Drunk Yoda Novels & Stories

“You are mine Valentina! And I don’t like to share what I own” Diego said, handing me the head of my boyfriend in a box. He is as cold as the Arctic ocean, An emotionless devil with no atom of humanity, Diego Fernandez, A name that everybody fears because it belongs to the stone-hearted ruthless Mafia boss who does not mind destroying everyone who stands between him and whatever he wants. He is often referred to as the Devil, he never takes no for an answer, in fact, no is a word people know not to say to him if they want their heads still sitting comfortably on their necks, so when he decided that he wanted the beautiful college student Valentina Sanchéz as one of the whores in his harem her owner Don Carlos knew he had no choice but to hand her over without so much as an argument. Diego is intrigued by her stubbornness, so he makes it his duty to punish her until she begs for mercy and she eventually does. Something about Valentina’s venerability makes Diego want to protect her, he slowly realises that he is indeed in love with her. Valentina is terrified when she realises that she has fallen madly in love with her captor, she is even more terrified by the fact she is carrying his baby. She knows of Diego’s desire to be the last of his bloodline, she also knows that not telling the devil of her pregnancy would incur his wrath, what would she do? Things also get worse when Diego finds out that Valentina is not the naive innocent girl he had thought her to be. Is there a chance for the devil and his angel to fall in love? Read to find out!

All her life, Melanie crown has only known luxury: expensive vacation, limited edition dresses, luxury bags, to-die-for shoes...everything she has ever wanted has been granted to her by her billionaire father who trembles at the sight of his precious daughter's sad face. Things however take a turn for the spoiled billionaire princess when she got into an accident and switched bodies with Ava Smith, a kind hearted orphan who has spent most of her life struggling to make ends meet with her husband Ian and her little son Eli. What would happen when this two ladies switch lives? would Ava be able to survive the crazy life that Melanie Crown lives? would she escape the impending death that had been prepared for the former Melanie? How would the spoiled billionaire princess survive a life of utter poverty? would she feet perfectly into the humble Ava's shoes? read to find out!

Everything changed for the beautiful werewolf princess Annalise when Alpha Zyn and his troops landed in her village. After killing her entire family and burning down her village he decided to make her his Luna because only then can he gain access to the great power she possesses as the last golden wolf. By making Annalise his Luna, a love triangle was formed, on one point of the triangle is Alpha Zyn (the ruthless alpha) on the other point is Annalise (his Luna) and then there is Liam (Alpha Zyn’s secret lover who also happens to be Annalise’s predestined mate). For sanity to be restored one person would have to leave the triangle. Who would it be?

Lena was drunk and set with a old man to sleep with her while recording,but the old man lost his way to another room and Lena was mistaken carried to Gray room. Gray was drawn to Lena charms, he couldn’t control his drunk state,leading him to sleep with Lena. The unexpected love story between them changes in his life. Gray was hoping on starting a love story with Lena cause she looks so much like his lost lover. Will Gray still love Lena when his ever-true love returns?

Getting drunk on the night of her graduation was never a part of Andrea Dale’s plan. She was supposed to be finishing the designs for her new clothing line before the deadline. She had only planned to make a quick appearance at the party before getting back to work...but instead, she ended up drunk and dragged into her crush’s room. It was a trap. What should have been one night of celebration spiralled into something else when she realised she wasn't the one that woke up on his bed, but her step sister... Amelia, who later found out she was pregnant for him.

Every time Havi saw her return with faded lipstick on her lips, a question arose, 'Who messes with her lipstick?' The question kept popping up even though he knew the answer. With his thumb, he rubbed her lips and said, "If only you let me be the one who messed up your lipstick, you can be happy, Kate." "Come on. You're drunk now, Havi." He smirked then slowly closed their distance, "Yeah, I'm drunk in you." As sh*t as it is, Havier's first love at the tender age of 18 years old, falls to a woman who is so difficult to love.

My mom ended up in a vegetable state because my husband's childhood sweetheart hit her while drunk driving. When the police asked her to take a breathalyzer, Sarah swore she hadn't drunk anything and dared them to draw her blood for a test. At the hospital, James faked the test results. He staked his career on it, producing a clean report that cleared her of driving under the influence. The day she walked free, he went to pick her up. I screamed at him, "Don't you know she hit my mom?" He shrugged. "Margaret is not dead. She'll wake up, okay? Why are you freaking out, trying to ruin Sarah's life? Will that make you happy?"

What happens when Noah Hudson who's a famous chef, a billionaire and handsome, has to babysit Millie Quinn who's clumsy, a college student and cute, who turns out to be his wife after an accidental drunk marriage in Las Vegas?

To forget the pain she is feeling when she caught her boyfriend cheating with her half-sister, Lumiere went to the club to get drunk and find herself. There, she met Rage Forger, a snobbish but handsome man. At first she thought she wouldn't get his attention however when she drunk danced on the dance floor, suddenly someone hugged her back she immediately felt his warm body and fragrant smell. It's their first time meeting however they ended up in a one night stand. She lost her virginity to a stranger who she thought she would never see again but that's where she made a mistake the next day it's her first day working  in her new job, as the secretary to the CEO.  What she didn't know is that the big boss turned out to be the man on whom she had one night stand with!

An Unexpected Marriage with My Boss? Veronica works as a secretary for YJ Corporation's Young CEO, and after a fight with her mother, she decided to go clubbing alone one night, got drunk, and woke up naked in his boss's bed that will lead them to their Sudden Marriage!