Novel & Cerita Fairy Tale Fail

"I told you all long ago. Smart people stay out of love, while fools repeat the same mistakes. In this lifetime, we don't cater to anyone except money." I looked down at the glass slipper in my hand, now just a decorative piece, and smiled. Who ever said a fairy tale had to end with a prince and princess living happily ever after? Rich women living happily together was clearly the better deal.

She was stronger than most people our age. “This isn’t a fairy tale…not after what happened.” Aurora answered, the smile falling from her face to reveal a hint of disappointment. “It doesn’t matter if some all-mighty Goddess bound us together or not…I don’t believe in fairy tales anymore. How can I like someone who let me get humiliated like this? Yes, he didn’t do it himself, but he didn’t protest either.”

Pretending to be more of a princess than she is so that the council won't become suspicious. Luckily, Salila didn't go back home after my own council meeting. Roxanne may be getting a crash course on the fairy way from mom and dad, but she's learning how to pretend to be prim and proper remotely from Salila. There's so much that I want to tell Roxanne. About Brigid and the lies the princesses are taught to believe when growing up. How the female fairies used to be fighters, but the council used an unfortunate event to gain control. How she thinks she's only pregnant with one baby, but is going to give birth to four. The last one is Cerulean's responsibility to tell her, not mine!

???'s POV Hazel grew up watching fairytales on Disney. She puckered her lips and kissed the Frog Prince with Tiana, just like Belle, she fell in love with the Beast. She and Gabrielle danced with Pocahontas in the wind, and she can't forget when she fought a war with Mulan. Fairytales had always been her thing. So her imagination conjured up what she thought the Fae World would look like; gold, silver, and shimmer everywhere. She even pictured pink talking clouds that tasted like cotton candy. But to her dismay, she wasn't prepared for the truth.

They had hoped that Hildegarde would do a good job, but she had failed. The eyes of the Fairy King were filled with disappointment. Hildegarde was a low-ranking fairy, but this was her opportunity to climb up the ranks. This was her chance to grow. She was one of those he had marked out as having the potential to climb to the rank of elder in time, yet she had done nothing but disappoint him.

With his body trembling from the cold, the slight form of Nyree slipped among the brush and tree toward the old mines. His quest to find the creature who’d done this to his humans neared its apex. One of them would return to their home realm in disgrace. They’d effectively died within this realm, but their essence would go back to what some humans called the fairy realm. Those words make it sound like sugar plums and sparkles. But it wasn’t. It’s full of darkness, pain, and bloodshed, with a thin veneer of culture and purity. It’s considered a punishment or failure to return there.

“You are such an unbeliever and you will regret it when the creatures decide to start showing up.” “I think you’ve read one too many fantasy books,” I patted her head in a comforting manner, “You should try nonfantasy.” “You should try believing more.” “I do believe,” I smiled, “In things that make sense like science and not children's stories like the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny.” “The tooth fairy isn’t actually as nice as people think,” she said suddenly, “They’re actually mean fairies who steal your teeth and use them to lay a curse on you.”

(ongoing) c. Watt pad: The Misfit Trials: A twisted fairytle retelling where four petitioners are brought in front of a court of fairytale “villains” to get their revenge on the “heros” of their stories. The petitioners include: 1) Aegae, the product of Eric’s rape of Ariel, 2) Rumpelstilzchen, who is trying to find his son after a wizard made his son’s soul be transferred to different children if Rumpelstilzchen doesn’t find the child within it’s first year of life, 3) Grumpy Dwarf, seeking the court to save his remaining three brothers who have been enslaved by the sisters Snow White and Rose Red, and 4) Mother Gothel, who is trying to save the world from the sorceress, Rapunzel. The court

No matter what she said, that’s how they would view it. Being name bound was marriage in Faerie. Of course, Bailey was not aware of that fact, and none of princes seemed inclined to inform her. The quicker this was over, the quicker he could return to his Court and forget the little Halfling and the half hold she had on his heart already.

But my mind couldn’t think of another explanation. I was starting to get the idea that the woman at the bar may have been for real. But what was she? Some sort of witch or deamon? She definitely was not the Fairy God Mother from my childhood movies. But it seemed to fit. Ariel lost her voice when she made a deal with the sea witch, and Cinderella did have a Fairy God Mother. All I needed now was a poisonous apple and a beast.