Facepalm Funny Novels & Stories

Just how fast can reaction change? With my hand slightly hiding my lip, I hear him speak again. “That’s it. Smiling suits you better. How bright can someone’s face be when they have a smile on their lips…” Now… I can genuinely say that I am smiling. How nice the driver was… I hope all people are like him. “Then… what happened to the bastard that hurt your son?” “What else? I smack him in the face full force! If only you Ms can see how funny that bastard’s face looks like! He looks like a freaking worm! Ha ha ha”

I shouted firmly. I'm sure my facial expression is already tense and turning red. Lesley laughed, seeing me panic like this "hahahahah, look at your face," Lesley sneered at me. She even laughed repeatedly, seeing my face. I turned my eyes lazily, "oh Lesley, you really helped me," I grumbled. Lesley keeps on laughing, making me even more annoyed "What's wrong with my face?" I protested again. Lesley held her stomach because she laughed "oh my God, that's the funniest face I've ever seen from you" Lesley laughed increasingly, mocking me.

'But life isn't fair,' a voice in my head reminds me. I pout, and looking up, all eyes are on me, smiling. This one guy chuckles and my eyes settle on him. "What's so funny?" I ask sweetly. He looks like a deer caught in headlight, and he's probably going to pee his pants. Liam looks at him, and chuckling, he says, "She's only kidding."

I laughed silently. He messed up my hair. "I'm just playing with you," he laughed a bit. "It's a good thing you laughed in my face and not in the movie. Ugh! Do you know I make this face on purpose for you to laugh? How many times have I seen that film? Hmm... I think ten times. I don't know; it's one of the corniest things I've ever seen. I act amused to make you happy." He explained, trying to convince me he didn't laugh in the whole movie. "Ah..." I nodded.

"Why not?" "I'm camera shy." The grin on his face widened into something almost wicked. Then, without warning, he crossed his eyes, puffed out his cheeks like a blowfish, and made the most ridiculous expression imaginable—something between a gargoyle and a toddler throwing a tantrum. I blinked. "What… are you doing?" "Trying to make you laugh. Is it not working?" I stared at him blankly for a few seconds—long enough for him to falter, just a little.

At one point I was convinced she was collecting them like Pokémon cards. But never once had she mentioned liking a woman. Ever. To my surprise, Felicia actually blushed. And not just a little. Her entire face turned pink. I stared at her. "Wait." I pointed at her face. "You are blushing." "Shut up." "You are actually blushing!" "Anika I will actually punch you." "Oh my God." She groaned and covered her face with both hands. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. This was unbelievable.

" It's Rosaleen for you and everyone else who calls you Rosaleen. It's Rosa for short. I love to call you Rosa, and it suits you better." Those bubbles in her throat returned and the knots in her stomach churned. She utterly went speechless. Ronnie grinned and his lips curled up in amusement. He fought with every fibre in his body to not let that embarrassing laughter escape from his lips. Rosaleen glared at him. Her lips pursed in repulsion. " Why don't you ever speak, Rosa? You're just like a quiet wallflower observing everyone else, even though plenty thoughts are bouncing around in your head."

“If I wanted a personal assistant, I’d hire one who didn’t take secret pictures of me sleeping.” Maya choked on her pancake laughing. “stop, I still can’t get over that picture of you at prom. She really zoomed in like ‘this is for evidence.’” I slapped her arm. “It wasn’t funny!” “It was absolutely funny,” Maya insisted. “Your face looked like you wanted to burn the school down.” “That’s because I did.” We burst out laughing again. The kind of stupid laughter that made my stomach hurt more than the pancakes. As we ate, the phone sat silently on the couch, facedown, like a sleeping monster.

He flicks my bunny ears away from my face , exposing my redden cheeks. "Much better…" he says , a gentle smile appears upon his face - I feel a familiar sensation when looking into his eyes that glow with absolute awe. He opens his mouth to speak until…. "JAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!" someone yells at the top of their lungs. Jason's face cringes at this rude interruption , his faces fills with annoyance. "JAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!WHERE ARE YOU!…" the person sings out - I can not help but giggle at this. Jason's facial reaction changes as soon as he lays eyes on my giggling appearance.

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