Fairy Tale Fail Novels & Stories

In a spin of seconds, the fate sisters vanished from the living room. “I still cannot believe they went into the past?’ Alice said ‘I know. It’s crazy.. whoever would have thought that we are magical and we might come across other magical creatures around us in this human world.” Ethan said “I know... It seems like we are in some fairy tale” Alice said Ethan looked at Alice and thought for a while. “what are you thinking Ethan?” “I got the answer, Alice. You might be a FAIRY”

Richard had already made an attempt to stop him but the others kept sending signals for him not to disturb for Mira was slowly falling asleep. "Then did he succeed?" "No he didn't. The prince and the fairy were able to find each other once again, and they even had a little girl. The bad prince fled and there was peace in the kingdom." Of course we had expected the story to have such a twist to it's tale. The tale of the murderous Lord Ego, who had slain many, it would have been nice if the story did end up like this, maybe one day, when her child grows then he might learn the truth, but by then everything must have already cooled off.

It’s really uncomfortable to try to sleep when someone is doing a samba in your uterus. Rose shrugged. “There’s a lot like that because then you get the Cinderella stories, the knights in shining armor stories, and the healing stories.” “What’s wrong with a good Cinderella story?” Heather asked. “I adore them, and almost every culture has one or two that have been printed as beautiful children’s books.” “Nothing is wrong with a good Cinderella story,” Rose started. I interrupted her. “Except when the prince turns out to be a giant dick, but she can’t escape him because he’s the most powerful alpha and they’re fated mates.”

It wasn’t that I cared all about the sex, you know what, scratch that, I cared all about the good sex I wasn't having. “Are you serious?” Helen asked in disbelief. "But you said he always ate you out.” “He does, but that doesn’t mean he’s good at it.” I rubbed a hand over my face. “I have to fake an orgasm just to get him to stop because it’s so bad.” Lauren and Helen looked at me with pity. This is why I hated over sharing, I prayed the ground to open up and swallow me. “Have you told him about it? Have you guys had a talk about his deficiency?" Helen asked. I couldn't tell if she was mocking or pitying me at this point.

"Mommy, Daddy! I want to marry Caly! Can we!?" "O-Oh my! Princess, what are you saying!?" "I love Caly!" She squealed and hugged the blushing son of a great knight. "I-I would love to marry her too!" Prince Kirk broke ruined their happened with his evil laugh. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That will never happen because both of you are ugly! And there's a rule that a Princess can't marry a non-royalty man! Bleeeh! Fairy-tale fail! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Or both. She hadn’t been seduced. She had been compelled. Pearl shuddered. "That’s not really the way I remembered this part." But then again, most fairy tales started out dark and bloody, rarely reaching mainstream puppies-and-kittens territory until Disney got hold of them. Something buzzed in the back of her brain, like a trapped bumblebee of a thought that wouldn’t land long enough for her to catch its meaning.

She was standing tall despite everything going on in her life. "This isn't a fairy tale…not after what happened." Freya answered, the smirk falling from her face to reveal disappointment. "It doesn't matter if some all-mighty Goddess bound us together or not…I don't believe in fairy tales anymore. How can I like someone who let me get humiliated like this? Yes, he didn't do it himself, but he didn't protest either."

"Fairy tales are fictional stories to entertain people, mostly kids. A fairytale contains magical and various other nonsensical things. There are also stories about the lives of animals that can talk." "So, you're saying that I'm from a fairy tale?" Adro asked with his head tilted slightly. Grace chuckled as she shook her head. "I didn't mean to say that; I was just guessing. Many things are still mysteries in this world. But if I have to be honest, wizards, ogres, and dragons do sound impossible to exist in this world ... I mean, in my world." Grace suddenly remembered something. "Speaking of which, can you hide where you come from from my friends, please? Um... actually, it's better to hid

It's all a fantasy. Fable has been my escape. An unhealthy one. A safe pretend world where I could bury myself. Just like how Zee cried after she finished the final Harry Potter book, or how Jamie bases so much of her worth on the fictional version of herself that lives across a thousand Instagram pics, in the comments and likes of a thousand strangers. Just carefully constructed lies to comfort and lull. Dreams.

“I never liked him. You were too pretty for him, Elena. At least your husband now is younger and looks better.” If only her brother knew… “Did the fairies really look like this?” He asked, pointing at a picture that appeared in one of the books. “Yes, they are incredibly accurate, really. It’s only missing the colors.” “What are you going to do when the baby-fairy grows up? Father won’t like it. Don’t you want to have your own babies?” “Father dislikes a lot of things about me, one more won’t make a difference.”