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He asked and I let out a chuckle to his surprise. I'm equally surprised that I'm laughing instead of raining curses on him or either panicking. "What's funny, sweetheart?" He asked and moved closer a bit, I took a step backward and regained my stand. "Your flirting skill is eerie and very old school, I think you should stick to your wife or if your prick wants some other pussy to dig, I advise you go look for one that suits your age." I drawled sarcastically and a frown graced his face. "Don't you think you're being so intrepid?"

"You will die single," "That only hurt 0%. Should I be crying over that?" He laughed. I winced and pouted. "Damn it! You look cute with that face of yours– say! Why don't we take advantage of the emptiness of this gym, huh?" He wiggled his brows. "Ace, stop it," I whined sheepishly. He laughed more. Don't flirt with me, I might end up taking it seriously since no soul has ever flirted with me. Wow, my life sucks.

She inquired with an icy tone. " Yeah, you are funny," I smirk down at her. " Oh, I didn't realize that I could be quite the comedian!" A sarcastic remark. " Maybe I should resign and become a full time stand up comedian!" " Buttoning up your shirt isn't going to take away the glaring fact that your shirt has graduated from opaque to see-through,"

I couldn't tell whether she was being sarcastic or not. I could hardly live with this lie. I'd never take it that far. "Okay, I'll just walk up to him and be like, 'Hey, I wasn't pregnant before, but now I'm ready to have your baby.'" I answered sarcastically. "Fine, enjoy unemployment for the rest of your life." She answered. "I wonder if you were born with a warning label that read, 'attracted to trouble.'" Katy joked. "If someone finds you murdered on the side of the road, no one should ask why," I answered.

I asked sarcastically, pointing to the semi-obvious tent forming in his pants. Maya began laughing so hard that she spit out half her drink. “Let me buy you a drink, Blondie,” Joshua said in a gruff voice, intentionally ignoring my taunt. I had not meant to offend him, but something about him put me on edge. Sarcasm and humor had always been some of my defense mechanisms. “No, thank you. I have one.” “Then dance with me.” “No, sorry. I’m not leaving my friend by herself.”

Stay out of his love life. Reo shrugged his broad shoulders as if it were of no importance to him. “Sure, bro, whatever you say. If you want to be single for the rest of your life, then that has nothing to do with us. If you want to grow old and lonely, that also has nothing to do with us.” Aiden raised a brow, a slight smile playing across his lips. “Is that sarcasm I hear from you, Reo?” he asked in amusement. Reo chuckled and gave Aiden a cheeky smile in return. “Sarcasm? Like I’d use it on you.”

The grief she felt seemed to be released completely at that moment. The sound of Elena's crying filled the entire room. Brody munched on his popcorn and clicked his tongue. "Love is just so unfathomable. It doesn't suit me. I'm better off staying single." Harry glanced sideways at him. "As if you could get a girlfriend if you wanted one." Good friends were always brutally honest when teasing each other. The viewers on the live stream were deeply amused. "Don't look down on your friend, kid. Aren't you single too?"

He carped aloofly. "No?" He gave me an unamused look."Talking to you is like talking to a broken record of comebacks and sarcastic comments." "I prefer witty comments, not sarcastic." I remarked dully. "My point proven." He looked less amused with me, yet still fascinated at the same time. What could possibly be fascinating? I couldn't possibly make myself any more-irritating, frankly. "You also don't ever smile." To that, I plastered on a smile. "What is this then?"

He made jokes, asked questions, tossed compliments my way like it was second nature. And I let him. He leaned in a little closer as he poured the next drink. “You’re too handsome to be drinking alone. You single?” I hesitated for half a second. “Yeah. I guess I am.” That guess tasted like a lie, but I didn’t correct it. “Your ex an idiot?” he asked with a grin. “Something like that,” I said, forcing a smile. “We just weren’t working.” He gave a playful wince. “Their loss. You’ve got the kind of face people don’t forget.”

Layla said sarcastically. Her sarcasm did not quell the laughter that escaped the lips of our other friends, however. On the contrary, her sarcastic retort only aided in refreshing their laughter. The two clutched their stomachs as they were sent into another episode of laughter with Sofia howling and rolling around on the floor while Janelle, always graceful and dignified in any situation whatsoever, sat on the rug which was laid over wooded floor, and laughed her music laugh while dabbing gently at the tears that rolled down her cheeks. "I think that's enough of your laughing, don't you think." Layla said drily, rolling her eyes.