Dirty Tagalog Jokes Novels & Stories

Siguro may naalala siyang best memories o nakakatawang katangahan niya kaya siya ganiyan? Hehe joke lang po! 'Yung mga kasamahan ko na failed din, nasa labas at nagsisimula na. Samantalang ako, nandito kinakausap itong matandang 'to na pangiti-ngiti lang na akala mo kinakausap o nagpapatawa ang baso ng kapeng hinahalo niya. Pinatawag niya 'ko at akala ko may sasabihin siyang kung ano. Pero ang tanging ginagawa niya lang ay ang ngumiti habang naghahalo ng kape.

Tsk, tsk! Ang hirap sa mga tao ang gagaling nila mag-judge agad ng tao tapos pag sila jinudge magagalit. Tsk! It gigils me! Ayoko sa mga ganung mga tao! I hate them!!!! *** Xzyra's Point of View Gabi na ngayon pero nagte-taping pa rin kami. Kailangan, eh Malapit na nga palang matapos itong movie namin. Less takes, kaya mabilis lang kami makakatapos.

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

She might get grumpy if she came here me gone. "Okay. But later." I agreed. [Yeah. Later. There are people inside my office right now. So... it's really later.] My forehead automatically wrinkled. Is there someone in his office? Who? I'm not allowed there then. They would wonder why I was there. Why didn't he say who they were? And what did he said? Only later? I laughed realised what he said. /////You might not get the joke here. it was a language conflict joke. its in tagalog. I can't do it/its not funny in pure english////