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Laughing? No fucking way!

"I mean it too, Swanepoel." I smile back at him. "Knock knock." He says while his cheeky smile plastered on his face. "I miss that." I commented. "Then, knock knock?" "Who's there?" He smiled. "Khan." Okay so this is a new one. "Khan who?" He moved closer to my ear and whispered. "Khan-dom broke! I hope you're on the pill!" I couldn't help but laugh because I didn't see that one coming. His jokes are mostly lame and corny but still makes me laugh. It’s how confident he is with his joke and the way he delivers it with facial expression truly makes me laugh.

"You sure look better now." "And you look... worse." As far as jokes went, it was a lame joke, one that would not have made anyone event crack a smile normally, but it somehow managed to crack us both up. A second later, Silas and I were laughing like loons, laughing our heads off, clutching the counter to keep from toppling over. Silas stopped to burp and that set us both off again. Silas's unsteady hands poured us both a large glass of whisky.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

Forgot to tell you sooner. He had sent me messages almost three hours ago. I smile and reply. Me: That’s Ok! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. I didn’t feel like attending, so I skipped. As we reach home, I behold myself to receive some lame one-liner about skipping classes. Some of his jokes are funny, but sometimes these are so stupid it makes me chuckle, wondering why does he even bother? “Did you know that a waffle on a California beach is called a Sandy Eggo?” He had tried this joke last evening.

His expression screamed amused and the smile on his lips that he was trying so hard to not let it show was saying much . "That was awesome . !! Really ! We should make some tiktok or something with it . Oh snap ! I should have recorded you . " He said in a jovial manner but Hana flushed . How could she not ? She had totally make a fool out of herself . "But why did you stop ?? I was having as much fun as you . Even though I wasn't dancing .. " he finally burst into laughter as he couldn't keep it in any longer . Mortified down to her very being and embarrassed beyond repair she went into the bathroom and slammed the door her heart also making a " baammm!!! " Sound along side with the door .

Her assistant acknowledges "Understood, ma'am Mr. Harsh's son is announced guilty for hospital frauds." Zoya who heard this sneers "I told him but he didn't listen to it. And how's Mr. Chatterjee?" To which her assistant replies "In trauma!" making Zoya chuckles "Some people only understand after falling, he really deserves it." Her assistant asks "Ma'am regarding your victory…" Zoya cuts her in the middle "It's time to enjoy. You all can celebrate!" Her assistant gays happy and says cheerfully "Thank you very much ma'am. Take care"

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

My body suddenly jerked as I busted out in laughter. My hand gripped my chest, stopping myself from choking. I knew Brooks was funny, but I never knew he was this much of a clown. He almost made me believe his shit. Almost!! And trust me when I said he was a real clown, because why was he also laughing. He fucking joined me in laughing. He knew he had just told me the joke of the century. “Did you change profession?” My laughter faded into the air.

Is he mad or something to ask me that stupid question? "Ahh!! I'm sorry bro!, I totally forgot, you know nothing about women" he laughed Awkwardly "You don't even have a wife or even a girlfriend. you haven't even been in a relationship before" "Honestly I feel bad for you bro" he laughed. "I mean, you're 37 years old , still no-" "One more word, and I'll detach your tongue from your mouth" I said coldly. "Chill bro, I mean you're already chilly but, calms. I was just joking around" he rubbed his arms as if feeling cold all of a sudden.