Eggman Funny Novels & Stories

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

Matt jumped in laughing. "There's no point in laughing, it will only prove how much of a macho man you are. I mean macho macho,macho man you've got to be, a macho man macho, macho man you've got to be." Grey teased, making some funny gestures with his hands. “Did you hear that?” Killian turned to Matt, laughed and shook his head. Matt willed himself not to laugh at his joke but it was already hard as he ended up giving a husky laugh at his words.

I whispered the 'big' and pressed my lips together to stop myself from laughing. "Are you serious, did she seriously ask you that?" he laughed harder slapping his knee, one thing I've learnt about Ezekiel in the few months I've known him is that he's a sucker for laughter, he looks all scary and tough on the outside but this guy is super funny and fun, whenever we go out together, perhaps to the shops for groceries he always has this stoic expression, but once I point out something funny he immediately changes to this fun person.

This is so fucking annoying. *************** NIGHT HOURS..... FUN FAIR CENTER.... "Oh my goodness," Imogen squealed, laughing very hard. I shook my head as I ate my ice-cream. We are both at the almost filled-up fun fair, walking around and telling jokes. Like the joke from this morning at the stupid perfume mall. "That man is a moron." "Indeed," I agreed. "He actually thought you were recording him." "He was so gullible. I had fun playing with him. I doubt if he will do that again to another girl," I said.

Adorable. "Hey, why are you laughing? Hurry up and feed me some food," Greg protested with a sour expression. He sat back down, then looked intently at the woman in front of him. "I'm not asking for anything, Hon. I just want to eat food from your hand. Why are you laughing at me?" "You're very funny, Greg. Do you realize that?" said Elea, smacking her lips. Her man was sulking, how sweet. "I'm not a clown."

Eamon chuckles into my ear, my eyes widen. "You can't be serious and what do you mean for a human? Are you aliens or something? Or do you just have a really fucked up sense of humor, because I don't find this funny." I almost snarl the last bit, getting fed up with the situation and the ridiculousness of everything.

Everyone could plainly see the volcano that was erupting on top of Liam's head as it was happening. As soon as Esme noticed the perplexed expression on Liam's face, she couldn't help but break out into laughter. Because he is so laid-back and easygoing, this guy is just so simple to make fun of. You will tease him to death, Esme; he's just a cheap buy who can't handle a little teasing from his idol. "You will tease him to death." When Emma realized the irony of her own words, she burst out laughing.

he suddenly suggested. "I d-don't think-" "Come on. I would take you for a wild ride, sweetie. You would love it," "Um," I looked over to the door where Dameon disappeared through. When was he coming back? "You don't fancy an old man like me? That it?" he raised a bushy eyebrow. Both his eyebrows look like furry caterpillars and combined with him staring at me expectantly. It gave me the urge to laugh. I couldn't help it, I started giggling, trying to muffle it with a hand over my mouth. I don't know why, but something about the situation

She says while lauding hard on us. I opened my phone's front camera as I saw my face therewith was covered with flour and batters of cookies. Emma snatched the phone from my hand as she takes a look at herself in the camera. "I am looking cuter than usual," She said in her signature baby tone. "No doubt, "Elina replied, giving her a face towel so does me. ~~~ We are still watching Emma's favorite cartoon show 'Tom and Jerry' for about the past four hours but there's no sign of Sam and Hannah.

“No, Eggust. How we got here is you not wanting to leave me, and sticking your penis in me every time you have the opportunity, and me letting you do it every time, like the idiot that I am. Don’t tell me how we got here, cause I know exactly how.” He flashed a smile, which upset me even more. Why was he smiling at me? There was no doubt about Eggust being bipolar. I could see that now. He was angry a while ago, but suddenly felt the need to smile. Turning angrily, I waved my finger in his face. “So you’re just gonna walk away, as usual, huh? Or what are you gonna do, cause there’s no plane or train in sight.” “Haha, very funny Eggust.” “Juss, come on, talk to me, stop being a bloody coward.