Facepalm Funny Novels & Stories

I laughed pointing at his face. I was surprised to see someone laugh at me. I turned around and was immediately amazed at the faces of the two of them. "What is your skin care?" I instantly asked. I was surprised when the beautiful woman laughed out loud before approaching me and squeezing my cheek. "You're so cute, Felix hey! He looks like Jennie Kim of black pink!" she exclaimed in full energy as she squeezed my cheek. My eyes quickly watered and asked for help. Felix grabbed me and hid me behind him.

I offer the cat noise awkwardly, wondering if it would work. He turned away from me, his hand covering his face so I couldn’t see his expression even if I tried. Seemed like he was face palming himself with disappointment. I must have gotten to him with cringe! Hah, that is my specialty. “Just one.” \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

“Big brother, I missed you. You don't miss me.” “Ugh.” Philip immediately facepalmed himself and feigned barfing. He looked up to the sky with a feignedly drained and exhausted expression before sighing dramatically. He shook his head before eyeing certain people. “Not again. Cringy as f**k. Just don't ruin this young master's mood.”

I glared at them and grinned mischievously. "Uh-oh..." They were about to run, but I was faster than they were. In the blink of an eye, they were all holding their swollen cheeks. When I saw their red cheeks, I felt satisfied. I burst into laughter when I saw their expression. Pft. They look funny. "Pft." We looked at each other and laughed out loud. "Ah, my face hurts when I laugh!" they grumbled, but couldn't stop laughing. "Okay, it's enough. Let's just continue our journey, since we are far away from where we were earlier." Isabella uttered while clearing her throat.

There was Milli, my friend standing beside me and noticing my drooped down face. "Yeah! I am fine." Adjusting my viel, lifting up my face I answered correcting the withered face and trying to structure my lips in form of a smile. Smile is an action which has become foreign to my face, my lips seem to forget its natural laughter and now they struggle to even remember and fake it.

He's just kidding? Is he fooling me!? That's funny right?! That's a badass gay! I stood up and slapped him on the cheek. "What? What was that for??" He asked in shock while holding my slapped cheek. "If you make a j-joke, make sure it's funny okay." I smiled at him.

Unbelievable. Is that even a question to ask? "I sound like I'm mad at you really? Is that even a question? Are you dumb or trying to get on my nerves?" He bit his bottom lips. Great. The latter. "I'm sorry, I'm not trying to laugh because of what you're saying, it's just the face you make whenever you're mad. It's priceless." He chuckled lightly, motioning over my face which only expanded my frown. I'm not finding this funny.

He snorts and almost chokes on the cereal milk. I laugh out loud and he smiles dumbly. “Don’t ever make that face, please.” He says and then laughs lowly. “What? I thought that facial expression was a really good one.” I say. “No. It’s not. It’s...it’s disturbing.” Wesley says and I snort. I punch his shoulder hard and he winces playfully. And my hand kind of hurts. “I see someone’s been working out.” I say as I touch his shoulder once more.

Insert sarcasm. I looked at Eula and plastered an evil grin on my face. She widened her eyes at me, looking stressed as ever. "I said, my name is Florence Mil," I said and flashed an innocent smile. "Oh, your office looks dull, by the way. It's plain and boring, the cabinets are not even well organized, and the colors... tsk, tsk, tsk... whoever designed this office has a bad taste." I shook my head and pretend to be disgusted.

Love's a strange magic and I love what it's doing to me. Knowing that she has feelings for me makes my whole being joyful. "What's funny, momma?" I asked, making faces at her. "You... You... You're so funny." She said in a fit of laughter and a smile appeared on my face. "I'm glad you find me funny, most people don't." "If I made a video of you showing your innocent child face act to Dean and Karl, they'll laugh forever." She said, her laughter reducing to low chuckles. "You wouldn't dare! They'll never give me peace if they see that, my reputation would be ruined!" I shouted with a feigned sad face and it only renewed her laughter.