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The gentle and weak version of him had disappeared altogether. Suddenly, a pillow flew in his direction and smacked him in the face. His laughter died instantly. As he took it off his face, he grinned. “Honey, I understand you are not happy with my laughter but let me laugh like this for a while. Mua ha! Ha! Ha!” He continued with his evil laugh.

"I mean with the red cheek stuff" "Of course I know that's what you're referring to but why shouldn't I tease you with it?. I..." "Please. You can't tell the rest either. I can't let them tease me. It's so annoying" He busted into waves of laughter and I frowned. "It's not funny" "Of course it is. The look on your face is hilarious. You were like...". He tried making the face I made and I busted into laughter too. If I had made that face as he claimed, it's indeed a hilarious face.

She says pouting as she smiles, her brown eyes crinkling at me. “I do.”I say laughing as we move towards our room. “No you don’t.”She says huffing. “Yes I do, You’ve got that face.”I say grimacing. “What face?”She gasps looking appalled. “The gossip face.”I say and She looked offended. “I don’t have a gossip face.”She squeaks as I nod my head at her saying.”You absolutely have a gossip face.”Jasmine gasped as I pointed. “There. You just made it.”I say chuckling as she pouts ignoring me.

He in turn groaned in reluctance, and a moment's stillness later, he spoke like he was spilling gold out of his pie-hole, "I am the one who you like to call the Jerk Mummy King." Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like 'I did not mean to make that face out loud'? Yes. That face. I was making exactly that face right about now. The Oh-sh*t-I'm-screwed face. Think! Think Lithe think! You are the sassy, smartassy most awesome little lollipop triple dipped in brilliance. Making an excuse is a piece of cake. Anything will do. Just speak up. You know you have got this. You can do this!

I stomped up after him and got to my seat. “What is so funny?” Ronnie laughed harder. “You learned so much this summer pup, but there is one thing you still need to work on.” I tilted my head and he leaned over the aisle and flicked my nose. “Work on your poker face.” His chuckle broke up at his words. “Your face was priceless. Pure disgust as you texted him.” “Well…come on.” I shot him a side look, and he bent over his knees, laughing harder.

“Now, who among us feels flustered?” He wiggled his brows in the same way I did earlier when I teased him. Because of an unfathomable feeling, I felt my lips move forward and swell into a pout. Jaxson is such a quirky person, and his grins are really out of this world. Because, even if he annoys you, you can't really get upset at this person, and it's strange that his smiles are even more contagious while you're trying to hold back your laugh to show him how annoyed you are.

“What?” He covered his mouth for a second, shaking his head as if he couldn’t quite believe his own reaction. “I’m sorry.” he blurted out. “What?” “I couldn’t help it.” I folded my arms tighter, narrowing my eyes at him. “What is so funny?” He leaned back against the couch, that familiar mischievous smile spreading across his face, lighting up his features in a way that always disarmed me. “You should’ve seen your face.” “My face?”

I explained “It was just fun to you?” His face fell and my heart jumped into my mouth “I-it-what-” I struggled to speak “I was joking, I know what it was” he laughed “Don’t scare me like that” I slapped him across the chest and he just kept on laughing “Does May go here to?” He asked “Yes, she would be so happy to see you” I told him “As happy as you are?” He asked “Does this face look happy to you?” I asked with a fake frown

Jake asked, slightly disappointed. “That was a joke?” I asked with an incredulous expression on my face. “Okay, bad timing by me, I’ll admit.” Jake raised his hands in apology. “In my defense, I was trying to make you laugh.” “Is there anything remotely funny to you right now?” I glared at him. “How about your facial expression?” Jake replied. “There’s nothing funnier than that right now, I’ll be honest with you.”

When he got close, he suddenly leaned his face toward mine, which startled me. “So? Am I still ugly?” he asked with a grin. Even though I wanted to scream for help, I held it back because I didn’t want him to think I was desperate for someone with such a bad attitude. I shoved him hard and smirked. “You look like Damulag from Doraemon—that’s your face,” I said. “F*ck!” he cursed angrily and went back to his seat. His companions laughed, while he sat down annoyed next to another guy I didn’t know.