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Betrayed Luna, Claimed by the lycan King
The route took us down the corridor with two left turns south until we reached the garden.
“Ah,” I sighed as my butt hit the bench.
Oryndor chuckled, still standing and towering over me. There was a comfortable, respectful space between us.
“You already sound like a grandma and you’re not even a global adult yet,” he teased.
That made me laugh for real.
“Pft! What the heck is a ‘global adult’?”
“I heard some humans don’t count as adults until twenty-one. So globally, you’re still not there.”
We both cracked up at his dumb joke.
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Moon's Orphan
"Ah, the healer. I see now. You’ve awakened something, haven’t you? The Moon’s Orphan. The key to it all."
Raynor took a step forward, his instincts screaming at him to act, but the man’s eyes held him in place.
"I’ve come for what’s mine," the man said, his voice like a whisper in the wind. "And you, Raynor, are the key."
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Too Late, Mr. White! I'm Married To Your Rival Now
My usual energy was completely drained.
Lillian, mistaking my fatigue for sadness, tried to cheer me up in the elevator. "Want to hear a joke? A wolf was heartbroken after a breakup. While hunting for food, he passed a wooden cabin and heard a father scolding his crying son, 'If you don't stop crying, I'll throw you outside to feed the wolf!' The wolf waited all night, but nobody came out. At dawn, the dejected wolf muttered, 'Men are such liars!'"
I stared at her flatly. "That's not funny at all."
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The Biker's Rules
And time has officially run out.
Lucinda laughs — not a cute giggle, not even a villainous cackle. No. It’s the kind of laugh that sounds like it crawled out of a sewer pipe and learned bad manners. Her lips peel back and flap around so wildly I briefly consider apologizing to every primate on the planet for the comparison forming in my head.
The best one — a fucked-up horny bitch-ass orangutan.
Sorry to all the orangutans.
Also, sorry for the sailor vocabulary currently marching out of my mouth like drunken pirates on shore leave. Under the circumstances, I think Heaven will grant me a temporary profanity permit.
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Losing the Lonely
Lara
"Are you planning on going back there to visit," I asked, not really wanting an answer, but kind of curious. It's stupid to ask, I know, but I just can't help it. Why do I ask uncomfortable questions that may or may not hurt, who knows. Apparently, I like to live in pain. "We, both will go when the Green's let us know when there are changes," Orion said. I couldn't say much, so I just nodded my head. "You ok," Crown asked. I nodded my head again. "What was that? I couldn't hear you," Crown said. Annoyingly, I lifted my head and rolled my eyes at him. He chuckled, "I don't speak that language," he said. Orion started to laugh now. "You two suck," I said and continued sulking just a littl
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Love and Crosses: What The Heart Wants
“Hey, no brooding. This is an adventure, not a prison sentence. Let me distract you.”
She turned to him, her expression wary. “What are you going to do? Tell me one of your terrible jokes?”
“You wound me,” he said, clutching his chest dramatically. “But yes. Absolutely.” He cleared his throat, adopting a serious tone. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other?”
Riele blinked, momentarily thrown off. “Why?”
“Because they don’t have the guts.”
The joke was terrible. Absolutely awful. But Riele burst into laughter anyway, the tension in her chest breaking apart with each giggle. Jay grinned, triumphant, as if her joy were his greatest victory.
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Queen
“Don’t you mean fangtastic?”
“I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern.
I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?”
His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead.
“Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked
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Sins With My Ex's Father
“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?”
“Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”
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Twisted Emotions
He murmured, ruefully.
I badly didn't want to see him sad anymore.
"Jokes could help.You can tell me jokes"
"Jokes"He said more to himself as if thinking of something up.
"Well, I think I heard this somewhere,I don't really remember how it starts or ends but the punch line is...'Get lost,you old cargo'!"
I grimaced.
"So am I supposed to laugh to an half joke?"
He pouted."I'm an hopeless joke teller"
I couldn't stop myself from laughing not because of his half joke but because of how hopeless he looked.
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The Transcendent Zombie System
"Hahahaha!!!"
They could have sworn that ever since they were born, they had not heard such a hilarious joke before. 'It is way too funny.'
"What is this brat muttering? Within a second, he can make us see our own brains and its juices? I can't take it, I'm laughing so hard that I'm about to cry."
A Rank 7 Evolved One looked at Lucas scornfully. "Hey brat, do you know that we're Rank 7 Evolved Ones?"
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Frequently Asked Questions
Dark humor is like my guilty pleasure—it's twisted, but somehow cathartic. If you're hunting for those morbidly funny jokes, Reddit's r/darkhumor and r/imgoingtohellforthis are goldmines, though they can get real edgy. I stumbled into a thread there last week where someone compared existential dread to a subscription service you can't cancel—absurd but weirdly relatable.
Twitter (or X, whatever) has niche accounts like @DarkHumourGod that toe the line between hilarious and horrifying. Just brace yourself for the occasional flame war in the replies. Podcasts like 'The Dollop' sometimes weave in dark historical jokes, and comedians like Anthony Jeselnik specialize in punchlines that make you gasp before laughing. Proceed with caution—and maybe don't read these aloud at family dinners.
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