Deer Jokes Novels & Stories

Now seeing Suhana with Devraj, everyone put their hands on Jeet's shoulder and said together, "Best of luck, brother" Now all the whistling and wailing of Jeet had stopped, and like a good child, he went straight and sat near Devraj's feet. All the other friends were watching him secretly from the side. Seeing Jeet like this, everyone was trying to control their laughter. Jeet was very naughty, but as soon as he came in front of Devraj, he would become like a innocent cat. Jeet was sitting like a small child. Devraj did not say anything to him, just kept looking at him, and said to Suhana while convincing her, "Daughter! He is a donkey. You should not feel bad about what he says."

Joker swore as he bounded up the stairs towards the door. Decker smirked and Nat outright laughed as Dom and I scrambled after him. "Shit! This is gonna be so entertaining! Anyone got popcorn?" Ash/Eagle asked. "Call down, Joker! You don't want to piss her off more!" Blade/Iron called out as he rushed after him. That caused Joker to stop which then caused me to run into his back. Which then caused Dom to run into my back. Ash, Decker, and Nat were downright hysterical and I could hear even Blade trying to keep himself from laughing.

"Huh? You don't get it?" "We get it," Kieran said dryly. "It's just stupid." Kidd crossed his arms, glaring at his brother. "Oh yeah? Then you tell one. Let's see if Sera laughs." "Why would I? That's kid stuff-" "Come on! Mr. Perfect at Everything can't even tell a joke? Pathetic!" Kieran's jaw tightened, then he sighed. "Fine. What animal hates dads?" Kidd's brow furrowed. "Is there even such a-"

Joy gulped down her pride and fury somehow, and then suddenly broke out in a smile when she remembered something. “Xeon,” she sweetly said. “You wouldn’t dare, nerd,” Dre lashed out as if understanding what Joy was up to. “What ?” Joy innocently said. “I just wanted to talk to your mate about drunk, grown ass boys singing nursery rhymes in pee puddles on the middle of the road; crying in the middle of a hunt when a rabbit bit a freaking ranked wolf; getting lost in Ninja school on the first day and ending up locked in a women’s bathroom stall; pooping in your Ninja instructor’s shoes; getting a tat on your- ,” she trailed off when Dre suddenly growled.

I giggle. “Ugh, now I feel like just a piece of meat to you!” He pouts playfully. I cock a brow, “And you have a problem with that?” He grins devilishly, “Abso-fucking-lutely not!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~ “What time will the herd be flying in?” Jace jokes about our family coming to celebrate the beginning of our daughter’s terrible twos. “Stop calling them animals! If anyone is to be put into that category, it’s you and Jude.” I muse, “That session earlier was nothing but primal; you both fucked like wild animals.” I laugh.

Dean who heard that curled his lips, Little Ce and Little Ron who heard that said simultaneously, "Why are Daddy's lips like a duck?" And everyone in the living room laughed with satisfaction, including Axel.

a voice said I can imagine who answered and I guessed right, she answered like it was like it was someone else that she was referring to(Jean). "Do you even know what dweeb means?"... He asked "Yeah, I do"..she said "Dweeb means"... "I already know doofus"..she cut in "OK since your gonna call me doofus am not gonna take you for shopping again"... He said "What!!"... She screamed I quickly covered my ears. Damn she can scream a lot "Frog face don't use your annoying frog voice to turn my deaf"... He said I turned Jean expecting a furious look but I saw the opposite.

An old man with a long beard said and handed me an apple too. “They’re a coward as ever!!” The other men replied and they laughed crazily while drinking their cup of beer. They keep laughing and some of them tell some jokes too so their laughter doesn’t end. I couldn’t help myself but laugh alongside them while hearing the joke they said. “What do you think the baby cow said when he got lost?” Jean asked. One of the men. “What?” We answered in unison. “Maa!!” He said like a cow and even acted like one too made everyone start laughing crazily. I almost fell on my seat laughing but thankfully I balanced myself properly.

He laughed so loudly that it deafened those who heard it. The eagle, who had been mocked so badly, replied calmly, "Really? Then ... how about you take my punch without dodging?" The man with short hair laughed mockingly, "You want to hit me? Come on ... hit me now!" "But ... wait, if I let you hit me ... you have to kneel at Master Joe's feet. How about it? Do you agree?" the man with short hair named Dean said. Meanwhile, his friend, who was usually called Deris, added, "Not only do you have to kneel at Mr. Joe's feet, but ... you also have to lick his shoes. How about it? Do you want to?"

I was giggling like a loon. “A corpse went to a rheumatologist, and said he was feeling rather stiff-” “That's hilarious!” I laughed. “That's not the joke-” “I love this cheese. Mmm. Cheese and crackers,” I sang, munching on the hors d'oeuvres. “Ooo! And there's brie! And crab dip-” “Do you want to hear the joke or not!” he boomed. “Eh, not really. No.”