t be anymore grateful to her. The dance began and I indeed laughed. Many others too laughed at Loretta’s dancing steps and I couldn’t help it myself. She was so keen on making me smile that she forgot she has no legs for dance. The dance ended and she came to me. “Did you laugh?” sh

I quip. Her head tilts to the side, her eyes narrowed in a playful glare. She might be drunk off her ass, but she’s still sharp as a whip. Not that I’ll be revealing my identity anytime soon. She’ll find out soon enough. Still, her words are a mix of drunken confidence and utter ignorance. “My first dance partner was just divine!” she slurs. “Such a wonderful, wonderful dance. And it was my first time dancing, can you believe it? My first time, and it wasn’t even that bad! I bet I could win an award for ‘Best First-Timer Dance Ever’.”

she replied to Thora and co. "Hey, Lavana, please, just sit down." "Why should I? I'm enjoying the music." "You... You can't dance. You're so stiff." "Everyone's body and talents are different. Plus, who said I was dancing? I'm just shaking my body." "Even a chicken will shake its body and get the praise. But what do you get? Laughter. You are a clown to them." "The purpose of this activity is fun, right? Why can't I add to the fun?"

Ava provoked me. "Bitch you need to be careful with those taunts." I laughed. "I am not opposed to having my brains fucked out in the middle of the dance floor for all to see, let alone in a bathroom!" Nodding to D&D, not trusting myself to speak, I turned back around and let my body sway to the music content, knowing that my night would end on a high after all!

"No... Why?" "As much as I love watching you dance, I do not like the idea of other f*cking men doing the same. I see the way they look at you with their eyes and mouth. I see the way they lick their f*cking lips and I know they wish they could touch you with their filthy hands. That does not sound funny to me" Lucretia scoffed and shook her head. "So what? I am a dancer... A strip..."

The ring on her finger sparkles in the flicker of the blood red candles on the table as she gestures towards me. “You’re just so… put together but you’re a mess when you make your dad jokes. You seem to be able to switch from debonair and professional…” She marks the word with a flourish of her fingers. “To this down to earth guy who laughs at my fart jokes and doesn’t seem to be embarrassed about being a bad dancer.” I manage to lower my glass to the crisp, white tablecloth without responding. I want to see where she’s going with this.

"Who says I can't do both?" He was being charming, but I was unwilling to fall for it. "Be careful what you wish for." "If I'm careful, would you make it come true?" He quipped playfully. I hated that this big, infuriatingly attractive dancer was charming me and it was working. I snatched my dance bag from the floor and stepped around him. "If you'd excuse me, I need to change if we're going to get anything started today."

"Don't get wrong ideas in your head. I am just going to dance with her to annoy her nothing else." I smirked at him. "Anyone will believe your bluff except me. Go and do your thing." he just showed me the middle finger and left the table. I looked at the very passionate dancers on the floor who still didn't finish their song. What was so funny that she had to laugh every time that guy, Davis, opened his mouth?

It's not a mocking laugh, it’s a laugh that says "we're all crazy." Oh don't you dare look back Just keep your eyes on me I said you're holding back She said shut up and dance with me This woman is my destiny She said oh oh oh Shut up and dance with me By now we're jumping around, gyrating on the gym floor doing all kinds of crazy dance. And I can't proudly say that in all my seventeen years on earth, this is my most crazy fun night ever. --------------