Dumb Dog Novels & Stories

I can't stop thinking about it- why would two rogues need a stupid cloak from me when they can basically buy or steal it anywhere? After a long pause, I part my lips to reply, but Dumber quickly jumps in and announces, "I'll get it." Oh, so they got it, and Dumb never asked me. Good thing the friend decided to speak up, or I look like a complete idiot. I sure hope stupidity isn't contagious because if it is, I'm catching on to it.

Dumb right? I bumped into someone when I took the next turn sending their drink flying out of their hand, and all over my shirt. I reached for her hand to hold her steady, she almost slipped. “Oh, my God, you have no idea how sorry I-” The woman did not even let me land. “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? CAN’T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING? ARE YOU STUPID, OR DUMB, OR JUST PLAIN BLIND?”

Great. Fact Two: Huskies have a lot of personality and aren’t a good choice for first-time dog owners. I looked at the dog in front of me. She nudged the bowl toward me with her paw. Yep, that sounds right. Fact Three: I’m screwed. “Okay, Sombra. I’ve never owned a dog, but I know one thing. You have to eat.” I shoved the bowl closer to her. She put a paw up to stop it. She let out a little rumble of noises, ending with a few yips.

The flowers and vegetables were blooming with vitality. The door opened, and a dog came running out, circling happily around their feet. "Doodle, stop that." Jocelyn picked up the dog and flashed a kind smile. "Did he scare you? This little guy is too energetic." "Not at all." Rebecca shook her head. "He's so cute. His name is Doodle? Doodle, look here. Give me your paw." It was a small breed, perfect for elderly people. It was easy to pick up and not too strong to walk on a leash.

"I... I have them. If you don't believe her, I can—" "No!" Tracey screamed, lunging to stop him, but it was too late. The sharp click of the car unlocking sealed her fate. I threw open the trunk. The stench hit me first. Then I saw it—a small, lifeless dog, its body limp and decaying. Puffy. Peter stumbled back, his face white as a sheet. "Tracey... Puffy... why is... why is Puffy here?" The live stream exploded. Comments poured in, furious and relentless:

What I see is a clown with the word 'moron' stamped on his stupid monkey face" Halton burst out laughing. "See? Isn't that man quite laughable just like a clown?" "HaHa Oh my god this is too funny" He laughed like an idiot, snorting like a pig. "And you speak too much for a dog! stop barking and drive!". "Yes, mam!"

- Dessa "don't belittle me I know now how to use the enchantment!"- John Carl "Just let him be"- Bobby as the mutated dog is sleeping slowly we surround it and wait for the perfect moment to attack I told my self that today ill make them see that I'm a veteran zombie killer but when we are near to the mutated dog, I was tripped by the rock! "waaa!"- John Carl *kisshhhi!* and because of this, the Mutated Dog has been waking up!

"Is this Yang Xiao an idiot? This dog is trash!" Someone ridiculed. The crowd also nodded their heads frantically. After all, in their view, Yang Xiao had indeed chosen a very rubbish dog. How useless was this dog? The hind legs were broken. After all, this dog's strength should not be outstanding. After all, if it was really outstanding, and it was a Chinese rural dog, everyone would naturally recognize it. But it turned out that people had no impression of this dog at all.

It was an unexpected and endearing sight, a stark contrast to the hostility that had filled the room moments earlier. Harper's shock was palpable. She stood frozen, her earlier arrogance momentarily eclipsed by her surprise. "Eewww! Ugly dogs! Shoo! Go away from me!" she exclaimed, attempting to shoo the dogs away with her dainty gestures. However, the puppies, displaying a surprising degree of intelligence, seemed to have sensed the hostility and disdain emanating from Harper. With a deliberate and almost defiant gesture, they proceeded to leave their mark, defiantly peeing and defecating in the path Harper intended to take. It was a small act of rebellion from the dogs, a response to the n

Such a kid. Either this girl is good at acting or she is really dumb. I sighed when she took out her shoe and threw it on them but they dodged it and her both shoes were on the ground now. This girl is really really dumb. I noticed the dogs really started getting aggressive and can hurt her. Not finding any other options I climbed down my car and made my way towards them. From far it was not looking that scary but the more I got closer it was horrible not for me but for any normal or sane person.