Deer Jokes Novels & Stories

Heel-toe, heel-toe; just one foot in front of the other. I look up when I hear the sounds of children squealing and realise I’ve made it to one of the parks. It’s a small park with a decent jungle gym for the kids and is right near a lake. Parents like to bring their pups to come and feed the ducks. Surprisingly these ducks aren’t afraid to be near us. They must be mighty ducks… HA, mighty ducks! Get it? Like the movie? Thank Goddess these lame jokes are only in my head. “Lucky me, I get the privilege of hearing them,” Zara cringes.

I can't– I just can't with this friend of mine. "Your jokes are all lame. Even an infant won't find it funny." I said and they all laughed at what I have said. Well, it is the truth. "Who would laugh at a joke saying 'are you a clown? 'Cause you're just a clown'?" I asked. " It looks like someone is stunned because of the smile for his love of his life." Mr. Kirke was teasing Mr. Disero. I was curious to know who it was but ended up not to ask since it was none of my business.

Joy gulped down her pride and fury somehow, and then suddenly broke out in a smile when she remembered something. “Xeon,” she sweetly said. “You wouldn’t dare, nerd,” Dre lashed out as if understanding what Joy was up to. “What ?” Joy innocently said. “I just wanted to talk to your mate about drunk, grown ass boys singing nursery rhymes in pee puddles on the middle of the road; crying in the middle of a hunt when a rabbit bit a freaking ranked wolf; getting lost in Ninja school on the first day and ending up locked in a women’s bathroom stall; pooping in your Ninja instructor’s shoes; getting a tat on your- ,” she trailed off when Dre suddenly growled.

DJ loved Darcy and was very sad when she left. “DJ, don't you think it's too early for video games?” I asked as I sat beside him on his bed. “Nope,” he simply answered. “Well, it is,” I stated as I observed the TV screen and saw two wolves devouring what seemed to be a hippopotamus. “OK mom, but please give me 10 more minutes. I only need a few more points to level up.” “I don't know why you find these vulgar games fun. Who wants to see animals eating each other.”

Chris jabbed. “That’s off topic, we are so disappointed in you, ” Deej fired, slamming her hands on the door. He suddenly burst out laughing, nearly crouching on his knees. “And you are thrilled at yourself? One of you is basically pregnant like the knocked up wench that you both are,” My breath hitched as he moved a step in and we retreated back. His voice suddenly went deep and his eyes reflected a dark look. “Now, I have only one question, who the fuck among you is pregnant?”

She didn’t need Derek to fall in love with her for her to be happy. Having successfully consoled herself, she returned to the pool and found Derek and Zoe sitting on one of the lounge chairs, talking and laughing. “What’s so funny?” She asked when she joined them. Derek looked at her curiously. “I was telling Zoe a joke that I just made up,” he said, still staring at her with a puzzled expression. “I’d like to hear it,” she said with a huge smile. “O…kay,” he said tentatively. “So, here’s the joke; what did the duck say to the doctor?”

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

Love- bye love. I smiled, Mrs A should really stop cooking with supervision. Me- where are you? J oaf- where you don't wanna be. Me- at home? In the toilet? J oaf- idiot. I'm at the mall. Me- oh poor you. Idiot. J oaf- Hippo Me- Buffalo J oaf- Alligator. Me- Hyena J oaf- Ostrich Me- would you leave me you oaf. J oaf- you started it.

Doe asked with sarcasm. I waved my arms around, " I don't want to take part in such a conversation! you guys are gross!" I exclaimed. They started laughing. After some seconds of hysteric laughter, they calmed down. Doe wiped stray tear drops from the corners of her eyes, " you're acting like you wouldn't do the dirty" she said while grinning widely and wiggling her brows at me.

"Wait, are you damn real? It's not a joke?" "Sure, why not? Isn't there a fenced-in area? If we could just catch a few deer-" Justine interrupted me. "There you go again." I sighed and rolled my eyes. "Are we not done with it yet?" "I'm only kidding. Go ahead," he said.