Filipino Jokes One Liner

Pagkatapos niyang ma promote bilang Secretary ng CEO ay inaya niya ang kaibigan niyang mag bar,In enjoy niya ang Gabi at nagpaksaya hanggang sa nagising nalang siya na walang ibang saplot katabi ang lalaking nakakuha ng virginity niya, hindi niya pinag sisihan ang nangyari dahil gwapo naman ang nakakuha ng virginity niya pero ng makaharap niya ang CEO ay pinag sisihan niya ang lahat,Ang lalaking naka talik niya ng isang Gabi at Ang CEO ng kompanyang pinag tratrabahuan niya Ngunit paano kung hindi lang iyon ang mangyayari, paano kung aayain din siya ng boss niya sa isang Fake Marriage kapalit ng isang million Tatanggapin niya ba ito o tatanggihan?

Colleen Caddell is broke, jobless, and at the verge of being thrown out of her house. Desperate as she was, she conned her way into a program run by the infamous Andre Lourdes. But when she becomes the number one suspect in the murder case of his mother, Colleen has to explain to Andre, and the whole world, what she was doing in the room minutes after Camilla Lourdes was shot dead.

They were brothers, one touched my heart, the other ruined it. Ken was safe, soft, and everything I should want. Ruben was cold, cruel… and everything I couldn’t resist. One forbidden night, one heated mistake... and now he owns more than my body he owns my silence. And now Daphne, their sister,the only one who truly knew me, my forever was slipping away. I thought, I knew what love meant, until both of them wanted me.

Tess is tired of everything. It's as if the world is screaming at her. Yet, she doesn't give in to depression. Her best friend, Jose suggests a night out and they leave for a new bar around their place. The next series of events turns Tess's life around. She meets a complete stranger, who she bonds with as if they were long-lost friends. One thing leads to another and Tess and the good-looking stranger end up having the best sex of their lives. However, Tess knows everything about him but his name. How does this love story progress? Will Tess give up on her one chance at a real relationship? Or will she do everything she can to find the good-looking stranger?

Having transferred from the elite Dawson College to a new public school, Liam Wyatt is the new student at Crawstar High. Handome, quiet, gets good grades and seems to have no interest in anything. Steve Reed is the ace of the football team at Crawstar High. Good looks, popular, rich parents and g

You shiver when you always think of, A werewolf in the night, They eat human flesh so yuck and sticky, But it’s just in your mind You might think there’s a creepy castle, Lost somewhere in time, You might think it has ghosts all around, But it’s just in your mind. Do you believe in vampires? , Those creatures with long white fangs, You might think they drink human blood, But it’s just in your mind. You might believe in witches, They laugh with a scary look, You might think they have black cats, Or a bat to cook for food. You can imagine all sorts of creepy things, That makes you shudder with fright, But please don’t yell mommy when you see them, C’ause it’s just in your mind, "Or is it ?!" That was the most paramount question in Athena's mind. Meet Athena a mere mortal and the Elected one who is meant to save her pack from the black werewolves/ vampire . Being a mere mortal will she be able to fulfill this prophecy and how ?!, In this quest to save her people would she find love ? And what will this love make her?. Join this intriguing ride to find out.

Alexandra Sarmiento always wanted to end up with a woman, though she could be attracted to men, she couldn't imagine kissing, hugging, having sex, and loving a man. After being rejected by the woman she likes, Alex just tried to find a woman she could hook up with online. She was paired with Avy, a beautiful but a little bit muscular woman. They decided to meet up as Alex finds her attractive and interesting... she was totally her type... not until she saw a huge and unusual thing in between Avy's legs… and there she realized that Avy was a man.

ฟ้าพริตตี้สาวถูกพาไปหลังจากรับงานโดยไม่รุู้เลยว่าตัวเองไปนอนกับใครมา ชีวิตสาวสวยจะเริ่มเกิดเรื่องราวอะไรขึ้นบ้างหลังจากนี้

What if you're a broken-hearted? Would you do the thing that you haven't done in your whole life? Charmane Cordova. Unexpectedly meet, this most sought-after bachelor... Bradley Hernandez, A guy that she doesn't know yet, A guy that got her attention, and a guy she had spent her whole night with... And this will be their, JUST ONE NIGHT together.

Who wants to become a replacement in someone else wedding day? Anthony Enriquez has a long history of failed relationships until it was concluded with a marriage but all of a sudden, the bride ran away with another man at the very last minute. Gretchen Kennedy is a modern-day Cinderella who was forced to escape from humiliation of her nasty step sisters and harassment from her step-father. Trying to seek safety and refuge, she went as far as Mexico. The two brokenhearted people yet single at the moment accidentally met in Mexico. Anton and Gretchen never imagined themselves being forced to marry a total stranger as a replacement bride and groom for that once in a lifetime special occasion any man and woman could ever dream of. The two imperfect people were matched by fate to make them believe that love at first sight and marriage can really happen. However, after consuming the first hundred days together, they made a serious decision to face the giant in their own lives. How will Anton and Gretchen forget the memory of their perfect replacement marriage? Will they accept the challenge of a real married life or remain single forever?