Death By Dad Farts Book Novels & Stories

"Hey, has anyone noticed that she and the hospital president both have the last name, Hawkins? Is this a family-run hospital? Does it belong to their family?" Reading the comments, I couldn't help but laugh. In what world would an apology suffice? Thanks to their system error, this situation blew up into a nationwide scandal. I lost my job, and Mom was put through so much emotional distress as well—not to mention the fact that I was now labeled as some deadbeat who refused to pay my debts. These people had no clue that bringing Dad's body to the hospital was just the start. "Mr. Hawkins?" I called out. Albert clenched his jaw and said, "This is not a conducive place for us to talk, so let's

"It’s our fault. We failed Emily. We weren’t the parents we should have been." My dad wrapped his arm around my mom’s shoulders. His voice was filled with grief. "Emily died because of us. It’s our fault." Their sorrow had affected them physically, making them suddenly seem older and more frail. As my parents and Eddie turned to leave, Eugene smiled wickedly, whispering like a demon, "Care to guess why I spared your other daughter?"

And you have the nerve to think you're walking out of here with his belongings. I stared at him, completely blindsided. Dad was already buried. How could 100,000 dollars in charges just appear out of nowhere? I fumbled through my bag in a panic and pulled out the entire stack of receipts stamped with the funeral home's official seal, holding them out to him with shaking hands. "There has to be a mistake. My father was cremated seven days ago, and when his ashes were interred at the cemetery, your own people came along to verify it in person. His body isn't here, so how can there possibly be cold storage fees?

"You heard that, didn't you? If you hadn't lied about someone trying to kill you, I never would've made a false report. You'd better reflect on what you've done!" Everyone glared at me before the police officers released Dad. Then one by one, they all left. As the door closed, Susan turned back with a bitter and scornful look. She stormed into the kitchen and grabbed two knives. Then, she shoved them into Dad's hand and urged him to just finish me off. "You were right, Mr. Schrute. Elizabeth is nothing but a disgrace. She'd rather throw away a good life just for some romance. You should just finish her off since she refuses to listen. Trash like her doesn't deserve to breathe. She's better o

Xavier asked “Really late. I couldn’t leave her alone. I had to watch over her” “Yes you had to, considering the fact that you and Laura both decided to remove her baby without her consent. Did the guilt keep you up?” Xavier asked, still not looking up from his book “How did you know about that?” Jared asked “I find something amusing about this book. The man who was from a fairly rich background sells all his father has just to spite his father. That is not where it gets interesting. The most interesting part is that his father is an on old man on his death bed. He was literally dying and all his son could do was hate his father and he had carried that hate for his father around all his life

I furrowed my brow trying to focus on my two father's that stood before me. "Godliness, surely you jest, I'm Death and Life, um, not a God," I replied with my index finger raised accentuating my point. Rai chuckled at my antics and winked at me. I smirked at the sexy fucker and my wonderful father smacked me in the back of my head. I growled angrily and rubbed the spot. "I need to piss you off in order for you to reach your potential," he told me plainly. "You're full of shit, old man," I mumbled sourly and Rai stood. He was the Grim Reaper and my eyes traveled up his tall lucious frame. I ended at his glowing eyes and grinned at the desire I saw swirling in his orbs.

I am not understanding a word. Why his life is a mess?? I want to know everything?? Happy family back?? Ohhh goodddd my head is spinning. I can't understand. I am gonna read this whole diary now. So I flipped the page. Dear diary. Miserable, traumatized and sad. That is what my life is. Today my dad did something that no one can even imagine. He told me bad omen and what not. He told me I should die. I should die he is right. Rather then living my life like this I should die. He is correct.

Exhausted and drenched in sweat, Dad was just about to take a moment to rest when I began to vomit violently again. This time, I threw up straight on the couch. The stench of decay filled the entire house, and the couch was completely ruined. Dad was on the verge of a breakdown, yet he still patiently came over to clean up after me. I wanted to open my mouth to say I was sorry. But as soon as I did, I suddenly began to laugh uncontrollably. The sharp, bizarre laughter was like nails scraping a chalkboard. The steel needles churned wildly in my brain. I passed out completely from the pain, and the memory ended abruptly.

"In his room, you should go get him" "I'm tired" I whined and ambled out from the kitchen and headed up the stairs but reaching my dad's room, I stopped, noticing how the door was wide open with the inside pitch black. I approached. "Dad" I called as I slowly walked into the darkroom. My hand went up in the wall and turned on the switches and the space brightened but I was met with a complete mess with Dad in the midst, passed out without a care in the world with opened bottles of pills scattered everywhere and the disgusting smell of intoxicants filled the air. What was the meaning of this?

(That was the little joke I made up to lighten the mood in my head. I found one story that had seven chapters. It was called "The Vasectomy". It was about a girl and her father, of course. Her dad wanted to have a vasectomy, and she ended up going with him to the clinic. Once they got there, her dad got cold feet. They somehow managed to get into a room where he could lie down before the procedure. The daughter (Daniel) innocently convinces her dad that masturbating might help put him at ease. And that leads to her ultimately doing the job for him. It was such a hot scene, my pussy was completely drenched after just the first chapter. (I had to change tampons frequently while I read through