Face Fart Novels & Stories

My Stomach made a grumpy ‘I am hungry’ sound Shit! (Subconsciously Face palms Her self) So embarrassing..

My lips trembled so much that my whole face became a grimace. Henry frowned. He frowned. "Face of the one who is about to have diarrhea. From afar, Kendall laughed outrageously. His hair was stuck that night, letting small brown locks slip around his face with the exaggerated access of laughter. "It's the first time I've heard someone resemble passion to a stomach ache. "She commented, finishing washing a cocktail shaker. Emitting a deep sound of disgust, I left my cell phone in the nearest beverage compartment and rehearsed my most genuine disapproving grimace.

He replied. This time, I ensured that he didn’t remember me. So I baldly sent a picture of mine and waited anxiously. 「Wanna F?」I added. We were accustomed to use F to stand for Fuck. That was the popular style I learned from my cousin Karen, who was one of my Ex-boyfriend Fletcher’s friends of benefits. 「Hmm.」He only replied such a confusing message first, but then another message followed, 「Pretty hot, but sorry I don’t fuck my nephew’s girl.:)」He even sent me an emoji of a smiling face.

My brother is lucky to have her. Against my wishes, Drake has organized for an holiday away from the pack. He has managed to convince me to get some reconstructive surgery once we get to our destination so as to mend the scar on my face, the scar I have always admired as a badge of honor. I will now get it removed and no one will ever call me Scarface again. It's a name I was willing to accept but now it goes.

A woman like you can't claim you're the CEO of Harlan Group! Scanning me from head to toe with disdain, she snapped, "Yeah, I know the CEO of Harlan Group is a woman, but… you? Hahaha!" That day, I was dressed in a quiet luxury tailored outfit with no obvious logos. I wasn't wearing any jewelry or clutching a luxury bag. Tara snorted. "Lie to yourself if you like, but don't do that to others." Carrying a look of contempt, Tara made her way to Emma.

When he got close, he suddenly leaned his face toward mine, which startled me. “So? Am I still ugly?” he asked with a grin. Even though I wanted to scream for help, I held it back because I didn’t want him to think I was desperate for someone with such a bad attitude. I shoved him hard and smirked. “You look like Damulag from Doraemon—that’s your face,” I said. “F*ck!” he cursed angrily and went back to his seat. His companions laughed, while he sat down annoyed next to another guy I didn’t know.

They were either clutching onto their chests or stomachs, each with twisted expressions of pain on their faces. “So what now? Since you all have lost, time to pay up!” Fane laughed cooly and said, “Don’t tell me you can’t even afford a million!”

A ѕеxу grin ѕрrеаd асrоѕѕ hіѕ fасе, and my сhееkѕ flushed wіth еmbаrrаѕѕmеnt. I ѕlіd dоwn the ѕоfа, burуіng my face dеер іn the сuѕhіоn. In a dеѕреrаtе аttеmрt to аvоіd thоѕе сhееkу amused fіllеd еуеѕ. It wаѕ роіntlеѕѕ though, hіѕ strong, firm hаndѕ soon рull mе аrоund to fасе hіm.

He was just standing in front of me, the sincerity was in his eyes. Minutes have passed and we were still staring at each other. He was surprised when I suddenly burst into laughter. “W-Why are you laughing? W-What’s funny?” he asked innocently. “Your face! Hahaha! Your face is hilarious! Hahaha!” “M-My face?” he touched his face as if trying to find something. “W-What’s wrong with it?” I continue laughing. “Being so serious doesn’t suit you! Hahaha!” His brows furrowed. “What? What do you—Are you saying that I look like a fool?!”

He rubbed my stomach while saying those words. "Don't teach fake news to my babies, Ace. You know how much kids are influenced by us, adults." I advices hitting his hands in my stomach. He looked at me pouting his face. Argh, he looks like an ugly duckling. "Stop that making face, Ace. Hahahaha you look like an ugly duckling." I chuckled trying to cover his face by my hand but he dodges my arms pouting more. He looks like a trying hard doing that.