Dumb Dog Novels & Stories

“We weren’t properly introduced.” Alec chuckled. “I apologize for my manners,” he joked. “Lucky, this is Lana. Drop the leash and shake her hand.” The dog dropped the leash, sat down, and lifted his front leg. Her mouth dropped open as her hand reached out for his paw. “It’s nice to meet such a smart dog.” He snorted. “Don’t let him fool you. He just recognizes small words like ride, walk, sleep, shake, and food.” The dog grumbled as he turned his head to his master.

As Bethany watched him roll over the ground like a small puppy, she crossed her arms. "HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA! You're stupid!" "Hah, excuse me?" "You're stupid, is what I said!" He screams, "What door would ever answer to you? They aren't living things! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bethany bites her lip hard. "I dare you to say that one more time!" "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're really a stupid person!"

the familiar voice of Doctor Baileys boomed round the large sitting room. Mum got up immediately to shake him, she was really smiling wide and giving me looks I did not understand. I got up too, staring at the huge man who was wearing a large glasses. The grey hairs on his head were already receeding. It was like an apartment was on the center of his head, because the place was free of hair. "Good afternoon Sir, I am Dumbi, the last born. Kene is the first son, the married one." I corrected politely.

Never leave your dogs in the car, whether it’s hot or cold. Benny and I walk into the bottle shop, “Holy shit!” cries the clerk. “What the fuck is that?” “It’s a platypus”, I deadpan. This shit about my dog either irritates me or makes me laugh when someone asks this ridiculous question. I sigh. “This, my friend, is a Great Dane; do you have any nice pinot grigio?” I ask politely.

Ramma Aubrey paused to think for a moment, then followed her again "Woof" he suddenly said According to you, if you don't have a dog, you can't follow her, right? So he immediately became a dog, what kind of sage is this anymore, can the sage find a wife for him? Orly Lazy and Ella Lazy, hearing this "woof" sound, also froze at the corners of their lips, feeling that his face was so thick that if it was dragged along with the road surface, the stool might not be high or low.

Fucking Drusdor and his lack of hygiene. Not able to say that Bigfoot had recently resided in the back seat, Stralath forced a smile. "I briefly looked after a neighbors dog." "Oh. What kind?" Stralath touched the invisible disc attached to his skull and searched the database for an appropriate breed. "A big, drooly, smelly Mastiff."

Sage. Mr. Sage looked at the person kneeling on the ground. His words were full of ridicule, and he coldly said, "Don't you think you're a joke?" Especially after seeing Todd's expression, Mr. Sage thought it was ridiculously stupid. It was even a little pathetic. "You're kneeling in front of me now, and you're incomparable to a dog. What makes you think you could bark at me so loudly? You're almost acting like a dog, right now!" Mr. Sage slowly stood up and walked in front of Todd.

He really had no idea that Thomas would be so stupid. “Mr. Mayo, you’re not joking, right?” Thomas scoffed. “No.” Dylan kept shaking his head. “Mr. Mayo, do you know that dog No. 1 is nicknamed ‘Invincible General’? It is currently undefeated. How is it possible for it to lose to a common dog?”

“What happened to baby?” “You hijacked it first.” “What did I do first?” “Called me baby.” “We both can say baby girl.” “No then it's an echo.” “What is an echo?” “What you sounding like now.” “I have not heard of anything dumber.” “You will see how dumb it is when you start doing it.” “Do you know how dumb it is thinking it?” “Did you just call me dumb?” “I might of perhaps.” “You might have perhaps not be getting any sex.” “You can't do that.”

There’s one door that is shut, that door leads up to the bedroom. "This is my home, there's only one bedroom so ma'am you take my bedroom and Suki and I will stay in the living room." He picks up the small dog which is circling around his leg. "It's cute." She says looking at the dog. "Yeah she's Suki, she's a great companion." He says kissing the dog. She smiles and slowly sits on the couch holding her head. There is a hammering pain in her head, maybe it is because of all the stress and crying. "Do you have a headache?" He puts the dog down. "No um.. yeah a little bit." She looks up at him. "Okay you sit here I will be back." He walks away and disappears in the kitchen area.