Deadpool Quotes Novels & Stories

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.

"I don't want to get my hands dirty. Say your last prayers, bitch 'cause this is where it's going to end." I once watched a film about two rival gangs. Their feud was almost eternal and they were always killing each other's men. It got to a head one day when the two leaders decided to face off. One pulled out a gun and began to make a long speech. While he kept talking, the other one pulled out his gun and shot him right in between the eyes. Once he was done, he shook his head and spoke to the dead man at his feet - If you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

“Always be prepared.” “You’re such a nerd.” “And you’re still alive because of it,” Jasper shot back.

His voice cracked, but the madness in it was undeniable. “I AM CALLOWAY! DO YOU HEAR ME? I BUILT EMPIRES WHILE YOU WERE STILL CRAWLING AT YOUR MOTHER’S FEET! PEOPLE LIKE ME DON’T ROT IN CELLS. WE OWN THE PEOPLE WHO BUILD THEM!” His words still echoed down the corridor, wild, unrestrained, it sounded like it came from the throat of a mad man. “I’M UNTOUCHABLE! DO YOU HEAR ME? UNTOUCHABLE!” The veins in his neck bulged, his face red and slick with sweat as he smashed himself against the bars like a man possessed.

Then as I am about to lose the last restraint that I have left in me, my call gets answered on the other end; I don’t need a hello, not a single word, just a plain statement… “You are fucking dead. You might have won this round, but I am coming for you. Mark my words, you are fucking dead.”

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

“Don’t bother me; pay attention to yourself first, because if the carnage were a race, I’m sure you’d be upfront at the finish line then I’ll be at the back.” “Stupid, if the carnage is a race car, then they already have died before they even reach the dead end? What a moron!”‘ Diabolos declared. “And I’m going to collide with them in car racing? Perhaps they don’t know who I am,” he continued. “Haha! I’m just kidding. By the way, have you fixed the letters about Live Suicide?” Adrastos asked him before he leaves. He grins like a Cheshire cat. “Don’t worry, I’ve disseminated information about live suicide to various geographical areas using different methods.”

the one who had suggested in killing me responded. “You're crazy!” One whisper-yelled. “What do you see in that man?” “Riches and the chance to be a Luna,” answered the evil plotter. “Just let her be, she'd die anyways,” one said dryly, and just then I felt darkness snatching me away.

🦪 DALE LAZARUS 🦪 “You killed him! Don’t stand here acting like the victim, you miserable bastard! Do you feel great about having deceived me? I didn’t even think you could ever be the bastard I want dead. I’m the fool for trusting you blindly, and I’m going to kill you, Reaper. I. Will. Kill. You. I don’t give a shit if you’re Dale or not, you owe me a debt, it’s time to pay up, you bastard!”