Dry Humor

DE GUIA SERIES 2: Love is Dead Cheating is never in Alyson's dictionary. Kilala siya sa angkan ng mga De Guia bilang dakilang Ambassadress ng Pag-ibig. Kaya naman emotera siyang nag-itim at nagpa-reserve ng puntod nang madiskubreng niloloko siya ng nobyong si Ramon - ang lalaking tunog-kanto ang pangalan pero may abs. Ang malaking problema niya: Paano siya magwawala at maghihisterya sa pait ng pag-ibig gayong Triple A lang ang karakas ng baterya niya? Sino ang tutulong sa kanya sa paglilibing ng feelings kung buntis at baliwag ang masasandalan niyang pinsan na si Erin? At paano siyang hindi madi-distract sa aali-aligid na bigote at abs ni Noonie Valderrama? Love is dead. Or does it really die?

Galing ako sa mayamang pamilya. Pero hinde ko ikinasaya ang maging mayaman. Alam nyo kung bakit?. Basahin nyo ang bawat chapters at malalaman nyo ang sagot dyan. Isa lang akong medyo madaldal and medyo tamad mag basa and sweet and mapang asar na girl hihi. Oo medyo lang kaya wag kang umangal baka sampingilin kita tsk!!. Joke lang hehe. Isama na din natin ang pagka pilosopi ko hehe. At medyo lutang din. Medyo malambot din ulo ko!!. Nag sasabi lang ako ng ugali ko. Nag aaral ako sa isang unibersidad na nag ngangalang SCU(south campus university) I'm 19y/o naka tira sa lupa hehe. Char lang. * At merong hinde ko inaasahang mangyari sa buhay ko as in talaga. Kinasal ako nang hinde ko alam. Dahil nga sa tamad akong mag basa kaya pirma na lang ng pirma ng kung ano anong documents. At ito ang napala ko. Aksidenteng naikasal ako sa isang business man or tawagin nadin natin siyang CEO. Na masungit. Medyo lang hah!!. At meron din naman syang ka sweetan minsan mwehehe. Sa totoo lang talaga random yung reaction nya. At ito yun!. Angry. Sad. Happy.(minsan nga lang pag nasa mood sya) Hayst tagalugen nalang natin. Alam kong nahihirapan mag english si author. Right author?. (A/n: Tama ka, kaya wag mokong pahihirapan dito!! ) Oh wag nagagalit author baka high bloodin ka nyan eh haha. (A/n: oks lang yan mahaba haba pa naman pasensya ko sayo!!) Ang OA mo author haha!!. Okay. Balik tayo sa sinasabi ko ayaw kong ma istress si author baka hinde nya matuloy tong kwento ko eh huhu. * So ayun na pala lahat ng reaction nya wala na palang iba hehe. * At alam nyo bang hinde lang sya basta basta isang business man!!. Isa din syang...... Isa..... Syang..... Halaaaaaa...... MAFIA BOSS!!

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT! I never should have applied for a job to the Cromwell's Corporation–because the only available position is to become his fake wife... James Ethan Cromwell a half British-Filipino billionaire. Tall, dark and handsome, not to mention his oozing sex appeal. He had an appearance that was tightly restrained, dominating air, and a smoldering stare that instantly made me shiver. His absence of humor is the only aspect that sucks worse than his attitude. But to be honest. Sadly, he's also the one who could save my mother's failing health. So, when he offered me the chance to work with him; to pretend as his fake wife, I accepted it. Besides, it's only a couple of days during his family's visit. It's not like I'm in danger of falling in love with the most notorious bachelor in town. But at the end, I eat my own words–ended up falling so hard for him.

Aliyah wants a new start in her life kaya nagpasya siyang umalis sa kanilang bahay at manirahan mag-isa. She thought it was easy, but being independent is very difficult, lalo na't ang kaniyang buhay ay umiikot na may katuwang sa buhay. Ngunit hindi niya inaasahan na doon niya rin matatagpuan ang pag-ibig... isang makasalanang pag-ibig na hindi niya matatakasan gaya ng kung paano niya tinakasan ang marangyang buhay na kinagisnan. They both knew it was a mistake to fall in love with each other ngunit pinili parin nila na makasama ang isa't isa. Ngunit hanggang saan nila kayang panindigan ang makasalanang pag-ibig na ito? Maipaglaban kaya ito ng isa sa kanila hanggang dulo o, hahantong sa pagpapalaya at pagsuko?

Muntik ng mamatay ang CEO ng Ziff Corporation na si Seven Ziff dahil sa isang ambush kung hindi lang dahil sa pagkakaligtas sa kaniya ng mag-asawang napadaan sa pinangyarihan ng krimen. Subalit namatay din ang mag-asawa dahil sa pagtulong sa kaniya. Hindi nagtagumpay ang mga taong nais pumatay sa kaniya at nagpasya ang kaniyang lolo na dating chairman ng Ziff Corporation na manatili muna siya sa mansiyon at pansamantalang iwan muna ang pagiging CEO habang inaalam pa kung sino ang nais magpapatay sa kaniya. Habang nasa mansiyon ay nag-utos naman si Seven ng tao upang hanapin ang anak ng mag-asawang tumulong sa kaniya. Nais niya itong bigyan ng gantimpala ngunit nagulat siya nang malamang nalalagay din pala sa panganib ang anak ng mag-asawa sa hindi niya malamang dahilan. Dahil doon, gumawa siya ng paraan upang mapunta sa poder niya ang babae sa pamamagitan ng pagiging isang katulong. Hindi niya maaaring ipaalam sa babae ang tunay na dahilan para na rin sa kaligtasan nito at kailangan niyang alamin nang paunti-unti kung bakit pati ito ay ipinapapatay din ng mga taong gustong pumatay sa kaniya. Si Filippa, may malaking bukol sa mukha na siyang naging hadlang upang kakitaan siya ng ganda ay magsisilbing katulong sa mansiyon ng mga Ziff at walang kaalam-alam kung bakit nasa panganib ang buhay niya at kung ano ang tunay na kailangan ng guwapong bilyonaryong si Seven sa kaniya...

Rion Elixia Auclair, a sassy girl who owns a publishing company in France, she decided to go home in the Philippines to see her twin but instead of meeting her, she meet a guy named Greyson Sauder a well known multi-billionaire and a tyrant who persist that she is his bride.

Nigel Herrera, playboy, playful, but sweet. Matangkad, maputi, may kakapalan ang kilay, light brown eyes, and pink lips, a drop dead gorgeous that will make every woman's undies drop. Sa dami ng mga babaeng dumaan sa buhay niya ay wala siyang matandaan kung ano ang pangalan ng isa sa kanila. Lumaking busog sa pagmamahal ng magulang. Lexie Mae Thompson, frank and straightforward. Katamtaman ang tangkad, may mahabang itim na buhok, mapulang labi, beautiful, simple but elegant. Walang tiwala sa mga lalaki dahil sa pag-iwan ng kanyang ama sa ina noong pinagbubuntis pa lamang siya kaya mas gusto ang non-commitment relationship. Dahil bored si Lexie ay nagsuhestiyon ang kaibigan niyang si Janine na humanap ng lalaking puwedeng pumayag sa gusto niyang no string attached relationship. At ang candidate na nakita nila ay ang mapaglarong si Nigel. He accepted her offer cheerfully, from that day on- they always entangled their naked body under the sheets.

Normal na buhay ang kinagisnan ni Joel o mas kilala bilang si Wella sa Barangay Maligaya—ang baklang harot subalit hindi basta mahahablot. Iisa lang kasi ang ang tininibok ng kaniyang imaginary merlat. Iyon ay walang iba kundi si Hans, ang ultimate hunk basketball player tuwing liga sa kanilang baranggay.Subalit hanggang tingin na lang talaga siya not until makilala niya si Beki-God mother na nagbigay sa kaniya ng kahilingang gawin siyang babae. Natupad naman iyon at nahumaling nga sa kagandahan niya si Hans. Sino ba naman siya para tumanggi? Nagpakilala siya sa binata bilang si Cindy at niligawan siya ng binata. Subalit hanggang kailan niya itatago ang katotohanan sa lalaking nagugustuhan?

Navillera Sera Ibarra grew up in a wealthy family with four brothers who are all strict towards her. She is beautiful but even though she has the beauty, no one dares to court her because she is rich and too intimidating. Wanting to escape from her boring life as an heiress of their company, she runs away to an Island where no one knows her. There she met Tres Eduard Ramirez who also ran away from his life in Manila. They met in a bar that Tres owns and had a small talk. From then on, they started to see each other until Sera asked for a night with him. That night was the start of their comfort and undeniable happiness with each other’s arms. They shared each other’s agony while sharing the same bed. But as soon as they are both willing to tell their real identities, Sera’s brother finds her and asks her to come home. Two years later, they meet again not knowing that they're lives are entangled in a rivalry. The rivalry that will tame by a perfect seduction.

With her heart-shaped face, Argentine eyes, sweltering lips, and gorgeous body, Ryza Reyes was branded as the most Seductress Supermodel of all time. Men fall at her feet, but she never catches any of them. Tired of being in the spotlight, she went to the Philippines to escape and found herself at La Roché - the all-in-one private Hotel where her unexpected "sexcapade" begins. ***** Ruther Ford had only three important things in his life. His friends, his mother, and the wealth that anyone was trying so hard to own. He got everything in life. Money. Wealth. And his private Hotel called La Roché. Women will do everything to get his attention or even just a minute of his precious time. But no woman had ever succeeded in doing so... except for one. Ryza Reyes - the world-renowned seductress who was drunken herself to the fullest as if that was her last shot. He was not supposed to like her. He was not supposed to lust over her. But what Ruther didn't see coming was falling in love with a woman who has a scandalous scandal with his soon-to-be-married half-brother after another scandal with his cousin's husband. He had a lot of things in his mind. A lot of plans, and he had no time for distraction even if that distraction was peacefully sleeping beside him underneath his blanket nothing but her birthday suit. But fate has a very twisted humor and things don't usually go according to his plan. So when things go south with the seductress Ryza Reyes, he knows he's in trouble. And that trouble started with his private room, in his very own private hotel - La Roché. “Welcome to La Roché, where anyone's most depraved desire and ‘sexcapade’ begins."