Drunk Yoda Novels & Stories

And then here was this shy, nervous little redhead, standing in front of him, completely unaware of the way she had just captured his attention. "You know what?" He suddenly grinned. "I'll be done by the time your shift ends. Let's get drinks. My treat." Mona blinked, clearly caught off guard. "Wait, what?" "You. Me. Drinks." Her eyebrows shot up. "Are you... sure?" Kane's grin widened. Does she not know what she looks like? She was like something out of a fairytale. All doe-eyed and innocent, completely unaware of how enticing she was. "I'm very sure, princess."

A red dotted map appears, indicating that the Lord is in danger and at the point shown on Don Lee's cell phone. Don Lee was a little confused, he knew, his master was not someone to be easily defeated. He was sure, the situation that befell his master was not an ordinary situation. That's why, he brought many of his troops to the location point. Not only ordinary troops, Don Lee also brought the greatest troops in martial arts. ______ Jordan Catwalk entered the laboratory room. The man carried a syringe with a green liquid in it. "What do you want from us?" asked Jeremy. Jordan, who was walking with Diana and Jack beside him, laughed.

Kimber stood by, watching the ensuing chaos in horror. “Dragon, I'll get you, all of you,” he screamed, as Nick and Adam held him down.But Madchen paid no attention, as she watched Drago turn a shade of blue, and foam at the mouth. “Drago!” She dropped to her knees, shaking him by the shoulders, but he didn’t respond. Instead, he stared up at the lights, seeming catatonic. His green eyes faded to a deep black, rolling to the back of his head.

A few hours later. I can't say I'm fully drunk; I'm a bit beyond tipsy, but I can still navigate. However, Elena is completely out of her mind drunk. We sway and dance unsteadily as we make our way to our rooms. I do my best to steady both Elena and myself as I pull her along to her room. Once inside her room, we collapse onto her bed. She turns away and starts laughing. "You're so drunk, Iron Man. I miss Diego, I hate Diego, I hate my mother, I hate everyone—except for Daddy."

I jokingly reprimanded her. She sighed and said, “I already know that. I already scolded myself a while ago.” Yosef suddenly cleared his throat. “Excuse me, ladies. Ayla-noona, Iyah, is there anything you want to drink or eat? I will get your orders.” Oh, I forgot that he’s here. “Just a mocha frappucino for me.” Ayla-unnie answered him. He then turn to me. “Hmm… Blue lemonade with a chocolate pancake.” I said. Then I ask, “Is JD already here? Is he busy?”

Kiran said as he nodded to a waiter to come over to our table. “I told you,” Malachi said and I smiled. “The special, three of them and bring the bottle of Scotch,” Kiran said to the waiter. “Yes, Mr. Sinclair,” the waiter said and left again. “What’s the occasion?” Kiran asked. “It’s a girl,” I said and Malachi smiled. “That’s great, man, congrats!” The waiter placed three glasses on the table, a bucket of ice and the bottle of Scotch. Kiran poured our drinks and we clinked our glasses together in a toast.

“I don't drink that; I might go crazier if I do. Ehhh, do you still remember? “I said. But he still put some on my wine glass. Ah, damn. Rymalene, where are you? Sean took his own share and stared into my eyes. He twirled the contents of his glass, smiled at me, and finally drank. “You're always the mischievous one who messes up everything.” I think I was drunk drunk. Haha. “Sean, are you trying to imitate Naruto? His technique... do you call that? That ability to make many clones? “ “Who's Naruto?” I laughed. Heck, how bad was his childhood life? “You don’t know even Naruto? Ha, busy getting rich, ain’t you?! Anyway, Sean, you did the right thing. Doesn’t matter if people knew Naruto. He co

If this were to spread to the world, Yoda Technology would fall. Yoda was aware of this. Sweat dripped from his head. “Well, I’m going to ask my men to go to the warehouse now.” Lucas was a smart man. He naturally understood what was going on, so he continued to pressure Yoda. Yoda felt a shiver down his spine. He pondered for some time before deciding to give up the tender. After all, losing the tender was considered the least damage compared to ruining his company’s reputation. After that, he glared at Ivanka and cussed her, “B*tch, you’re just a country bumpkin that came out of nowhere! I’m going to kill you and f*cking mother for giving birth to a b*tch—”

said Sky irritated while drinking a lot of water to flush out the taste of the plain yogurt. “Now, you won’t get drunk much” said Mark emotionlessly while taking a sip of his drink. “I feel like I am completely sober now” said Sky while holding his head and the opening his eyes with pop. “Anyways, if you are done fighting. Please continue with your first attempt” said Luke in a plain tone.

“You pathetic brat! Don’t you know how to appreciate it when I was still giving you face? You actually dare to pull my hair? You must be sick of living. Don’t you know whose territory this is? Aren’t you afraid that Big Dolph will hack you to death? F*ck!” Hanna sneered. Upon the words, ‘Big Dolph’, the faces of several people standing on the sidelines turned pale immediately. They could not help but look at Yorick, who was lying on the ground, with sympathy. Earlier on, Yorick had called out to Hanna, who had just entered another room. He angrily pestered her to come and drink with them. Of course, Hanna ignored him completely. In fact, there were not many people in this karaoke bar who had