Depressing Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

He gave a light laughter, “Wanna get out of here? It's getting really depressing.” “You bet.” I laughed too.

I retorted firmly, going back to staring at the ceiling like it was the most interesting thing in the world. "Because you're making me depressed being depressed," Shane frowned, poking my cheek as he sat on the ground beside the bed. "Sucks. You can watch sad movies with me if you want." I pushed his hand away. "You can't stay in bed forever," Jade shrugged, not having a better reason. "You're going to have to get up to pee eventually." "And then I'll come back in bed." I told her. Bea groaned loudly, "Because you aren't about to be a sad little bitch who is depressed over a guy! There's so many fish in the sea! That's the saying, right?"

Maybe an apple getting bitten into. "Why so sullen, Janette? I could hear the emotion dripping off that one word." I sigh and run my hand through my hair. "I just have to do something hard, that's all." Cara chuckles. "Something so hard that it makes you sound this depressed shouldn't be done. Give it the middle finger and go do something that makes you happy instead." I sigh and lay my head on the table, my eyes fixated on the city in the distance and a million thoughts running through my head.

I joked lightly, and Serin rolled his eyes at my poor excuse of one. "Funny," he said humorlessly. I only cackled even harder. "No, seriously. You should step out of the corporate world and become a comedian with jokes like that." "Aw, come on, Serin." I followed him out of the house and into the backyard, where he walked out for some fresh air. "It was kind of funny, admit it!" "You need to admit yourself into a mental hospital with jokes like that." ###

he said, picturing Valor with a flamethrower that he probably couldn’t even hold, let alone use efficiently. Sush’s index finger up and his animal sat, recognizing as the cue that she was about to make a point. “I don’t inject, Your Grace. I extract. Humor is always there. The ones who can’t find it are either lacking in creativity, mindful about not offending someone, or they’re mourning a loss. Otherwise, like happiness and sadness, amusement can be found in everything. It’s just a matter of perspective.” After reading her file, she was the last person he’d expected to be able to find humor in any - let alone every - situation.

Fool me twice, shame on me. It’d definitely be a shame on me to be fooled by any man for the second time. I wasn’t going to let such happen again. “Nah,” I shook my head, dragging my feet towards the nearest sofa. “I’d pass. I’m not a fan of coffee. That shit is bitter.” Nina threw her head backwards, laughing. Truth be told, my best friend has one of the healthiest laughs ever. It is filled with joy, happiness. “I know that. I was just teasing you.” She winked and I scoffed.

“Shut up! Why are you laughing?” “Because you’re funny!” Becca continued to laugh. “Why do you look like we died or something?” Jack went scarlet red; he gnashed his teeth at her and said angrily. “Shut up! Aren’t you also sad?!” “I do- but I don’t cry!”

“Who, me? Never! You need to live a little. That’s when the perfect man will come along, sweeping you off your feet and fulfilling every fantasy. Then you won’t need that cheap vibrator.” “Hey! I spend a small fortune on certain devices.” The sad truth was that I had, and I probably would again. “Not the same as a big, fat cock.” She had a point. I’d rolled my eyes far too many times over the last two days of celebrations. “You’ve had way too many glasses of bubbly.” At least she managed to make me laugh, something I desperately needed right now. If I didn’t find humor in this, I might start plotting Matt’s demise with a gleeful heart.

I mean look at me. " You totally got us there for a sec " Shawn said and chuckled " I'm serious guys " I said getting pissed " Dude stop the joke, doesn't sound funny coming from you. You are a ladies bro, you are a legend dude " kelvin said. " I look up to you ! " Curt said and drank from his can of beer. " Why aren't you laughing ? " Curt asked Cole. " Because I actually don't see what's funny " he answered honestly. I don't see what's funny about what I said too, I mean I love someone.