Deadpool Quotes Novels & Stories

Strange’s hair Everything’s in pop-pop-poppy color Deadpool’s just a misdemeanor | Logan used to bite cigars like Che Now he’s joined Smokers Anonymous Thor used to be mighty and talks Shakespeare Now he’s a comedian Venom’s really cute and Thanos ain’t that bad He’s actually kinda handsome once you get past his chin’s nutsack So many guest stars to geek on but all of them look like Guardians The truth is | [Chorus] | … DC’s so dark! Disney (cough) Disney (cough) | Apart from their first single “You Are My Extra Life”, there’s also “When Ever After is Over”: | They say love is just a bunch of chemicals in the brain short-term high and long-term goodbye. When our happy memories turn to nightm

“The Fast and the Furious is a cinematic masterpiece.” He groaned. “Oh god. I’ve made a huge mistake.” “You’ll learn to love it. Or at least tolerate it while I quote every single line.” “That sounds like a threat.” “It is,” I said, raising my glass. “Cheers to threats.” He clinked his against mine. “Cheers to terrible taste.”

“I’ve never stooped that low. Trying to kill me? This sloppy little trap—what is this, an insult? No backup, no tricks. Just me. And that’s all I need.” ***

Shekau's voice seeped in through the gaps in the wall of my thoughts I had been engrossed in, hauling my sight back to where he now sat on the stone bench. "A young man once quoted, 'I love it when people dig their own graves as it saves me so much time'," he began in a reverential tone, sucking violently on the already shrunken stick that still remained fixed in his mouth despite the gradual loss of its solidity. I couldn't determine who faced worse, the gaunted stick that was subject to the putrid and foul odour rising from the pits of his decayed and ramshackled mouth or myself as I beyond doubt faced verdict as the words fell from Shekau's lips.