Dirty Thirty Birthday Novels & Stories

“Someone’s grumpy.” “I’m frustrated,” Trixie fires back. “And before you ask—no, it’s not that time of the month. It’s the ‘I-just-want-to-find-my-mate-before-I-burst’ time.” Parker gives her a sideways glance. “That a medical diagnosis now?” Trixie glares at him. “Don’t tease me, Parker. I’m serious.” She pushes up from her chair with a huff. “My birthday is in two weeks —August 21. I’m throwing a party. I expect presents. Sparkly ones. And maybe—maybe—if the Moon Goddess doesn’t hate me, I’ll find my mate.”

********************* Three months Later Diana Scott's birthday is in two days and Bill is planning to surprise her with a new Range rover sport. He left his company early and drove straight to her house so that her can take her out for her birthday shopping because he planned to throw a small birthday party for her. He did not want to do a lavish party so that he can keep his relationship with her from the public eye. He just planned to invite a few friends and her family members.

Next day Wednesday 13th September 2023 I groaned lightly as I rubbed my eyes and sat up on my bed, I groaned lightly stretching out in my bed, My phone beeped on the bedside table, I picked it up and it was a message from my bank. -On this special occasion of your birthday, we wish you a wonderful year ahead and success in all your endeavors. Thank you for banking with Horizon Heights- The text read, my lips stretched into a small smile, with everything that had been happening recently, I almost forgot all about my birthday but I dare not, I’ve always loved celebrating my birthday and what makes this year’s birthday all the more special is that I get to celebrate my twenty sixth birthday all

demon:- it's your birthday about you come, what kind of gift do you want for your birthday. Jamie:- my company lacks funds for business can you give me 1.3 million dollars demon:-I am happy to give you, but what you want for yourself, and how to want to celebrate your birthday, how you celebrate when you are with your mother. Jamie:- I never celebrate my birthday, my mother what a reserved lady, she doesn't have friends, she has only business partners or subordinates, her personality type was intj, so you might get the idea, she only cares about business

Life was good and I finally had a loving family surrounding me and it was about to get better and bigg 3 years later Today is my birthday I'm turning 25. I get ready for work as usual… my days are all the same now, just surviving with one goal on mind ... revenge, but little that I knew, my life was about to take yet another turn... how fucked up can my life really be. I was running late this morning as I slept in, I got to bed late last night. It was always like that the night before my birthday and the few nights after, I cry all night remembering what I've lost, I hate my birthday and always will.

Liliane would still be insisting she join them after her birthday. Violet’s fork stopped halfway to her mouth. Her birthday. She had totally forgotten about it until now. Thinking of the date, Violet realized her birthday was only a few days away. She ate the pork chop on her fork and chewed slowly as she thought. Violet had always wanted her birthday to be big and go all out. Some expensive venue with all her friends, maybe even hire a band and stuff. She had wanted the world to know that from that day on she, Violet Brown, was officially an adult.

Once the plates have been cleared away, Mum returns with a plate of chocolate fudge brownies, my absolute favourite. “The guys sent these back with us for you,” Dad tells me, and I can’t keep the grin off my face as I help myself to one. I am just about to take a bite when Mum puts a beautifully wrapped parcel in front of me. I look up in surprise…Seriously, they have just helped make my biggest dream come true. I was certainly not expecting a birthday present. “Come on, Abby, time to unwrap,” Mum says, curiously on edge.

The way she kept pretending she hated every second around me while blushing like crazy anytime I got too close. Adorable. And the fake dating thing? That was going to be entertaining as hell. Three months of messing with Mason while driving Chance insane? Yeah. I definitely won. I sped past downtown Ashford, the expensive buildings glowing under the night sky. Rich people loved pretending this town was perfect, but everybody here was miserable underneath all the money. Parents cheating. Kids doing drugs. Families hating each other behind closed doors. I really hate this town. But I think these three months will make it bearable.

“Are you going to tell me what’s wrong or are you going to keep pouting?” I hesitated, feeling childish but unable to hold back. The words tumbled out before I could stop them. “It’s my birthday today. Do you have anything planned?” Chris’s stubbly face remained frustratingly neutral as he shrugged. “Oh, is it? I must have forgotten.” My eyes widened. If I hadn’t been the size of a planet, I would have jumped to my feet. “Chris! I’m pregnant with our third child, and forty is an important age. How could you forget?!”

My phone bounces from the bed as a tear run down my cheek, my mind is trapped in a maze of confusion and I can’t seem to find the exit. “Engaged.” My voice crack as that word leaves my mouth, “How is it even possible?” I search the floor for the answer. “Lilly-Ann, Sweetheart,” Shane strolls in, he must have heard my heart shattering to pieces. “Come here.” He pulls me to his warm chest, “There is only one solution.” “And that is?” “Well not alcohol.” He grins, “or sex.” His eyes widen in warning. Yeah, like I’m in any state to find a new fuck buddy. “Go to your mom’s birthday party and while your there you might as well talk to him.”