Deadpool Quotes Novels & Stories

Deedah drops her fork, "Char-poo, do you think it's safe? You don't know these guys. They might be actual hired assassins or even rapists! I'm worried about you." "I'll be fine, Dee. I really trust them, for some odd reason." "You sure? I can call Zeus to, ya know, shake them up a lil bit." "No. It's not necessary. Thanks, I'll be fine. They should be leaving soon." Deedah purses her lip, "Okay, I'll take your word for it." Charlie nods and turns back to her food. "So..." Dee begins, "Let's talk about their dick prints." Charlie spit-takes.

My warriors who guarded the borders were overwhelmed with dread as the intruders slowly broke through their defenses, each breach fueling their despair. “Don’t give up! Don’t give these bastards the chance to claim victory over us!” I heard Diego, the second-in-command of the warriors, exclaiming, his voice strained with urgency as he tried to bolster the morale of his men. “How did this happen?” I questioned myself, and glanced at the bodies of my fallen men littered on the ground, their breaths shallow and labored, teetering on the brink of death. My eyes returned back to the dirty wolves outnumbering my men, and bile rushed up my throat. How dare they?!

🦪 DALE LAZARUS 🦪 “You killed him! Don’t stand here acting like the victim, you miserable bastard! Do you feel great about having deceived me? I didn’t even think you could ever be the bastard I want dead. I’m the fool for trusting you blindly, and I’m going to kill you, Reaper. I. Will. Kill. You. I don’t give a shit if you’re Dale or not, you owe me a debt, it’s time to pay up, you bastard!”

“Before we get done with this, I need to take along with me one very important thing” “I would agree you know what it is but before I do that, I feel like I owe this to you” “Your Mother retreated into the shadows, that’s the real truth but, surprisingly, you both didn’t find yourself” “I’ve always told you and I’m tired of telling you, should you come to this life a hundred times I would continue to defeat you!” “Your greatest mistake is coming back here, you could have walked away and maintained a low profile forever” “As the nice person that I am, I would love to know what your last wish is”

“He is perfect. From head to toe. He took care of the love of my life. Without him, Shadow wouldn’t be here.” “It’d be a lie if I say I didn’t miss him and he was/still is my survival advisor. Even after his death, his words kept on reminding me that life must go on. He said, ‘shit will kill us because shit is everywhere.' Which, I agreed. Life is shit and shit is dirt that keeps us from marching forward. However, a rainbow is for someone who survived all of it.” Vampire, Zombie and Malikul’s jaws dropped upon hearing the analogy.

I looked at his darkened expression ended and asked in confusion, "What happened?" ________________ (Lines of the day) When life becomes war Your character is your weapon best. What you fight for Matters more than when you fight against. -Dhaval Rathod. in confusion, “What happen?”

I said I'm deep thoughts. "Hmm. Sure. I will get to you as soon as I get the least information. Make sure you watch your back Buddy. I know what I am talking about. You're not too young to be murdered" He said, and I chuckled "That was so straight forward. Thanks a lot for this. Warnings" I responded, and we finished and left. ♥......♥

Dillon scrawled out his message. First, The Hulk is the dumbest and most useless of them all! No restraint, just SMASH! Plus, what about the contractors and ordinary people that have to clean up after his destruction? What about those poor souls? Does your "brawn and brains Banner" pay for damages and reimburse families for their dead loved ones? Anyway, hmm food wise, can you get me a Coke icee and maybe 'kittles? Purple bag?

"You destroyed the facility. But you didn't destroy me. I'll be back, brother. And when I am, I'll bring an army." ---

John replied and laughed at his joke. "How about I make you have a taste of death" Sarraphina replied with anger. With a punch John broke the glass pod which surprised Sarraphina. "You underestimated me, angel of death" John said with a smirk as he walked out of the shattered glass pod. "But I didn't" Sorex said making an entry. "And you are?" "Hellboy" John laughed real hard after hearing "Hellboy" "Can't you guys come up with cool names" "Watch your tongue boy" Hellboy replied with a bit of anger.