Edna Funny Novels & Stories

The three of us were very blessed women. A man like this deserved everything and that was exactly what I would give him. I held him tightly even as he fell asleep in my arms. Winastra came in from out of the sun. She looked tired, but gazing down at us she smiled. She lay down on the bed awkwardly. Grousing out softly she said, “Do not laugh. This will be you soon enough.” I smiled. She was right. “Thank you Winastra.” “For what?” She asked curiously.

Edna watched old sitcom reruns in the house as they day went on. Linda was agitated and couldn't sit down, she wanted to clean the house, to kick and do everything but Khai told her personally that today was her resting day. Unlike us who were relieved of cleaning duties, Linda was not taking it well. In her frustration she chose to walk it off, pacing in front of us. "She doesn't want to sit down," Edna's voice came from inside the house. She walked out in a sunhat and baggy shorts. She was so adorable, carrying her tea and a book. A towel over her shoulder which she set down to sit before us.

Unlike Tina who had an annoying sharp voice, like a talking mosquito. 'Nice to meet you all…' 'How old are you?' Dennis interjected. 'Twenty-nine,' 'Do you date younger men?' Edna smacked his head. 'Ow! I'm just asking.' I laughed and shook my head. Except for Miss Snooty, we'll do just fine.

Diana stated with a groan. "Me too." Simone chirped in and the others followed. "Me too..." "Me too aunt Sky." Skylar. 'exactly when did my hair turn into an amusement park for kids?' ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ "what went wrong? She did very well yesterday. I really can't understand." George paced back and forth, making it hard for Grayson to focus on his work. "I can't understand.... I can't understand. I just really can't understand."

The affection in his eyes was so clear that, for a moment, I almost believed that I was his entire world. I lowered my head, trying to hide the bitterness rising in my chest. ‘Elijah, this is the last chance I’m giving you. I hope you don’t disappoint me.’ Just as my resolve softened, I received a message from Naomi Cook that very night. Along with it was a photo of her celebrating her birthday with Elijah and Kai. In the picture, Naomi held up two gift boxes with the Cartier logo, smiling brightly. Her message was smug and provocative. [You’re still not leaving? Your husband and son both like me more. How do you still have the nerve to hold on to the donna position?]

one of them sneered. I struggled and screamed, "Let go of me. I'm Liliana Medici. I'm Fabrizio's mother!" Giovanna burst into laughter, as if she had just heard the biggest joke in the world. "Give me a break! Liliana died ten years ago in a fire. With that plastic face of yours, how dare you pretend to be the Donna!" She abruptly released my chin and pulled a dagger from her waist. She crouched down sharply and ripped open the left shoulder of my shirt, exposing the smooth skin after grafting.

She walks like a literal princess and I wonder if she was groomed to be this way since she was born. Venus notices the line of my gaze before bowing to me and walks away. Every ounce of my self control is fighting to just pull her to me again, but I have to stay calm. At least for a while. At least until I come up with a solution. "The Capital Pack surely knows how to party," Edna says in her sweet voice and I just smile at her. Edna is that kind of girl who would be the one that starts war. She is that feminine and I bet a good amount of money that she might have broken hundreds of hearts by now.

Her pitiful facade vanished, replaced by a twisted look of triumph. "Ivy, you really don't know your place." She stroked the gold gun Alexander had just given her. "So what if you're the rightful wife? We all know whose bed the Don sleeps in at night." "How can a washed-up woman like you compete with me?" I looked at her coldly. "You think a secretary who climbed the ladder by taking a bullet can last forever?" Elena’s expression shifted, and then she revealed a bizarre smile. "Forever is all I need."

Her eyes sparkle as she drinks in the scene, her face reflecting a dizzying array of emotions: surprise, bewilderment, and finally, unbridled joy. She gives a little shimmy, her hips swaying to an unheard rhythm. “Well, well, well! Look what the wind blew in! I'm so glad you're safe and sound, Brielle. I was worried I'd have to send out a search party… or worse, skin Andrei alive and use his hide as a throw rug.” Edna's jokes always know how to make me smile, and her hug is the icing on the cake. Being in her arms feels like a big hug from the… universe itself.

“Everything is going well, but some of my friends started asking about our relationship. What do you think I should tell them? "Just say whatever you're thinking right now." I replied casually while kissing the top of her head. Getting one light kiss from me, made Edna stick her body tighter against me. Previously, I never thought that playing with Edna a little bit would have such a fun effect. I thought Edna was the type of boring woman who would be easily abandoned, so my guess was wrong. Edna is actually getting more and more adorable with her innocent behavior which sometimes acts like an adult, but that doesn't disguise her adorable childish side.