Filipino Jokes One Liner

Dahil sa isang pagkakamali ay nalagay sa alanganin ang buhay ni Miley. Ngayon ay hinahanap siya ng miyembro ng mafia para patayin. Isa lang ang naiisip na solusyon ng boss/Uncle ng ex niya at iyon ay ang magpakasal siya rito para maproteksyonan siya. “Marry me so I can give you all the protection that you need. Nothing else…” – Clifford Alfonso. Hindi alam ni Miley kung bakit nagkakaganoon ang buhay niya. Hindi pa ba sapat na nahuli niyang magkasama sa kama ang bestfriend at boyfriend niya? Ngayon naman ay nasa panganib ang buhay niya at ang tanging paraan lang ay makasal siya sa gwapo ngunit cold na Tito ng ex niya.

I ordered an incubus online, but when the package arrived, there were two of them. One was gentle and obedient, the other was hot-tempered and unpredictable. I immediately messaged customer service to ask if they'd sent the wrong one—I had only ordered the gentle kind. The reply came cheerfully. "Congratulations, you've unlocked the hidden variant! This model is a bit special—buy one, get one free!" Wait… what? I remembered hearing people say that raising an incubus is like raising a puppy, only better—they keep you warm at night and don't shed. Well, if that's true, whether I had one or two made no difference. So I ended up paying the price of one and getting two—what a steal! Or so I thought… until I went to feed them. That's when I realized I was the cookie in the middle of a sandwich. Apparently, "keeping me warm at night" was a strenuous activity.

WARNING: [R-18] STORY WITH EXTREMELY EXPLICIT/MATURE CONTENT) Nang makilala ni Ara si Daniel Trinidad, ang pinakanakakainis na tao sa kaniyang mundo, she actually met the man of her dreams. Ang kaniyang knight in a shining armor na nakahanda siya protektahan anuman ang mangyari. At kahit pa sabihing mistula silang mga aso at puso, nagawa pa rin ni Daniel na gawing kulay rosas ang kaniyang paligid. And soon, thorns. Iyon ay ang sakit na hatid ng katotohanang kailangan niya itong pakawalan at tanggapin ang isang mapait na katotohanan. That their love for each other is not for them to share for life but for eternity.

Simoune Andrew Buenaflor is one of the hottest bachelor in town. He is the owner of Buenaflor Group of Companies na tanyag sa buong Pilipinas. Sa edad na trenta ay napalago niya na ang kanilang negosyo na ipinamana sa kanya ng yumao niyang mga magulang. Maituturing na isa siya sa pinakasuwerteng tao sa larangan ng pagnenegosyo subalit pagdating sa larangan ng pag-ibig, tila ba ito'y isang dagok sa kanya ng kapalaran. Tatlo na rin ang naging kasintahan niya ngunit wala ni-isa sa mga ito ang nagtagal. Hanggang sa isang araw ay hindi inaasahang magkatagpo ang landas nila ng isang babaeng may mapait na karanasan sa buhay at kagaya niya ay nakasarado rin ang pintuan ng puso nito. Paano kong ang babaeng ito pala ang itinakda sa kanya ng kapalaran? Magagawa niya pa kaya'ng buksan'g muli ang kanyang puso o hahayaan niya na lang itong manatiling nakapinid at habang buhay na maging sawi?

Ursula had to escape from her father dahil pinipilit siya nitong ipakasal sa kanang-kamay nitong si Leon. Her father felt indebted to him because he saved his life on one of their encounters to the authority. Pero ang hindi alam ng ama ay masamang tao ang pinagkakatiwalaan nito dahil isang gabi na wala ito ay sinubukan siyang pagsamantalahan ni Leon at nang hindi siya pumayag ay sinaktan siya nito. Tumakbo siya ng tumakbo hanggang sa makarating sa isang kubo sa gitna ng sagingan at doon ay nakatulog siya. Nang magising ay nasa isang silid na siya at agad na bumulaga sa kanya ang mukha ng isang lalaki. The most handsome face she had ever seen. Hindi niya alam na posibleng makaramdam siya ng sense of security sa lalaking kakikilala pa lamang niya at iyon ang ibinibigay ng awra nito sa kanya. Agad na nahulog ang loob niya rito at hindi niya alam kung ano ang gagawin dahil nagpanggap siyang wala siyang naaalala kahit pa ang sarili niyang pangalan. Matatanggap kaya siya nito kapag nalaman nitong parte siya ng isang grupo na lumalaban sa gobyerno? Pero paano kung nahulog na rin pala ito sa kanya? Would he choose her dangerous love over his family?

My Only One Ang makulit niyang kapitbahay na si Jhureign ang gumulo sa buhay ni Timothy simula no'ng lumipat siya ng bahay at lumayo sa pamilya niya. Ngunit hindi naman niya aakalain dahil sa paglipat niya ay mahahanap niya ang taong itinadhana para sa kaniya. Sa simpleng banat nito na nagpapangiti sa kaniya at nagpapatibok ng puso niya. Ngunit kung kailan siya nasanay sa prisensya ng dalaga, saka sila sinubok ng tadhana. @scriptingyourdestiny Ang story na ito ay purong fictional lamang. Kung mahilig kang magbasa ng plot na may taguan ng anak (ito ang hinahanap mo) Engineer at Engineer.

เมื่อเธอและเขา one night stand กันโดยไม่ตั้งใจ "คุณภูมิ" "คุณจูนจะทำอะไรครับ" "จูนร้อนคะ" "เดี๋ยวผมไปเร่งแอร์ให้" "ไม่คะ จูนอยาก ช่วยจูนด้วย" "จะให้ผมช่วยยังไงครับ" "จูนต้องการคุณ "

Everyone who works in their household loves Venice Lauren. Lahat sila ay saksi sa kabaitan ng dalaga, maging si Jefferson Madrid na nagtatrabaho din para sa pamilya nila. Like some typical romance, they both fell inlove. Ano nga ba ang magagawa kapag pag-ibig na ang tumama? Kahit anong estado pa, wala nang pakealam. Pero, gaya nga ng mga tipikal na storya, palaging may hadlang sa pag iibigan. Her family couldn't accept her that led Venice to ler her lover, Jefferson go. sa nakalipas na apat na taon, marami ang nagbago. Yung aakalain mong habang buhay na nasa itaas ay hindi pala mananatili sa itaas dahil sa apat na taon, nagbago ang buhay nilang dalawa. Their paths crossed but this time, their worlds switched. Despite of their worlds switching, their feelings remains. She's still the one for him He's still the one for her.

Maria Airaleen Alfonso never thought about falling in love. It never crossed her mind because she has her own priorities and that doesn't include falling in love with someone. But then there's Zandrey Joseph del Fuerto, who managed to get into her system. In a span of one week, a lot have happened. She could've stop it, but she didn't. What she thought she felt for him was something, so she held on to it. However, after that week of romance, Zandrey suddenly disappeared, leaving her clueless and broken. How can she move on now when he gave her so much to remember?

"Don't you think that skirt is short for you?" She says, changing the subject and taking another long hit from her blunt. Since when does she care about my clothing? Besides it's not like it's affecting anyone, so why does it matter? "Um, no. Why do you care anyways?" I ask suspiciously, while looking down at my skirt. It's not even short. "People are looking at you in there, and maybe it's because of what you're wearing," She throws her blunt on the ashtray that she has, and turns her attention on me staring fiercely into my eyes. "Why does it matter? It's not like it's a bad thing." I say, now worried at this point. I don't know what's going through her mind as she comes closer to me, again my back is against the wall beside the balcony railing. "It is a bad thing because it seems everyone in there wants to fuck you, and for some damn reason it's bothering me." Heaven says lowly, barely audible. ----- Hatred. Despite. Mixed feelings. Read to find out about Valentina and Heavens relationship, which starts off as despiteful, then turns into something pure.