Disney Adult Joke Novels & Stories

"What the--dominican? Heck, right, Dominican. They sure know what's good. " "Excuse me? " "Oh don't go all I don't know what youre saying with me, we do it frank here. "He said, turning towards Adulf who remained eating quietly"I hate that kid! See? " "I see. " Damaris cackled"oh don't mind--, he's like that, sure Adulf understand he's on a joke. " Bruce Cain became suddenly sober"crazy he gave up on his sense of humor at the great old age of 14-. "

he said smiling. "It’s a cartoon show," I said and his smile disappeared. "Kitten, you’re not a kid anymore….you’re married and you’re still into the so-called Barbie?" he asked. "What! is it a crime, I love cartoons so, so, much….even if I'm a hundred years old, I’ll still watch cartoons, especially Tom and Jerry," I said and he burst into laughter. I’ve never seen him laugh like that before. He landed on the bed holding his stomach. "Ki…. Kitten you’re….so… unbelievable…hahaha.."

I arched a brow. “Then I guess I have to name all 193 countries.” He smiled tight-lipped. “Don’t worry, I’m patient.” I fork my food as I kept staring at him while he does the same, “You’re really not going to leave me alone, are you?” “Nope.” He pops the P. “Alright, this knock knock joke is going to make you pee.” I placed my fork don to be attentive, “Okay, let’s hear it.” “How to make a tissue dance?” He smirks at me.

Dylan says with his usual poker face and hints of mischief in his voice. “Brother dearest, I am gonna bite you if you don’t set it aside.” Orlo flashes the fakest smile I have ever seen. “Do you think my teeth are for decoration?” Dylan showcases his upper canines. “My dear comrades, shall we go inside?” I cut in, rather in a commanding voice. Laugh all you want during joke hours but when its time to work get your arse staight into buisness. And it is neither the place nor the time for big jokes. Small ones are okay, though.

Even she was very fond of watching animated movies. “Yes there is nothing wrong in watching cartoon but if an adult watch cartoons then trust me it’s not okay and so is the person.” He was finding the situation really amusing. It wasn’t like his first time witnessing a adult watching cartoon. Two of his past girlfriends, in his teens were obsessed with cartoons. He just wanted to tease her. Her innocent stupid replies were really amusing to him. “You...!” She started. His ears perked up in alert. “I what?” He challenged. “Insane!” She didn’t hesitate.

Okay, this shit got to stop, maybe I should try a joke or something? “Hello triple Ds” I say chuckling awkwardly and they just stand there not knowing what to say. “you know, because the names of the three of you starts with a D” I explain my bad joke. “Yah we got it” Dylan says with a fake chuckle, okay, maybe that joke can still be saved. “I’m a double D myself” I say laughing liking my own joke and all their eyes instantly go to my breasts. I choke in my laughter when Derek lets out an angry growl and I sink further inside my hoodie while Dylan starts counting the specks of dust on the floor and Dean find the light fixtures very interesting all of a sudden.

"Do you think every man will fall for your wiles? I'm sorry, but you're not my type at all! There's no telling how many other men had been down there—it's filthy!" "Don't you talk to my mommy like that!" Dicky suddenly shouted, his little cheeks contorted with rage. "You little bastard! Do you even know who your father is? The adults are talking!" Adam scoffed. "My daddy’s John Levine!" Dicky yelled, just as loudly. Everyone was left taken aback for a moment, but were soon roaring with laughter since they thought it was a ridiculous joke. "You little brat!" Adam raised a hand, ready to slap Dicky in the face.

“It’s not funny.” Adrian nodded beside her… equally unimpressed. “Yeah, it’s really not funny, dude.” I blinked… feigning offense. “Excuse me? Do I look like I am joking?” Echo tilted her head. “At this very moment, yes.” I threw my hands up. “I am serious, guys! Why would I joke about something like this?” Echo’s suspicion melted a little, replaced by disbelief. “Do you really mean it?” “Of course I do,” I said… grinning. “I found a way out. You guys are going to be human again.”

When he did, he felt Roy gradually relaxing against him as well, his back curving naturally to his chest. “Tell me the joke,” he murmured into his ears. His voice was hesitant when he said, “Are you sure?” “Yes.” He cleared his throat. “So, there were three guys stranded on an island. Jack, Jim, and John.” A smirk pulled the corners of his lips, without him opening his eyes. The women he’d been forced to be with would never make a joke like this. It would be something else, something witty, mocking even, and most importantly, sophisticated. Or naughty—anything to impress him.

“You've only been here a day and you've already grown an inch and gained about a million pounds." “I blame Grandma's chocolate chip pancakes," DJ giggled while he lifted his shirt. “Look Grandpa, I now have a rounded belly like yours." Everyone laughed at DJ's joke, thinking how smart and mature he was for his age. “Ok, Litte Man, your mother and I have to go now," Earl stated as he leaned over to kiss his wife. “I'll be home soon, Diane. I love you."