Face Fart Novels & Stories

Marlon’s eyes are wide and he makes some sort of happy baby noise and farts. “Hey! None of that. Farting is what you do just before you shit and you have done more than your fair share, little dude,” I scolded. I think I managed to get him clean and got the nappy in place except I don’t think the stickers are supposed to be behind him. You know what? It’s on and it isn’t coming off until someone else changes him, I didn’t leave him dirty and everyone will just have to be happy with that.

Dumb face: but you're really not behind me, people only say that when they are behind you. I chuckle, he's kinda right. Me: go away Aaron. Dumb face: ok seriously where are you? I've been looking for you everywhere. I smile, he's sweet. Really sweet. Impossibly sweet. Literally sweet. Me: I won't tell. Dumb face: I'm groaning. I'm groaning so loud people think I'm ejaculating. Oh my gosh...gross. Dumb face: did that gross you out enough to fess up your location?

* inserts teary eyed face emoji * Sam: Not if you wanna join me on an assassination mission Me: Hard pass. Don't want to be gassed by you Sam: I am so close to blocking you, nerd * sends huff angry emoji a dozen times * Me: Try blocking the gas tubes instead XD Sam: * inserts middle finger *

I was seated next to Sire now. I know I could have simply just slide over to the front seat without having to do all of that but it was awkward having my butt in someone's face. Besides, I had tried it once when I was sixteen and I farted in the process. Worse off, I farted on my dad's face and it stunk badly. It was embarrassing.

a sudden sound was heard and everywhere went quiet…. Mia had let out a little gas due to the intense feeling from the tickles….her face flushed red “What the f*ck mia, did you just let out a fart” Carls asks and let’s out a little chuckle before it turned into a full blow laughter “this is so embarrassing” Mia says as she blushed a little bit, her hands went over her face “Ohh baby don’t be okay….I was just playing with you” he says and leans in to nuzzle his nose with hers softly

Then simultaneously, we looked at each other and burst into laughter. "You should have seen your face, so scrunched up and weird looking" Tyler mimicked me in between gasps for air. "You should have seen yours too, I almost choked on my laughter," I said while mimicking an overly concentrated expression on my face. It was too much for both of us. We both fell clutching our bellies, choking and gasping for air. "I think I just shit on myself," Tyler said with the best poker face I've seen. All trace of laughter gone from his face. I burst into another fit of laughter, uncontrollable, tears rolling down kind of laughter.

I blurted out. Turning around, I wanted to explain myself, but I ended up in Michael's arms. When I saw the smile on his face, it hit me that I'd taken his bait. Immediately, I was embarrassed by what I said. Chuckling, Michael grabbed my hands and raised them over my head, pinning them against the wall. "You said it yourself. I didn't force you."

Two different person, but with the same face. @cycy

“Did you just fart?” I burned up fast, caught between a shriek and a laugh. My lips were pulled in tight, tears streaming down my cheeks while my chest pushed up and down with trapped laughter. “Did you just fart?” Ryan asked again in disbelief. “I did,” I said in a cry. I was just as shocked as he was, staring into his eyes with my large ones.