Novel & Cerita Fart Bomb

Chapter 28 Caleb’s POV In my previous life, the one where I didn't smell like yeast and desperation, I was a connoisseur of fine biological warfare. Not the kind involving anthrax, but the kind involving corporate boardrooms, high-fiber muffins, and strategic timing. But today, I had outdone myself. I had combined a triple-strength dose of industrial-grade laxatives with a proprietary blend of "Fart-Inducing Legume Extract" I’d sourced from a sketchy bodybuilder forum. I called it The Knight’s Gambit. Alaric called it delicious soup.

Causing us both yo giggle again. Soon, the Fartellos arrive and begin to drop stone bowls before each person. In the bowl is an Ill smelling green and slimy substance. As soon as the Fartellos bring water and wooden spoons, everyone around me begins to eat or slurp down the iky substance. I look down at Gabby only to find her feasting on the disgusting thing like her life depends on it. " Aww, she's still in the 'I can't eat that' phase. I give you just four days before you completely break down". Tori comments and she and everyone at the table except Gabby begins to chuckle.

The whole building reminded her of a giant rubix cube that was mid turn to having the colors shifted. The inside however was very clinical, and clean not much color lots of dark tones and subdued greys. Large black vases with fake plants that must have costed a pretty penny as she barely was able to notice it was indeed fake. Embarrassingly enough she could only tell when she poked the soil and felt the foam give a little. Some foam came off in her hand she discreetly covered the small foamless spot with some of the fake roots. That was when her name had been called so she quickly brushed off her hands and headed into the interview.

" I said to myself. I was about to close the elevator door when I noticed a bunch of men attempting to catch up to me and urging me to hold the door open for them. I couldn't let them in because I could feel my ass was about to release a tremendous amount of gas. While they were running towards the elevator, I hurriedly pressed the close button. Fortunately, the door shut just in time for me to release my silent but deadly fart. It almost suffocated me inside. It nearly knocks the life out of me. I can feel my soul about to escape from my body from the massive explosion of tear gas in my ass.

"Get out of the way! You think that an old man like me can't do this?" Gentle, still annoyed from his bad day, shakes Jae off his menu stand and opens the front glass door of his sandwich shop. Jae thought of doing some testing on this sandwich shop owner by pretending that an explosive balloon was accidentally falling from his pocket. The gray balloon gradually grew to the size of a soccer ball as it fell slowly to the ground. It looks like a normal balloon that can be inflated by itself. Except, it's actually a compressed air bomb that can blow 3 blocks away in the blink of an eye. After a second, the balloon is ready to explode and will be active in a split second from now on. When Jae sa

A loud growling sound crumbles in her stomach and after a few minutes, she releases a silent but deadly bomb. "What the fuck! Did you just fart?" he furiously said, but couldn't cover his nose for his hand was stuck due to the confined space. "I'm sorry. It happens when I'm tense," she sheepishly said to him. Her face blushed and turns into red. Meanwhile, the security guard passed by the car where they were hiding and smell the fumes of the fart. "Did something die in here?" He almost pukes as he sniffs the rotten smell of Ella's fart. "I better call the pest control before it gets worst." He rushes out of the garage and back to his station to call out for help.

He was very careful on all the details of the grenade he was trying to finish. And Jack completed the two designs of grenade. It was a cylindrical in shape and it is two inches in height and it's like the satellite he did last time. There is a button on top of it that you need to press and then throw it and will make a very strong explosions even in his tiny shape. It's called the PBOMB. It can hit an area of six by six and it would be the strongest explosion it will ever made and the wide maximum explosions of an area would be nine by nine and it was his first choice of design.

But the malevolent aura in the air only grew stronger! There was even a hint of... The smell of gunpowder! "It's a nuclear bomb!" Frederick exclaimed in shock. "Haha! I knew you'd guess it quickly, Hades! I've actually implanted a micro hydrogen bomb inside myself. Once I die, the bomb will trigger its self-destruct mechanism! At least half of Aston will become a living hell!" Six's eerie laughter filled the air, resonating throughout the room. The crowd's faces turned ashen. "A nuclear bomb? We're finished!"

He shrieked loudly, “D*mn it, Harold, you just pooped your pants!” “What?!” Everyone turned toward Harold simultaneously. It was obvious! There was something disgusting leaking from Harold’s butt! Lady Wilson shouted angrily, “D*mn it, you b*stard, this sofa is imported from Italy!” Harold was equally dumbfounded. He blurted innocently, “I… I… I don’t know what happened! My stomach was hurting, and it hurt so bad, I wanted to fart, then…” Wendy asked in bewilderment, “Harold, did you breath in some of the powder when you ground the laxatives?”

Mom glared at the naughty sextuplet. [ ** NOTE TO THE READERS: Potato Bombs are small domestic explosives made using a potato. They can be made at home. They may be harmless, noisy crackers but it is better not to try them at home without proper supervision ** ] “You ruined the prank, Mom !” Kai whined. “You were not supposed to tell him !!” he cribbed. “Ashton dear, please prescribe something for this wild one too,” Mom said while c*cking her head towards a pouting Kai, making us all laugh.