Disney Adult Joke Novels & Stories

If I had the energy to smack them, I would have done it, but alas, aside from being able to move my lips and fingers slightly, I feel like I’m completely bedridden. “Here, have some water. You must be thirsty as hell after all this time.” Somebody said before I felt a straw by my lips and with all the energy I could muster, I sipped and sipped. I must have been drinking a lot because I heard the sound of people coming in and one suddenly spoke. “Whoa, somebody’s about to create another desert.” I knew only Aspen would come up with such a terrible dad joke so I used up my energy to flip him off from the bed, which made everyone else laugh.

Maybe they both were. "What's so funny?" Nikolai asked, glancing at her with a frown. She couldn't answer. Couldn't form words through the laughter that kept pouring out of her. In the backseat, Pascal perked up, his sleepiness forgotten. "Mommy's laughing! Daddy, did you tell a joke?" "Something like that," Nikolai muttered. "Tell me! Tell me the joke!" Pascal bounced in his seat. "It's a grown-up joke, champ," Nikolai said.

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

He snorted, "Those are for kids." "The bumpy cars?" "Kids." "There are adults riding it, Cross. Don't be such a killjoy." I looked around the park. "What about the dark ride? Haunted house? Fun house? Ferris wheel?" He shook his head to all of them, a small smile tugging at his lips and I wondered why. There was nothing funny about this, except when he realized he was an old man. "I tried the arcade games," he shrugged. "God! You're such an idiot."

"Plus, I'm not the only one who's here." The old man furrowed his eyebrows. "I don't get it. I can see only you standing before me. Or are you a spirit now?" Draya chuckled. "Oh Adam, what's the polite way of saying 'fuck you' to an old man?" Adam pretended to think. "I think you'll say 'Adam if you don't mind, go intercourse yourself'". Both burst out laughing at the corny joke. Oh the old man had a wonderful taste of humor. "I really missed you Adam. But on the bright side, I came with..."

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

I mumbled with my mouth full of food. "Forget it." "Why?" "You're disgusting," I did all that on purpose. It's a thank you for playing with a hungry me. "Go work," I giggled drinking my juice. I really don't know what to do...I'm bored now. WTD: I've got a surprise for you. Does this guy still exist? What surprise does he have for me this time!? Can't I just get a freaking break for like a whole year maybe? Wood The Dick!

Although they were trying not to laugh out loud, some of them failed to control themselves. Dayton’s face darkened when he heard an immature child asking their parents, “Mommy, did that uncle pee his pants because he couldn’t control himself?” The child’s mother immediately covered her child’s mouth. “Don’t talk nonsense. That uncle is an adult. How can he…” “Then why did he wet his pants?” The child still found it both intriguing and funny. Dayton fixed a death stare at the little girl before him. If she were not a child, he would throw her out of the hall right now!

‘What? The Electrobug Dark Races was stunned. Despite cracking their heads thinking about it, they would not believe that Lucas would say such a thing. ‘If you don’t hand it over, the Electrobug Dark Races shall be eliminated?’ ‘Besides, he is even saying so in such a carefree manner?’ “Hahaha!!!” The head of the Electrobug Dark Races looked up and burst into laughter as if they had never heard of such a hilarious joke. “Hey human, don’t you think your jokes are funny?” the head of the Electrobug Dark Races was looking at Lucas and said.

Alyson snickers and puts it in the cart. “What’s so funny?” “Come on,” she says, holding up the carrot. “What?” She hikes up an eyebrow. “Do you have to be a serious fuddy-duddy all the time now that you’re a doctor?” “Fuddy-duddy?” “Yeah, a fuddy-duddy.” “I’ve never heard an adult say that.” She rolls her eyes. “Well, you are one. You can’t say you didn’t think the same thing I did when you saw that deformed carrot.”