Facepalm Funny Novels & Stories

he places his face in his palms, he seems distraught by this revelation. If he himself can’t handle it, how am I supposed to handle this sudden revelation. “Wow” I say, that’s the only word that can explain this situation. “Friends huh” I say, I can’t help but smile at the absurdity of it all. “This is hilarious” I say laughing, he raises his eyebrows at me, obviously not finding the situation funny. “Sorry” I say, I compose myself and try wearing the most serious look I know, “so what’s the next point of action?”

Based on the funny expressions on their faces, the three think I'm an escapee from a mental institution. "Oh! Pardon," I said while tasting the facemask on the floor. I put it on my face again before facing the girls. "Sorry, a funny thought passed by my head. And I can't help but laugh." The girls just came back at the same time and tortured me before talking again. Pfft. It's really funny.

“Ugh…don’t ever make that face again”. Miyamura takes his hands off my face, staring at me in irritation. Heh. Serves him right. My smile is not some party trick— I can’t do it on command. And even if I could, I would not smile at him. This was just a mistake. I just made a face to go along with his demand, and he apparently hated it. “You’re finding this hilarious, aren’t you?”. Miyamura asks, glaring at me.

“You’re kidding.” I blinked, letting a fake tear slide down my cheek, or maybe it was from laughing internally. “No, I’m being serious!” He stared for three seconds. Then I cracked. The laugh burst out before I could stop it. “Okay, fine, I’m not serious.” The corners of his mouth twitched, like he was fighting it. “You’re unbelievable.” “Come on, that was funny,” I said, grinning, trying to catch his eye. “You should see your face right now. You look like you’re trying to solve a math problem about emotions.”

She didn't know that he had a deep dimple on the left side of his cheek! "I didn't know that you knew how to laugh!" Jasmine commented. "Hahaha!" Colton's laugh went slow, " Thanks to you, you made me laugh effortlessly," he replied. He laughed when he saw how her expression had changed earlier! Her face was as red as a tomato when she was suppressing her anger! Jasmine raised her brows, "Why?" "Does my face look funny?" she asked as she put her hand on her waist. Colton curled up his lips, lowered his body to level with Jasmine, and pinched her cheek, "I find you funny when you're trying to be cool when you're angry," he said, still, a smile plastered on his face.

I snickered – which made him groan out loud and facepalm himself. “I give up!”

Really annoying, right? "Not your problem!" I replied with a bent face. I'm in a bad mood! But Kevin chuckled softly. Is there anything funny? "Why are you laughing?" "Because, your face looks like someone who is holding diarrhea!" "Damn it! Just laugh to your heart's content!" Kevin laughed out loud, which surprised me. For the first time ever, a flat-faced Kevin laughed like that. Really Kevin looks so cute! I sighed softly, no more comments from Kevin. Finally I decided to return to continue my steps to the library, which had been delayed.

, Jeremy asked with a pathetic smirk playing on his stupid face. Jeremy: You have a stupid face and pathetic smirk. You should try looking in the mirror sometimes, you ugly ass clown-looking– Cam: Hey!! Calm down Jeremy. Jade: Jeremy what the hell!?! Everybody else in the reading: Hey, why so angry, bro? Are you hungry? Is there something bothering you? Do you have a problem you're not sharing with us? Get yourself together, man. It was just a joke, do you not know how to read jokes?

"You're making fun of my cum face, aren't you?" "What?" I feigned ignorance. "How would I? Why should I? It's not like you have the most hilarious cum face I've ever seen." His fake frown disappeared and made way for a cheeky grin. "Mine is the only cum face you've ever seen. You know that." I rolled my eyes. Corky bastard. "I wouldn’t be so sure if I were you." I replied. He was right, absolutely right. However, it always gave me great pleasure to deflate and bruise his oversized ego.

"I might not have an answer, but I don't like to see you cry." "I can't stop the tears from coming!" It feels like there is an open hole in the middle of my chest. "Can I cheer you up somehow?" "I don't think so." Thail gives me a little smile. "Not even if I make funny faces?" "Um, no?" Is he stupid? Why would funny faces help? Oh fuck, now I'm laughing because Thail is an idiot. I look up at him. "Funny faces aren't going to make me smile."