Disney Adult Joke Novels & Stories

“I was just joking. I’m pretty sure you’d go Mulan on me if I tried anything.” A snorting laugh escaped my lips, and I covered my mouth with my hands. Mamma’s voice echoed in my ears, saying, “So unrefined, Bella.” I shook it back. She wasn’t even here. “I can’t believe the capo of the Vitale Crime Empire just cracked a Disney joke.” He shrugged. “I grew up with two cousins, the eldest one being ten years younger than me. Watching cartoons came with the nanny duty list.” “Honestly, after everything I’ve read about you, I can’t really imagine you around kids.”

I said with a smile, for some reasons one of the girls snotted a laugh while the other sneaked in a giggle. "I hope the joke is really funny, Peculiar," Max said looking at the one who appeared older, the one who had something to say earlier "No brother, Julian was just telling a joke," She said "Or is the joke here within us," The woman besides his father said to my surprise

Jason was laughing dryly as he said that. “It's age coming, my friend,” Jake said on the other end of the line. “You can no longer demand that your body remain as it was in your 20s.” He was giggling derisively. “Ugh. Sorry, Nancy, but Jake, go to hell!” My husband gasped, reacting to his longtime friend's jokes. “What's wrong with you, Davies?” Jake Gardner swept. “Can you respect ladies, you stupid billionaire?”

""The Black Tortoise? Why doesn't he say it's the Azure Dragon while he is at it?" "This punk must have watched too many cartoons and think that we live in a two-dimensional world. He's nothing more than a clueless punk." "This is hilarious! He's not a scammer, he's a stand-up comedian!" Even the aggressive-looking men in the fancy costumes started mocking Woody. James couldn't help but burst out laughing. "Young man, I'm not going to comment on your medical skills. I think you have a knack for entertainment even in such a tense situation."

I burst out laughing, shaking with fervor. “You didn't help at all,” I told him. “You are such an ingrate, at least I tried my best,” Lily just stared at both of us, clearly not understanding what the joke was about. Honestly, I wish I could frame this moment. It was so hilarious. “Just go and play with your toys baby,” I told her. Lily nodded her head and ran away. At that moment, Rokun and I locked eyes and laughed again. “You are such a bad adult, look what you did,” I said to Rokun.

"I'm just hungry, ok?" He smirked, and signalled that his lips were sealed. The man was something else. Somewhere along the line, we started cracking silly jokes about the wolf communities. Raul made me swear not to tell anyone these jokes because some people couldn't supposedly stand a joke. Just like that, two hours flew through the window. I belched as I rubbed my stomach. A soft chuckle caught my ears and I turned to see a child of about twelve laughing behind the counter with his mom trying to quieten him. It made me smile too.

the time". Fuck, I hate myself...I don't want to talk about this shit! I want to talk about how cows moo and all that fucking shit. I wanted ice cream but the doctor said I wasn't allowed to eat it. How did Dumbledor even grow that long ass beard that's as long as the Mississippi river? Why is there such song as "What does the Fox say?" when obviously, the fox says "meow"?" I cry. Maddox laughs, "What's so funny? Do I look like a clown to you? I'm fucking crying and all you're doing is being an ungrateful husband to me!"

"Ride me then I'll give you your ride." Excuse me? Did he just ask me to have sex with him? After all that has happened between us? The insults we've thrown at each other? And now he wants this 32 year old liar that he seems to be disgusted with the moment he learned my real age, to ride him? "Is this another one of your stupid-but-NOT-funny-AT-ALL jokes? Because you did it. It's not funny." AT ALL. He smirks despite my rage, "Come here, I'd like to confirm the complaint you submitted earlier."

I can't– I just can't with this friend of mine. "Your jokes are all lame. Even an infant won't find it funny." I said and they all laughed at what I have said. Well, it is the truth. "Who would laugh at a joke saying 'are you a clown? 'Cause you're just a clown'?" I asked. " It looks like someone is stunned because of the smile for his love of his life." Mr. Kirke was teasing Mr. Disero. I was curious to know who it was but ended up not to ask since it was none of my business.

“You’ve been drinking too much of that newly made whiskey. Beside don’t use such expensive joke on my human child, she’s just human Fredrick. I doubt that, Fredrick added in his thoughts.