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“Flirting with our rival right in front of everyone?” I opened my eyes and looked at him. “What did you just say?” I asked to straighten up. “You heard me,” he insisted, rolling his eyes. “You stood there, laughing and talking like he’s your everything. You played and flirted with him like he was your boyfriend.” Is he being serious? Accusing me of who I flirt with? “I wasn’t laughing,” I replied. “And I wasn’t flirting.” “Oh really?” he snapped. “So what were you doing? Making him feel special out of pity? Making him feel like the only guy in the world? No, those words you said we're just normal conversations two people obviously have.” he said the alert words sarcastically.

I stated. “ That's what they always say,” she remarked sarcastically, rolling her eyeballs. “ And need I remind you that you're the one desperately single. It's like you don't even need to put effort to be single,” this time I was going to get back at her. “ You did me good this time,” she acknowledged that I too could retort. “ But I've had my share of boys and men, most I met and dated were all idiots,” she shrugged. “ Says the person who has the fault,” I muttered.

This wicked man is really persistent to paired me up with his son. “No thanks. I love being single,” I said. He laughed so hard after I said that. I can clearly see his gums from here. “You don’t like my son? Or else…you have someone in mind?” he said teasingly. Old men are really pain in the ass. “You know what? Why don’t you sleep now?” I asked sarcastically. He laughed and shook his head. “You’re lucky that I allow you to talk to me like that if not…you’re probably fired by now,” he said jokingly.

"Lonely people take longer, hotter bath to replace the warmth they're lacking socially, or emotionally." I'm this close to flip the table when he grins, knowing he has hit me at the right spot. I discreetly raise my middle finger while mouthing a silent 'fuck you' before putting it down again. He's lucky we're at a fancy restaurant or I'll smack him right here right now. "You must be feeling fine now judging from your sarcasm." He shrugs and drinks his wine, "Not enough but I'm pretty impressed with my performance to be able to sit with you tonight despite your stunt last night."

"Hugo, did you hear that? She told me to think about the consequences. Oh, I'm so scared." Only when she'd had her fill of laughing did she turn back to face me. "Jillian, what makes a swindling fake socialite like you think you can act so high and mighty in front of me?" she asked, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "I'm doing the world a favor by making sure you don't go out and prey on other men." I had completely lost my patience.

Scarlett smirked proudly like she’d won something. “What about the other guy?” she asked casually a second later. “Alex?” “Mhm.” I made a face immediately. Scarlett burst into laughter. “That man needed to be humbled.”I said “He was kind of funny.” “He was weird.” “He was flirting.” “He was being annoying.” Scarlett looped her arm through mine dramatically. “Ariana,” she sighed. “Men flirting with you must be exhausting.” “You have no idea.” “You know who definitely was exhausted though?”

"Hey, are you okay?" "Of course. I'm only vomiting my guts out dude!" The woman's wet lips curve upwards in a sarcastic smile. "Nothing to see here, really. Everything is God damn peachy." "Mhm," the corner of my lip rose a little in admiration. "Sarcasm and fiery… two qualities I must say I find rather intriguing in a woman," "Whatever, can you—" the girl waves me off weakly, before she can finish her sentence another round of vomit passes through her lips.

“Perhaps I do. Maybe... Don’t tell anyone I said that.” I threw a pillow at him, laughing as he caught it effortlessly. “You’re ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.” I shook my head, leaning back against the couch, breathless from laughter. “You know, for a man who constantly acts like he’s serious business, you’re really good at this banter thing. Almost as good as me.” “Almost?” he teased. “You’re setting the bar dangerously high. I’ll have to step up my game.” I groaned dramatically. “Good luck with that, Matteo. You’ll need it. Because when it comes to sarcasm, wit, and charm… I am untouchable.”

"When we get married, I don't want you to be too busy with your first boyfriend." Richard's laughter soon filled the metal box. Fortunately, no one else came with Richard. Otherwise, he would have gotten a lot of strange looks. Laughing at yourself for talking on the phone? Seriously. "As a second boyfriend, I actually don't accept it. But what else can I do, my boyfriend is the loyal type and is not easily distracted." The scornful remark was actually a sarcasm. Richard still wouldn't let go of his laughter until he stepped into the car. "Alright alright. I lost. What do you want, darling?"

The air was filled with their laughter as they retold splendidly outrageous and laugh inducing anecdotes. Sara launched the story, but with a dash of sweetness in her voice. “Austin presented me with a cup of coffee only for it to trip and spill all over my notes as if I am its clumsy oaf.” Austin interjected, he was doubtlessly sarcastic. “Of course no one could believe that Sara was reliable enough to observe a cup of coffee coming around.” Sara dodged with a smile that would not disappear from her face. “I don’t belittle your lack of intelligence; such is the case with some of the people.”