To Save, or Not to Save
Keaton Rourke and I get in a car accident.
My liver ruptures, and I'm drenched in my blood. Teresa Bellamy, my wife, leaves me to die and runs off to save Keaton, who only has a scratch on his forehead.
I'm unconscious and clinging to life in the emergency room, but Teresa fusses over how to keep Keaton's forehead from getting a scar.
I wake up feeling nothing but disappointment and toss the divorce papers right in her face.
She rips the divorce papers to pieces like a lunatic and makes it clear that divorce will only happen over her dead body.
I used to bend over backward to make her happy. Now I'm ready to divorce her, no matter what it takes.