Deadpool Quotes Novels & Stories

"You only live once, but if you live it right, once is enough." _________________________________________________ Narrator: "Man! Never had I had such a great adventure!" Exclaimed Heli as they entered their apartment, slumping on the couch. "You mean, the near death experience? I'll pass." Noah said with a shudder. Jake joined in. "Come on! You can't deny that it was fun now can you? And besides, you looked really cool when you tossed that bullet at that fat nutjob. What did you say again?"

"My mission here is clear and simple. Eliminate the man who murdered my friend and leave without any trace." Man laughed as he stood up. "Why are we obsolete?" He asked. "Why can't we accept the casualties of war and move on? Why can't we accept that dinosaurs once exist and are gone? Am I bothered about the death of your friend? Yes! Do I care? No! Does the world really need someone who is afraid, weak, oppressed and depressed? No! Do I care about your relationship with Alberto? No! Do we really need selfish souls like yours who, though almost perfect, spend their lives imploring each of us to neglect the cause of immortality and not fall along the way? No! Mr. James Blackwheel, I don't car

“ It’s either you kill, or you’ll be killed. “ Hearing such blinding invitation, Dye couldn’t avoid to laugh. But it’s more like a laugher of a dangerous person who’s a bad guy type. He had never felt this feeling for quite a long time know.

"This is life! Go kill each other people!" I even clapped while yelling. Some of them are too old so it's really easy for a vampire to defeat them

he said harshly "guess you will die alone pal, I have tried my best to convince you but it seems a coconut brain like yours can't be convinced. I will escape and when I eventually do, I will tell the world that you died to save my life, you will be a hero to everyone and your story will be told to young kids, but I will be the only one who knows that you died as a coward" I replied the silence that took over was a bit frightening as the three of us kept staring at each other with no smiles on our faces

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?

I hiccup on the last word. A ripple of laughter goes round; he doesn’t laugh. He puffs his chest like a rooster who owns the joint. “You better watch your mouth.” “Oh, I am watching it,” I say sweetly, pointing at my lips. “It’s saying, ‘Go to hell.’” That pushes him over. He stands, looming. “You got a death wish, lady?” “Buddy,” I slur, smirking, “I’m a doctor. I can pronounce myself dead if it comes to that.”

HELL? “Inventive,” he mused, admiring it as though it were a gemstone. “How far you’ve come since the last time I walked among you mortals. Killing your prey with little metal balls and fire.” He flicked his crimson gaze back to the now terrified gunmen, his grin shark-like and hungry for blood. “I humbly applaud you. You have guts turning your weapon on a god. Too bad your mortal, little bodies get squashed so easily. You’re all like ants. Good for the environment, but bugs all the same.”

“Pity the living, and above all, those who live without love.” - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. ~ CASPIAN ~ “I forgot to tell you all that this is only the beginning.” Those words reverberate like thunderbolts before they are gone again, their absence shifting the battlefield into a silence heavier than fear. Heavier than pain. Heavier than loss.

Hawk said coldly, "That would make me weak." Kyle whistled, "Cool." Olivia furrowed her brows, looking at him inquisitively, "What's cool about that?" "No, don't you guys find this cool?" Kyle explained with exaggerated gestures, "Just like those lines assassins and ninjas say in movies, 'I don't need friends, because that makes me weak'—it's just so cool, seriously!" He lowered his voice, imitating Hawk's words in a Batman-like tone, then immediately returned to his grinning expression.