Edna Funny Novels & Stories

Edna asked, softly caressing her back. Lillian nodded but before she could finish her action, she started vomiting again. Edna kept rubbing her back and soon, she felt a little hand rubbing her back as well. She smiled faintly and stood up, flushing the toilet, she turned to the two people with her and smiled to them. “I’m fine,” she whispered, walking to the wash-hand-basin and turning on the tap. She rinsed her mouth and sprinkled water on her face, then she looked at the still worried duo, “I just don’t like the smell of that fish.” “Then I will remove the fish,” Shana said and left to carry on with her task.

He replied, his lips curling upwards slightly. “No not everyone. I am still here.” Edna pointed out, her fear subsiding a little bit with his calm behavior and he couldn’t help but chuckle at her sharp remark. “ That’s because you are not everyone. You are my doll.” He pointed out as if that was a fact. Edna took in a sharp breath trying to manage the fury that crept up to her tongue like molten lava. “Okay! Okay!” She repeated to herself making Adriano more amused by the passing second on her antics.

"You need to be more sensible, Elvira." I spent my entire past life being sensible. I was sensible enough to marry the man the family had chosen for me. I was sensible enough to put up with his abuse. I was also sensible enough to play the part of a happy wife. However, I still died despite being sensible in my past life.

Telling herself it wasn't worth her breath, Alma ignored her, walking straight to the mirror. "I didn't expect you to have the nerve to hook a big fish like Aiden Power. Seems I’ll have to look at you in a different light. Alma Jane, you’re quite something, aren't you?" Edna threw out sarcastically, deliberately trying to provoke her, but Alma chose to remain silent. Seeing her target offer no reaction, Edna grew even more furious, spewing bitter words: "Don't act so high and mighty! To pull off such a lucrative gig, you must have practiced a lot, didn't you? Especially your tricks to please a man in bed."

I must have, seeing how proud and happy my husband is. "See, the way you two look at each other is so creepy. I hate romance" She rolled her eyes while I laughed. "I think the only thing you hate is that you are still single" Edna said and came in. "Shut up cow, I'm a supermodel. Everyman dream is me" Edna laughed and Ricardo did the same while Valerie glanced at them like she wanted to eat them raw. "Everyman's dream, my foot. There is no difference between you and cow" Edna teased while Valerie scoffed.

The headline of the news says; that Edna couldn't take the huge blow of the two new couples and not just that memes of her face with that expression was all over social media having millions of likes, views, and repost. "You're so hot on Twitter right now Eddy" Zita added as he fanned himself with his hands. He slowly carried his gaze back to Edna and she was boiling so much, it felt like she would explode any time soon. "I think I've stayed too long, let me see myself out" Zita flashed Edna a smile before rushing out of her office. "REGINA!!!!!!!" Edna yelled so loud that the birds standing on top of pole wires flew off.

Lisa said while winking at Edna. edna can't cry or laugh, do you know how to apply it? Why don't you meet him at home and cook for him yourself? Or go to his house, cook for him for free? She kept joking with her, people are successful business people, a total talent with a huge fortune, why not have a top chef cook for them? She is a fuzzy chicken, how can it be compared? Edna took the file with a sigh and walked out of Lisa's office. Tonight she stayed up all night researching strategies to convince him to take the interview, what a headache.